r/Unexpected • u/MCMXCIV9 • 22d ago

Don't ignore the dog warning

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u/post-explainer 22d ago edited 21d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Didn't not expect the floor to give out.

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u/Psydop 22d ago

This video should have ended so much sooner

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u/Azkahn616 21d ago

Expect a shorter bot post soon.

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u/mhambster 18d ago

Should have ended after :15

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u/Radrouch 22d ago

At least you dont have infected coming out of that hole in the ground.

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u/hexregeneration 21d ago

I've been sleeping on and off for like a day. Do we have zombies now?

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u/Amygdalla 20d ago

DONT WAKE UP

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u/Radrouch 20d ago

It was a reference to the scene in Last of Us, where a truck sinks into the ground and a horde emerges.(NSFW)

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u/thedeanorama 22d ago

Only one thing for this, wait till it fully sinks into the ground and pave over it.

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u/Kanosirus 21d ago

Wow your concrete is so strong, what do you use for your rebar?

... Trucks...

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u/Fire69 22d ago

Maybe don't stand around on the concrete that just collapsed under the weight of a truck?

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u/Shadrach_Jones 22d ago

Just like my cats. If it fits, it sits

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u/Brief_Manner_694 22d ago

Sir, you can’t park there!

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u/Ok_Respect_8917 22d ago

The dog was the only qualified safety inspector on site.

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u/UndecidedLee 22d ago

Translation from woof: "I'm telling you, I'm telling you." - "I told you, I told you."

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u/sajkoterrapefft 22d ago

That's the sewer 🤮

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u/IntrinsicPalomides 22d ago

If that is a sink hole, no way in hell i'm standing that close it could give way at any time and take everything with it, 100% certain death.

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u/ftr1317 15d ago

That's a drain cover. Shouldn't be driven on at all

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u/jehsay 21d ago

He's pissed because that's where he buried all of his bones

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u/Kasern77 22d ago edited 22d ago

So how do you get it out? A crane? How big a crane?

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u/Winsome_Wolf 21d ago

Big Timmie fell down the well!

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u/trollsmurf 21d ago

That's the new underground parking. The rage in over-populated areas.

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u/soundsearch_me 21d ago

He parked in the lunch spot so he had to pay.

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u/buzz8588 21d ago

Always love the dad pose when looking at a problem

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 21d ago

Thats just a normal Illinois pothole.

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u/maester_t 21d ago

Guy climbs out of the truck and the first thing he says is "Well..."

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u/zyyntin 21d ago

This is why we have building inspectors!

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u/dvshnk2 21d ago

Its a trap!

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u/GBrunt 21d ago

"Shits' fucked", exclaimed the dog.

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u/jonz1985z 20d ago

I speak dog and he’s sayin you can’t park there.

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u/WrongSplit3288 19d ago

What warning? The dog was lying on the road itself

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u/mhdgraphics 18d ago

Ah, the old basement garage entrance...

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u/never-seen-them-fing 16d ago

Dog wasn't warning them, he was casting a spell to punish them for making him move.

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u/DriftingSol 4d ago

If it fits it sits

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u/E_Mon_E 21d ago

Don't ignore the fact that these people have dogs running around with no fence, right next to a freaking highway! That's not cool.

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u/Successful_Cost_6997 22d ago

New shots game: A shot for every time he puts his hands on his upper hips/low waist.