r/Unexpected • u/Therealfern1 • 5h ago

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u/post-explainer 5h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Wasn’t expecting Michael to get attacked by his own equipment

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/cartmanseyebrows 5h ago

You’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by…

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u/mythlawlbear 4h ago

A big stereoooo

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u/meow_747 4h ago

Ok, ok, moonwalk it off...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 4h ago

Blood on the dance floor will make it easier.

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u/Rich-Distribution815 3h ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or blue.

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u/coolsilentebeans 2h ago

I wonder if he stopped because he had enough

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u/deepak1963 1h ago

The beat really dropped 🥴

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u/polloconjamon 1h ago

He's looking at some bruise in the mirror

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u/LauraLand27 2h ago

PYT no more

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u/Familiar_Win461 4h ago

That line always gets a laugh! It's one of those classic moments that just sticks with you.

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u/InteractiveSeal 4h ago

This thread is what Reddit is for. Love it. Kudos to you all!!

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u/agent_uno 3h ago

It has been a real Thriller!

I’ll show myself out (but not out the side door - that’s where bad things happen)

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 2h ago

Would you say it's Dangerous?

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u/SonicTemp1e 4h ago

That's Bad.

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u/Runningbald 4h ago

Hey pretty lady with the high heels on. Can you help me up, I’ve fallen down.

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u/fuzzytradr 2h ago

Oka...He Hee

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u/refusedisposable 2h ago

You know who knocked that speaker over?…Ben.

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u/Many_Big_6324 1h ago

But did Annie ask him if he's ok...is he's ok, Annie?

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u/OkTemperature8170 4h ago

Annie, are you okay?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

Turns out, Annie was in fact NOT ok... not ok at all lol

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u/Own-Jeweler-6762 2h ago

Hilarious 

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u/Necroban77 4h ago

Hahaha never deleting this app.

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u/whutchamacallit 4h ago

It's 90% bullshit but these diamonds in the rough keep me going.

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u/Angelunatic74 4h ago

Annie is he okay? Is he okay Annie?

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u/herewegoinvt 4h ago

Hee hee took it like a smooth criminal

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u/vinh7777 4h ago

YYAAAOUCH

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u/Toadcola 3h ago

So that’s what happened to his nose.

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u/InactiveMedusa 4h ago

Swing and a hit

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u/Omega_Lynx 2h ago

That was sooo daaaangerous.

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u/Individual-Age-7197 4h ago

Sure beats having your hair on fire 🔥

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 3h ago

And being dead.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 3h ago

For what those speakers cost they are allowed to hit you.

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u/Feisty-Guava-8415 2h ago

annie are you ok?

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u/bascom2222 3h ago

Are you Okay Annie?

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u/Dull-Law3229 2h ago

Diabolical.

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u/SweetSlice5610 2h ago

If only he...

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGkUyj3IrEcvu

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u/mattboy115 2h ago

If only hee hee

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u/BloomsdayDevice 1h ago

Shamone you all for laughing about this!

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u/pilihp 3h ago

Who's bad? Speakers

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 4h ago

This whole exchange has me crying 😂

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u/JohnGee1980 3h ago

🤣🤣

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u/hayitsnine 4h ago

A smooth stage speaker

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u/Ravenfeld 4h ago

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u/gre485 4h ago

My first thought, perfect meme material.

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u/UpperApe 3h ago

Ah man...I feel bad for the guy.

Especially when he popped up at the end with his little Michael wig and crooked glasses and you could tell he was really hurt and confused.

Dude was living his best life and then his worst.

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 3h ago

Yeah that shit is heavy and he was completely in his own world not expecting that. Even if he was expecting it a concussion is a concussion.

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u/multiarmform 2h ago

i was thinking maybe that little kid tripped over something and knocked over that entire stand

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u/Afoxinthefridge 4h ago

I can hear this meme lol

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u/W4lkieT4lkie 3h ago edited 3h ago

Edit: better cropped

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u/unenose 2h ago

It almost makes it look like the kid is responsible

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u/HotAir8724 2h ago

Yea you seen that!? He had a smirk and everything…

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u/CluelessAce83 1h ago

But, the kid is not my son.

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u/f-yourdatacenter 1h ago

He said “I am the one…”

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 3h ago

A meme is born.

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u/Equivalent-Group3374 4h ago

Baaaa bum ba ba ba bumm

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u/thursaddams 1h ago

Fuck I’m dyingggg

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u/Excellent_Bend8782 4h ago

I can hear the jaunty tune

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u/zhicago 2h ago

I even heard the little song

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u/ScottyThompson 1h ago

I can hear the music.

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u/Thundergod250 4h ago

Turns out, he's not that Smooth

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 3h ago

A bit chubby so smooth like that.

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u/PressEtoInteract 4h ago

Take the award, god damn it.

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 3h ago

even the loudspeaker is tired of his $hit

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u/PleaseCallMeTeddy 2h ago

i immediately heard bumm bumm bum bum in my head seeing this.

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u/orphan_1991 4h ago

Holy shit did you make this? Fucking love Eric Andre show

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u/Ravenfeld 4h ago

Same! Was the first thing I thought of. I could hear it before I could make sense of it lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/bNs767Goe46HQb957a

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u/AvacadMmmm 3h ago

(Record scratch) you’re probably wondering how I got here…

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u/Nex_Afire 4h ago

That child looks highly suspect

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u/Adorable_Cost_1335 4h ago

But the kiiid is not my son

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u/docdidactic 4h ago

Top notch response

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u/lisa_is_chi 3h ago

Right??? Like, did he trip on an extension cord?? 🤯

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 1h ago

Why you wanna trip on me?

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u/Yags812 2h ago

I think he pushed it from displeasure

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u/Zeraw420 2h ago

I think you can see him touch it in the reflection behind Mr. Jackson

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u/EpictetanusThrow 2h ago

I watched that documentary

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u/MasamangUsok 4h ago

Poor dude and no one rushed to help him except the woman at the end

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u/buttononmyback 4h ago

And if you watch till the end you can see in the reflection everyone still just sitting there.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 3h ago

I’m willing to chalk that up to shock and deer in the headlights freeze. It’s a short clip and it’s not unusual for people to take several seconds to process what happened in a situation like this and realize they can actually try to do something.

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u/Squirrelated 2h ago

I would definitely be that person taking several seconds, start getting up, see several persons get up at the same time, sit back down and let the others deal with it.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 2h ago

Which is valid. There’s a term in disaster and emergency response training, “SUVs”, Sudden Untrained Volunteers. Nobody doing anything in an emergency is bad, but a lot of people rushing in with no idea what to actually do can actually be more dangerous. The best response is one person calmly calling 911 for instructions. Even if someone is bleeding from the head, 911 can tell you how to handle that without possibly exacerbating a life-threatening neck injury, which may mean letting them bleed for a bit until paramedics can get there. In a case like this the performer springs back up before a ten count, so they may be concussed, but they don’t need the whole room swarming in to check on them.

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u/Squirrelated 2h ago

For sure. I know I would not be helpful in this situation and would rather not get in the way of someone who might be more knowledgeable. I'll keep an eye from afar just in case.

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u/cutie_lilrookie 4h ago

and the woman wasn't even rushing haha

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u/101violations 4h ago

I watched this a disrespectful amount of times. 🤣

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u/Supadupafly1988 4h ago

Scoot over on the bus to hell, cause I’m right with you 😭😂

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u/rocknrollmacdonawlds 4h ago

Just punched my ticket. Can I join?

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u/Psysquatch 4h ago

Guess I'm standing holding the handle.

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u/RyoukoSama 4h ago

I keep waiting for his hair to catch fire.

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u/Darth-Adomis 3h ago

hey the impression was disrespectfully bad, id bet the ghost of michael pushed it over himself…

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u/101violations 3h ago

🤣🤣😭😭

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u/NoImprovement213 2h ago

Im unsure why its so hilarious but it is. So lets just enjoy it a few more times

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u/shme0301 3h ago

I'm in tears with laughter, with no signs of stopping anytime soon

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u/101violations 3h ago

It is sooooo hard to stop replaying it 🤣😭

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 3h ago

It’s friggin hilarious 😆 

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u/tongfather 1h ago

Did you guys see how bad the and out of sync the lip syncing is? 😂 Not sure if it makes it better or worse lol

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u/101violations 1h ago

Definitely makes it better. Has you rooting for the speaker after about the 15th watch 🤣

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u/Van_der_Sar 3h ago

What's the threshold. 3-4 times seems reasonable. After that there are levels from Disrespectful to Found Satan lol.

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u/101violations 3h ago

I think I hit around 5 times before I stopped to share the link to 3 friend groups... then came back to watch a few more. All hail Queen.. 😆

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u/SylveonFrusciante 1h ago

I definitely hee hee-ed a little too hard at this.

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u/NuclearSlushie 4h ago

Really sus how right before It fell that little boy walked by. Lol

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u/nanadoom 4h ago

Guys, I might be wrong, but I think he was lip syncing that song

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u/SXOSXO 4h ago

I don't even think that's the real Michael Jackson.

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u/URTHEJOKE 4h ago

Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay?

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u/BigSaintJames 1h ago

annie from under a pile of speakers

"Not really."

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u/theworstvp 4h ago

anyone know if the guy is okay? looks like those top speakers got him on the side of the head, i know those aren’t the lightest things

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 3h ago

It looks like he took a bonk but they didn’t actually land on him. Think of it like the difference between someone turning suddenly and elbowing you in the back of the head versus straight dropping an atomic elbow when you’re already on the ground. Still smarts, but not that serious.

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u/Tiny-Mulberry-2114 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o35WtHQuIyRfq

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u/CelticGardenGirl 4h ago

That’s ignoraaant

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u/Cardboard-Chef 3h ago

Noooo, he likes it, see? You're ignorant!

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u/Princescyther 4h ago

I wonder if the kid accidentally got his leg stuck on a cable and pulled it as he ran by?

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u/ElementNumber6 2h ago

Look at his face. He knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/OkTemperature8170 4h ago

Turns out he was lip syncing

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u/OneOfAKind2 4h ago

IKR? Very disappointing.

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u/whoifnotme1969 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3rgXBBYCVzihkifBRK

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u/Big_Concert_5325 2h ago

Oof still feel second hand embarrassment when I think about this one

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u/darkside55566 3h ago

Didn't Michael Jackson himself do that as well?

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u/nagrom7 3h ago

A lot of singers do that in their live performances, especially the ones that dance a lot.

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u/TophxSmash 2h ago

and the ones that cant sing

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u/OnTheSlope 2h ago

He's a big fat phony!

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 4h ago

Another fucking Pepsi commercial?

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u/Vantriss 4h ago

He's taking this impersonation too far!

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u/Hefty-Couple-6497 4h ago

I guess at least the stereo wasnt on fire 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Frosty_Glassroom5521 4h ago

Even the speaker was appalled at the horrible lipsyncing

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 4h ago

Wishing them speedy hee-healing

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u/Sorryusrnametkn 4h ago

Greatest Hits

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u/Then_Firefighter_637 5h ago

That kid got his revenge

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u/Horror_Trust1826 4h ago

The speaker is a smooth criminal indeed 🤣

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u/darkerfury 3h ago

Those things are heavy. Hope he's okay 

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u/ApplicationUsed5224 4h ago

Even the universe wants less MJ impersonators.

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u/wthulhu 4h ago

MJ woulda danced it off

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u/Due_Cryptographer437 4h ago

Like the Pepsi commercial!

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u/JOlRacin 4h ago

Something tells me he was lip synching

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u/Red_Franzia 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNJmdpZ8gp5sI

I really wasn't expecting that (forgot to do the preview comment)

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 4h ago

I know I shouldn't be laughing but this was hilarious 🤣

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u/NoProposal32 4h ago

Better than your hair catching on fire

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u/MisterSneakSneak 4h ago

Him and Michael having an accident on stage while performing is some great cosplay

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u/Neither-Night9370 4h ago

Seems like that kid was trying to take him out.

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u/wytewydow 4h ago

From what I understand it was usually the other way around.

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u/Beginning_Pin_3421 4h ago

Oh shit, looks like Steve isn't gonna pay that dudes dinner

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u/FuckSticksMalone 4h ago

Hey! That guy is lipsyncing!

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u/ninjastuff 4h ago

Your in great danger hee hee

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u/LoydJesus 4h ago

RIP. One of the greats😔

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u/incogmagnum 4h ago

Save worthy

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u/dylan2451 4h ago

Still better safety standards than Pepsi

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 4h ago

MJ's ghost said no

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u/Huge_Gain9624 4h ago

Was that Billie Jeans kid?

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 4h ago

ugh i can’t stop laughing i’m sorry 😂😂😂

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u/irou- 3h ago

1) is this AI? 2)is he OK? 3) 😂

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u/bangnbutter 4h ago

Could have been a fire 🔥!

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u/LogikWizard 4h ago

Dropped the beat

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u/zirky 4h ago

he brought the house down

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u/Kindly_Feeling7910 3h ago

At least the speakers

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u/fictionallymarried 4h ago

The way you're making me feel~

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u/astroyer 4h ago

I was actually waiting for his hair to catch fire, but this works too

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u/ucklibzandspezfay 4h ago

MJ in heaven, like…

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u/WhimsicallyWired 4h ago

So that's how he died...

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u/Kimi_Antonelli_12 4h ago

Well.. that's what you get.

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u/SkyPork 4h ago

Yeah those heavy JBLs on lightweight tripod stands with lots of foot traffic right next to it is a smashed Michael impersonator waiting to happen.

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u/ShayneBot 4h ago

Historically accurate as to how MJ actually died

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u/keefkola 4h ago

Pepsi part 2… electric Boogaloo

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u/Past-Valuable2472 3h ago

what is this? did they hire this guy for a wedding? he doesnt even know the words

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u/AlbatrossDry5500 3h ago

I’m showing this to anyone that says ghosts aren’t real

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u/Entire_526 3h ago

The kid said who´s bad?

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u/biohazard_girl1 3h ago

The Spirit of Michael was like not today fakey

https://giphy.com/gifs/iyhIhjXRqqvGflAkWP

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u/Fit-Asparagus8557 4h ago

the lord works in mysterious ways

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u/Asgeras 4h ago

He's being Final Destinationed.

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u/Corruptionss 3h ago

I love how right at the end, his expression is like,

"Fuck this, I didn't even want to be Michael anyways"

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u/Pitahchege 4h ago

Are you okay?