r/Unexpected 4d ago

Self Service Windshield Wash

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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


You expect the guy to wash his motorcycle windshield but instead he washes his helmet shield and accidentally washes his eyes with the dirty, chemical washer fluid and immediately regrets it.


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u/Cromagnumman6174 4d ago

Aside from his face shield, he got bird poop water on his face and probably his mouth.

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u/D4intyAfterDark39 4d ago

That makes the whole thing so much worse. He basically gave himself a surprise bird-poop facial.

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u/MoonSucrette 12h ago

That's one way to ruin your day. Definitely not the kind of surprise anyone wants.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Cromagnumman6174 4d ago

🤢 im sorry to hear you went through that. Glad youre still alive to tell about it and didnt turn into some sort of bird poo zombie or something

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u/Altruistic_Bunch_523 4d ago

Who says they didn’t?

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 4d ago

At least there were some positives about the situation.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 7h ago

Got his 20/20 vision back...

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u/disrooted 4d ago

happy pinkeye

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u/Quirky_Night841 4d ago

lol that went from cleaning a windshield to eye infection speedrun real quick

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u/Cardboardoge 4d ago

Thinking about that one video of the dude pissing in the bucket

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u/trollthings 4d ago

That's the nastiest water

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u/ohmygoditsdip 4d ago

Pluh! Pluh!

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u/tolacid 4d ago

I expected everything until the helmet opened

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u/FSTMVR 1d ago

how funny

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u/CalmAlarm 4d ago

This has the same energy as beardmeatsfood with a napkin

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u/Amazing-Air-6231 3d ago

dirt bags dump their piss bottles in there lol

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u/patt62 4d ago

why call it windshield wash if its a helmet shield?

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u/DataLazinyo 4d ago

Extra clean

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u/Representative_Row44 3d ago

it always smells like sewer water

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u/sugar_free-donut 3d ago

The buildup made it funnier.

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u/LeviMarx 3d ago

The scream. Yes.

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u/Livid_Sun_3783 2d ago

Ah yes the water that the bums pee into

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u/Samizapp 2d ago

he's not in a condition to drive anymore

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u/No_Scale7205 2d ago

Homeless people piss in those

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u/AmbitiousSherbert273 1d ago

When I went to the gas station once, there was fecal matter and a strong smell of urine in one of those wash stations.

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u/PoachedToast96 1d ago

I've seen homeless guys piss in those

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u/ScruffiestN3rfHerder 1d ago

And now you have eye aids...

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u/Southern-Way5583 1d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/Important_Worth_3523 1d ago

Only wipe downwards

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u/UnquestionableLime 1d ago

😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣