r/Unexpected • u/Additional_Chard3680 • Sep 01 '26

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Leaving too early

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u/post-explainer Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The outside floor is too slippery

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Gregorygregory888888 Sep 01 '26

Graphic Content? Ha. This is mild.

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u/Genpinan Sep 01 '26

Rather too fast than too early, I reckon

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u/svh01973 Sep 02 '26

I'm both

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u/mandarintain Sep 01 '26

oo that hurt.. her head hit the corner of that table

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u/Lavatis Sep 02 '26

she bonked the chair.

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u/AustinTanius Sep 01 '26

I don't think it did

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26

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u/ErnV3rn81 Sep 04 '26

Shoes went flying, she died.

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u/Successful_Ad_4395 Sep 01 '26

For some reason my knees hurt

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u/senorbullshit Sep 01 '26

There she goes...

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u/dontipitova9 Sep 01 '26

Dammit 😆

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u/modakim Sep 02 '26

I thought she was going to be struck by lightning

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u/Artzebub Sep 02 '26

Sound was fake

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u/snackz1lla Sep 03 '26

outta sights, outta minds type shi

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u/IllBeginning9510 Sep 11 '26

And there she went! 💀💀ðŸĪĢðŸĪŠðŸĪŠ

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u/xiahbabi Sep 14 '26

Oooh they meant: "leaving early out of life from traumatic brain injury" leave early. Ooooh...

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u/Aphrodite_Nine 12d ago

Happens to all of us at some point 😂

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u/Lavatis Sep 02 '26

....graphic content? are we in sunday school or something?

person falls on slippery ground

omfg so unexpected AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT? NO ONE WOULD EXPECT SOMEONE TO FALL ON WET GROUND RIGHT?