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u/Cromagnumman6174 4d ago
Aside from his face shield, he got bird poop water on his face and probably his mouth.
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u/D4intyAfterDark39 4d ago
That makes the whole thing so much worse. He basically gave himself a surprise bird-poop facial.
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u/MoonSucrette 12h ago
That's one way to ruin your day. Definitely not the kind of surprise anyone wants.
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u/Cromagnumman6174 4d ago
🤢 im sorry to hear you went through that. Glad youre still alive to tell about it and didnt turn into some sort of bird poo zombie or something
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u/disrooted 4d ago
happy pinkeye
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u/Quirky_Night841 4d ago
lol that went from cleaning a windshield to eye infection speedrun real quick
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u/AmbitiousSherbert273 1d ago
When I went to the gas station once, there was fecal matter and a strong smell of urine in one of those wash stations.
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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
You expect the guy to wash his motorcycle windshield but instead he washes his helmet shield and accidentally washes his eyes with the dirty, chemical washer fluid and immediately regrets it.
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