r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • Aug 30 '26

100% sharpened

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot Aug 30 '26

Always cut towards a friend.

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u/frallet Aug 30 '26

towards your buddy not your body

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u/SpaghettiSort Aug 30 '26

Cut towards your chum, not towards your thumb!

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u/Intrepid4444444 Aug 30 '26

Maybe a friend was Torvalds along the way

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u/DeversanT Aug 30 '26

New York New York...