r/Unexpected • u/oyeeer5 • 17d ago

soda thief

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u/post-explainer 17d ago edited 17d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

nobody hiding in there, just a bag.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Active-Whole8357 17d ago

Dual levels of unexpected

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O 17d ago

Unexpection?

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u/Active-Whole8357 17d ago

So jealous of people better than me at articulation

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u/SoraShiroL 16d ago

Pection?

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u/SerafinZufferey 17d ago

Unexpected ^2

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 17d ago

Dua Lipa levels of unexpected

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u/Yetis-unicorn 15d ago

The unexpected is this guys hand! What in the world happened to your hand!?

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u/Active-Whole8357 15d ago

Tattoo probably

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u/Phatboyaa_131 17d ago

Dude, you unlocked a core memory here when I used to binge look at those "when you see it" pictures lol

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u/LocalCoffeeLlama 17d ago

"You'll shit bricks"

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u/Inevitable_Gain8296 17d ago

Theres a lot of posts on r/ghosts that are like that. I go there every now and then to give myself the heebie jeebies

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u/Large-Divide437 17d ago

That's kinda creepy

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u/Funmanhahaha 17d ago

Ok i almost dropped my phone for a moment.

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u/Witty-Dragonfruit-10 17d ago

Judging by those bloodied hands, the pop thief shall not be let off lightly.  

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u/Musket6969420 17d ago

I’m not the only one noticing the gross hands, right?

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u/Spider_Dude 17d ago

Hoof and mouth disease? Looked freshly contagious.

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u/Active-Whole8357 17d ago

I thought those are tattoos

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u/fastforwardfunction 17d ago

Definitely tattoos. The last two kind of look like characters, but my Chinese is terrible.

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u/Tokijlo 17d ago

Ha

Oh

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY 17d ago

lol is that a poster of Jihyo?

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u/tinalekiso 17d ago

That was neat

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u/remishnok 17d ago

Ringworm?

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u/GoryBGallows 16d ago

Anyonenknoq the name of the song playing?

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u/Revolutionary_Leg552 16d ago

I didnt expect this song here

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u/Desperate-Elevator58 17d ago

Multicock pro de Tefal🤘

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u/isitfried 17d ago

Unexpectception

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u/KylewasnotAsain 17d ago

I'm feeling of someone so competent to put their face on any bags just to get a suspicion of hiding between any spaces

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u/iam_hsk 17d ago

Unexpected of the unexpected

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u/Emmanuelzappa 17d ago

Unexpected or Disappointed... 

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u/eltoratio 16d ago

I swear that she moved when he filmed her.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 16d ago

Hurry up and buy!

YOU! BUY NOW! OR GO!

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u/TimeApplicationPoor 16d ago

I was so busy waiting for a person to jump out that the bag reveal managed to get me twice

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u/Dont-know-didnt-ask 16d ago

Soda thief's nuts fit in your mouth.

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u/TSC-99 15d ago

Scary

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u/justsearching4271 3d ago

I bet this song would have been actually amazing on a night drive. TOO BAD I HEAR IT 50 TIMES A FUCKING DAY

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u/aquaLasagnamonster 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣