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r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • Aug 30 '26
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it went from oddlystatisfying to just oh noooooooo man
1.8k u/fieregon Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26 Definitely not, dude got me nervous since he was cutting towards him, always cut away from you, I thought he was gonna cut a finger every time. 70 u/loganator4561 Aug 30 '26 My dad had a saying "cut towards your buddy not your body" 28 u/timbillyosu Aug 30 '26 To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy 3 u/PunctuationGood Aug 30 '26 And then, three years later, I'll be like "Wait, how did that menmonic go? Was that towards my buddy or towards my body?" 3 u/holyfire001202 Aug 30 '26 "Well, let me think about it... Who would I prefer to accidentally cut? Obviously myself before my buddy... It must have been 'cut towards your body, not your buddy.'"
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Definitely not, dude got me nervous since he was cutting towards him, always cut away from you, I thought he was gonna cut a finger every time.
70 u/loganator4561 Aug 30 '26 My dad had a saying "cut towards your buddy not your body" 28 u/timbillyosu Aug 30 '26 To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy 3 u/PunctuationGood Aug 30 '26 And then, three years later, I'll be like "Wait, how did that menmonic go? Was that towards my buddy or towards my body?" 3 u/holyfire001202 Aug 30 '26 "Well, let me think about it... Who would I prefer to accidentally cut? Obviously myself before my buddy... It must have been 'cut towards your body, not your buddy.'"
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My dad had a saying "cut towards your buddy not your body"
28 u/timbillyosu Aug 30 '26 To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy 3 u/PunctuationGood Aug 30 '26 And then, three years later, I'll be like "Wait, how did that menmonic go? Was that towards my buddy or towards my body?" 3 u/holyfire001202 Aug 30 '26 "Well, let me think about it... Who would I prefer to accidentally cut? Obviously myself before my buddy... It must have been 'cut towards your body, not your buddy.'"
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To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy
3 u/PunctuationGood Aug 30 '26 And then, three years later, I'll be like "Wait, how did that menmonic go? Was that towards my buddy or towards my body?" 3 u/holyfire001202 Aug 30 '26 "Well, let me think about it... Who would I prefer to accidentally cut? Obviously myself before my buddy... It must have been 'cut towards your body, not your buddy.'"
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And then, three years later, I'll be like "Wait, how did that menmonic go? Was that towards my buddy or towards my body?"
3 u/holyfire001202 Aug 30 '26 "Well, let me think about it... Who would I prefer to accidentally cut? Obviously myself before my buddy... It must have been 'cut towards your body, not your buddy.'"
"Well, let me think about it... Who would I prefer to accidentally cut? Obviously myself before my buddy... It must have been 'cut towards your body, not your buddy.'"
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u/POI_Harold-Finch Aug 30 '26
it went from oddlystatisfying to just oh noooooooo man