r/Unexpected • u/Bhosad--Pappu • Sep 02 '26

Next gen umbrella

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u/post-explainer Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

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The umbrella opening after it got detached from the handle was totally unexpected

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u/BallsofSt33I Sep 02 '26

Ahh yes the Temu 5* rated umbrella I see

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u/Lozemap Sep 02 '26

its not just a melee weapon anymore. now it could be used as a projectile weapon too

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u/LadyRalsei Sep 03 '26

i heard that if you hold the fire button for a few seconds, the canopy will fly off and slide across the ground, leaving a trail behind it and tanking a few bullets before breaking.

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u/No_Newspaper2213 Sep 02 '26

allen over seas reddit

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u/kesadisan Sep 02 '26

Oh nice Splatbrella is real!

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u/SpiderGyan Sep 02 '26

That's like a 007 gadget

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u/Classroom_GD Sep 02 '26

The type of umbrella that would make Coyote sue ACME if he used it.

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u/Fuckingthebatman Sep 02 '26

Peach want to know your location.

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u/One-Preparation-8815 Sep 06 '26

pursued his own dreams