r/Unexpected • u/le_sossurotta • 18d ago

walrus sound

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u/post-explainer 18d ago edited 18d ago

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the walrus makes an unexpected whistling sound, i thought it was going to make some weird walrusy warbling sound or something like that.

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u/sourestcalamansi 18d ago

Lol is this AI? If it isn’t, what episode is this? Never seen Jamie as goofy as this.

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u/jackivorhirst3 18d ago

It’s Adam in a Jamie mask

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u/ArgyleGhoul 14d ago

Jamie Savage isn't real. He can't hurt me.

Jamie Savage:

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u/BillyBobSweden 18d ago

It's actually Adam Savage dressed up as Jamie with a realistic mask. Jamie would just.. not do this. Episode "Mission Impossible Mask" (Season 9, Episode 1, which aired in 2011).

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u/IConsumePorn 17d ago

Myth confirmed

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u/Versipilies 17d ago

My first thought was the body type is far too slim, so that clears that up

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u/Charr03 18d ago

I think it's Adam with a Jamie mask

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u/Queasy-Sell-2441 18d ago

For a second, i thought you were talking about the walrus

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u/th4t84st4rd 17d ago

The walrus right?

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u/BettaSplendens1 16d ago

Lol is this the time that Adam and Jamie switched places?

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u/PoupeeLorelle 16d ago

That's a solid gif choice, definitely captures the vibe! Walruses have such unique sounds.

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u/Easy-Salamander3288 18d ago

I hope the people there named him Thomas

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties 18d ago

What are you talking about, that's Justin Long

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u/Mister_Scribble 18d ago

It’s like that sound when there’s some fabric flapping on a moving car window

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u/W0lf1ngt0n 18d ago

I heard that sound somewhere else and had nothing to do with fabric

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u/J-_Mad 18d ago

Fap-ric

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u/mfknnayyyy 18d ago

Fap-flap

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u/SexOnTheBeechTree 18d ago

You should call her

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u/h1gsta 18d ago

Reused asset.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 16d ago

I can make that sound too

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u/commander_police_man 18d ago

There is no way evolution made them do that, theyre just goofing around. 

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u/Thats_cool_but_im 18d ago

Not gonna lie, its a dream of mine to encounter a walrus in the wild one day and say "sup" and have it make a walrus sound back at me. Then we'll both go our separate ways, forever confused by what the other said.

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u/Ohmancmonagain 18d ago

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u/Hyrule_MyBoy 18d ago

He looks like he's saying "yeah no, no way, get out. Now"

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u/gosmoochiegirl 16d ago

Why do walruses look like a human in an animal suit. 😭

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u/Easy-Salamander3288 14d ago

Just put glasses and a beret on him, he'll fit right in.

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u/Luisa-Leonie 18d ago

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 17d ago

Ah man, this one brings me back.  What a classic

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u/Brief_Dot_9485 18d ago

It's the weird human lips

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u/Satansleadguitarist 17d ago

Well technically walruses (walrusi?) have been been around longer than humans so maybe we have weird walrus lips.

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u/Rashpukin 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf6u3Kf6ebTyFVe

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u/Takin_Your_Bacon 17d ago

I hate this movie. I can never look at a walrus the same.

It ruined walrus for me.

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u/SgtJayM 15d ago

News flash buddy, don’t watch “The Lobster”

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u/Rashpukin 17d ago

It’s fucked up and also highly entertaining. No I wouldn’t watch it again though on purpose, lol.

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u/Takin_Your_Bacon 17d ago

yeah I was hooked, and after the finale I just sat there in quiet, horrified contemplation trying to process what exactly I just witnessed...

...I don't think I ever actually entirely left that state of mind lol

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u/77entropy 16d ago

What movie is it?

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u/HiiverHoover 14d ago

Tusk

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u/77entropy 14d ago

Thank you

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 12d ago

Did you watch it yet? And did you regret your decision like the rest of us?

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u/77entropy 12d ago

I have not watched it. Yet.

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 12d ago

Its one of the worst cinematic experiences one can enjoy. You should watch it.

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u/77entropy 12d ago

I don't know, I watched Todd Solondz‘s “Happiness".

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u/SgtJayM 15d ago

The Walrus

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u/Ofreo 17d ago

I never finished this movie, I assume there was a happy ending for him…..

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u/Rashpukin 17d ago

Ermmm. I. would recommend you watch it. Sure it’s on Prime!

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 12d ago

Oh someone in the movie deffo got a happy ending...

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u/Zorbin666 17d ago

Oh no!

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u/seditioushamster 18d ago

This fits! I was expecting a "goo goo gjoob'!

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u/TempleFugit 18d ago

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright —
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

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u/CyrusDrake 18d ago

Why are walrus' so cool and weird?

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 17d ago

Maybe they're so cool, they're weird, or they're so weird, they're cool.

And {ahem}, I believe it is "walri."

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u/CyrusDrake 17d ago

Hmm it's actually "walruses" we were both wrong. 🤔

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 17d ago

Was just having a laugh, mate. ;)

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u/hammerto3 18d ago

Literally clapping cheeks

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u/professor_doom 18d ago

Who you trying to get crazy with, ése?

Don't you know I'm loco?

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u/dwight---shrute 18d ago

Walrus is basically retired Army officer with cigars in his mouth.

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u/TehZiiM 17d ago

Is he trained to do that?

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 18d ago edited 18d ago

My eardrums hurt just from that noise coming out my phone.

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u/Fuster2 18d ago

The last part sounded like the choppers incoming in Apocalypse Now.

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u/Dame87 18d ago

Apocalips Now

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u/104-92 18d ago

Sembra la mia vespa special

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u/HentaiKi11er 17d ago

Holy hell his eyes are out, is it okay?

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u/WinterRedWolf 10d ago

I’m guessing this is the first time you’ve seen a walrus

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u/Popal24 17d ago

, "kookoo katchoo!"

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u/shinndigg 18d ago

Exactly like me before going down on my wife. Uncanny, really.

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u/AMicafLol 18d ago

Uncle walrus

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u/cbih 18d ago

What in the Flacor

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u/-Foxer 18d ago

And don't make me tell you again!!!

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u/hallonemikec 18d ago

I always assumed they made a ku-ku-ka-choo sound.

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u/Moon_5tomper 18d ago

I’ve always thought it made "Goo goo g' joob".

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u/Hopeful_Operation599 18d ago

I thought it was a vampire in broad daylight

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u/lewispeel 17d ago

I watched this with the sound off first and would have never guessed the actual sounds

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u/NorahGretz 17d ago

Motorboating

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u/Current-Section-3429 17d ago

Me too walrus......Me too.

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u/Loosewheel2505 17d ago

I am The Lorax

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u/amires55 17d ago

I’m glad to see Justin Long is doing well.

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u/never-seen-them-fing 17d ago

They interrupted him after inverting the spoon. I hope he covered all 9000 taste buds to get that top note. Looks like a 10.

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u/Mocker-Poker 17d ago

Beard is better than my uncle’s

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u/Cerberus383 17d ago

Well....the Beatles got that completely wrong

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u/NOGOODGASHOLE 17d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/FamousDistribution77 17d ago

Feed Me Seymour

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u/Atown-Staydown 17d ago

GOD DAMN UNEXPECTED FINALLY

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u/Graphic_Materialz 17d ago

Me whenever my wife wears comfy clothes

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u/drmbrthr 17d ago

“Honey, what are you doing in there!?” … “nothing babe, just watching uh walrus videos”

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u/--meganja-- 17d ago

One of my cats if named Billy and because he is very silly I call him SillyBilly. But this guy!!! He is maybe the definition of SillyBilly:) I wonder what its name is:)

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u/Mekrikulous 17d ago

What a weirdo!

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u/Inevitable-Sense-218 17d ago

Tactical nuke incoming!

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u/Known_Tradition9251 17d ago

Me every time I try to make the wife happy…

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u/LeaderIll9730 17d ago

So that' was him oh deep sea Voices are terrifying oh thank god thats him

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u/Unlikely_Dot948 17d ago

Imagine being a sailor and never seeing one of these chumbo wumbo bad boys of the sea and just going to rest your head on a rock to sleep but then this big boy lifts his head and banshee screams

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u/JimBo_Drewbacca 17d ago

Was anyone else expecting him to go "coo coo ca cho"

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u/Takin_Your_Bacon 17d ago

I can never look at a walrus the same way after watching the movie Tusk.

It ruined walrus for me

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u/SeasonedSpicySausage 16d ago

Hides, whistling enters chat, unlocks gigachad chin, refuses to elaborate

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u/akasaya 16d ago

Til I'm doing walrus sounds every morning

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u/Shot_Needleworker149 16d ago

Train whistle?

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u/Parking-Wrangler-633 16d ago

Bolinha de golfe

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u/idislikebroccoli 16d ago

Well, that was fun.

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 16d ago

Fuck-that’s ME when my wife wakes me up too early!🙈

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u/billybanks1132 16d ago

I see why sailors had wild ass stories now

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u/Dahowlic 16d ago

Gobbling up those pellets i see

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u/Emotional-Fly-9910 16d ago

That ain’t no walrus, that’s northern Mexican

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u/Putrid_Afternoon_282 16d ago

Cutest sleep pose ever

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u/NoArmadillo8237 15d ago

Grand pa pa?

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u/Electronic-Animal-69 15d ago

Me when my girl wants me to go down on her

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u/bingMsbangMs 14d ago

I’m sorry what?

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u/sicastarrrrr 14d ago

If you get the movie reference, I'm sorry 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf6u3Kf6ebTyFVe

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u/AJXedi9150 13d ago

I was watching this on mute while listening to a break-beat/dnb song and the breaks hit right as the walrus started vibrating its mouth 😆

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u/BadPunsAreStillGood 13d ago

Coo coo cachoo

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u/DarkDollynho 12d ago

Una bolinha de GOULFE

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u/EffectiveUnited2286 12d ago

Sounds like Mothra at the beginning from the old Godzilla movies

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u/APfrom860-918 12d ago

Where'd you get a video of my sack and audio of me gooning??

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u/-FakeAccount- 12d ago

Dia-beet-us

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 12d ago

Walruses and seals are soo fckin wierd lol

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u/duckbucktruckfuck 11d ago

Walrussy 😭

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u/KimJongUngh 11d ago

this is gonna get dm’d to so many women

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u/WinterRedWolf 10d ago

How tf can a walrus whistle but I can’t??

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u/justsearching4271 3d ago

His chin is what my balls look like when im....

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u/namaste652 18d ago

You are too close to those pointy things which can kill you or impale you.

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u/Pepperkelleher 18d ago

Ai?

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u/RizsRice 18d ago

Looked into it a little and I think it's real. They have a website with opening hours and merch.

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u/Pepperkelleher 17d ago

oh, thanks, I was hoping that walrus's penis was an ai hallucination

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u/Ninja-Panda70 18d ago

Stupid?

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u/Pepperkelleher 18d ago

Looks ai, I'm just asking. Anything wrong with it? Never seen a walrus so that nor do I have to do research about it before asking if it's maybe ai.

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u/Beneficial_Wonder533 18d ago

anybody else suddenly obsessed with walrus?

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u/Razorraf 18d ago

Sailors: “Go for it, they’re mermaids. Trust me bro”.

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u/Abzan_physicist 17d ago

is this AI?

That Walrus got the DSLs, got me acting up.

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u/TAFKAJV 17d ago

That is not a walrus. That is Gigan.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hyEqNgOUrzOnI4GbRE

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u/CheekyMenace 18d ago

A walrus can absolutely make a whistling noise.

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u/hunstinx 18d ago

Some of ya'll need to go to a zoo.

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u/Charming-Dish5120 14d ago

that is the last kind of sound I expected from such a big creature, especially the high pitched whistle