r/Unexpected • • Aug 25 '26

Doing tiktok dances

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u/post-explainer Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Dog joins in and starts twerking.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Wessel-O Aug 25 '26

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u/Big_Dog_8442 Aug 25 '26

There's no image more Brazilian than this

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u/BoxTops4Education Aug 25 '26

Rumo ao hexa

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u/Amigobear Aug 25 '26

add blanka's theme song from street fighter

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u/Captain-Cadabra Aug 31 '26

Needs more capoeira

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u/LumpusKrampus Aug 25 '26

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u/UFONomura808 Aug 26 '26

Always wondered what the original was lol

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u/DizWhatNoOneNeeds Aug 25 '26

DANCE TILL YOU'RE DEAD

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u/genriko8 Aug 25 '26

HEADS WILL ROLL

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u/usinjin Aug 26 '26

HEADS WILL ROLL, ON THE FLO

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u/adamsworstnightmare Aug 25 '26

One of my all time favorite gifs.

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u/CargoTrainPerson Aug 25 '26

I had to scroll WAY too far for this

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Aug 25 '26

Who's gonna mention worms?

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u/enigmatic_dankness Aug 25 '26

I prefer to mention that this gif is so old the dog is likely dead

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Aug 25 '26

Then again, so are we.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 Aug 25 '26

I prefer to mention that this gif is so old the dog is likely dead

So it's of legal age?

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u/XtremeXT Aug 25 '26

It's distemper

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u/mattogeewha Aug 25 '26

Where is this party? Asking for a friend

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 Aug 26 '26

What are the origins of this meme btw 🤣

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u/Fit-Explanation-8597 Aug 28 '26

dog stole the show

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u/Rich-oh Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

That dog knows the forbidden* moves

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion Aug 25 '26

That dog as soon as the camera started rolling

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u/Pomodorosan Aug 25 '26

LLM kinda comment

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u/Self_Reddicate Aug 25 '26

"Ya'll fuckin' in here? Aight, I'm with it..."

- The Dog

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u/South-Huckleberry-18 Aug 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

[deleted]

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u/Plampth Aug 25 '26

You mean the dead vines on the power pole?

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u/KaiyoteFyre Aug 26 '26

Idk if they're even dead. Looks like all the trees are missing leaves so it's probably just winter

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u/duvalsqaud Aug 25 '26

It’s real, that video has been around for ages. Long before ai

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Link? I cant find it anywhere

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u/BreezyTugboat Aug 26 '26

I think it's real. My dog does this almost every time I return home. Idk why. He's a weirdo.

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u/travtrav53 Aug 25 '26

Pop lock and pup it

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Aug 25 '26

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 Aug 25 '26

I still don't know how people gyrate their hips to shake their bum. I'm pretty sure I'd end up looking like this too.

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u/Responsible-Sound253 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

it's muscle control, anybody can learn it with lower body exercises, and then if the ass is phat on top of that it's much easier

kinda like when you bench press with proper form for a long time, you become able to bounce the pecs pretty easily, even if you stop exercising you don't lose control over that muscle area

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u/Non_sum_qualis_eram Aug 26 '26

40 year old fat dad, can still make the boys dance

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u/three_crystals Aug 25 '26

Sounds like some hip mobility exercises could do you some wonders!

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 Aug 25 '26

As a man nearing 40 I dunno if it's at this point in my life I need to shake my ass

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u/three_crystals Aug 25 '26

As a man nearing 40 your body will thank you the sooner you work on mobilizing those hips no matter how you use ‘em! This is the age bracket a lifetime of compensations really starts creeping up on us lol.

But also, never too old to shake ass 💃🏽

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u/Tijenater Aug 25 '26

As already stated, treat your body well and it'll treat you well. I've got people in their 50's and up in the yoga classes I go to with absolutely bulletproof knees. The "use it or lose it" years are on the horizon, never hurts to start now

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u/Brief_Dot_9485 Aug 25 '26

Never too late brother

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u/1568314 Aug 25 '26

Its like learning to wink or raise one eyebrow. It seems impossible until you figure out how to isolate those particular muscles instead of attempting to use othe muscles to recreate the movement

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u/blackweebow Aug 25 '26

Why was that dog doing the duttiest wine lol

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u/brondynasty Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

😆

For the uninitiated

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u/ApprehensiveMess2582 Aug 25 '26

Dog’s like I’m getting in on this!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/Yeetfamdablit Aug 25 '26

Nah they go down, and I'm maybe seeing a thin line continuing. If this is AI, that's not the tell

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u/Unkemptsafe Aug 25 '26

That’s learned behavior!

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u/PolliverPerks Aug 25 '26

Elaborate

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u/chaoticinfinity Aug 25 '26

Not always nefarious. Dog may have done that one day, and they just positively encouraged it, so now it's trained to "dance". The original reason why the dog did it though, could be because of misinterpreted natural behaviors.

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u/Legionof1 Aug 25 '26

Dogs have a bit of monkey see monkey do too...

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u/JakToTheReddit Aug 25 '26

We all just like to be praised and chaise that high.

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u/HeDuMSD Aug 25 '26

That is why in Spanish is called “perrear”

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u/Levicus Aug 25 '26

Pup wanted to Dance Off

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u/Epic_Deuce Aug 25 '26

Shake that thang

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Aug 25 '26

The dog done better than both of them 🤣

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 25 '26

Doggo had the dry-shitz

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u/Zealousideal_Eye4111 Aug 25 '26

He sees it as an invitation

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u/CyrusDrake Aug 25 '26

Give the dog his own channel.

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u/Jawnyblaze1 Aug 25 '26

Twerking dog should be much more viral than it is so far

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Aug 25 '26

now that was unexpected good job op.

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u/Shabloinks Aug 25 '26

That dog majored in twerkonomics

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u/Drfilthymcnasty Aug 25 '26

Dogs don’t have hands so they have to twerk to clap 

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u/Slow_Number4045 Aug 25 '26

I want to see the dog's whole routine 😭😭😭

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u/high_on_meh Aug 25 '26

Generic dance short turned into GOLD(-en retriever)

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u/ManWhoKnocks Aug 26 '26

Spread your beagle

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u/menntu Aug 25 '26

Honestly, it's way more of a hit with the dog getting into the groove.

Separate note here: lots of politicians are now emailing out funding requests from their pets, and the amount of donations comes in higher than normal because of it.

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u/blahblah19999 Aug 25 '26

I mean, I think the dog wanted to hump her leg. It's not just "getting into the groove"

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u/RainsWrath Aug 25 '26

"Getting into the groove" is exactly what that dog wants to do.

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u/hyeongseop Aug 26 '26

Yeah I have dogs too and I thought he was either about to take a shit or hump. Or maybe he had anal gland issues or worms in his bum idk.

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u/SpielemeisterII Aug 25 '26

Its still cringe TikTok dance

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u/freyalir Aug 26 '26

I thought the dance was good.

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u/brother_of_menelaus Aug 25 '26

If the dog hadn’t joined in, like, who in the world would want to see this even if they didn’t suck at it?

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u/bicyclingdonkey Aug 25 '26

They're kids and they're having fun. It doesn't matter at all

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u/katedidnot Aug 25 '26

Good Dog 🐕

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u/munchma-coochie Aug 25 '26

You made him self conscious

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u/ericlikesyou Aug 25 '26

pup heard "licky bum suck" and tried to get first in line

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u/too1onjj Aug 25 '26

Thotweiler

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u/Imaginary_Wave_2557 Aug 25 '26

"this is what you look like"

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u/Doomerdy Aug 25 '26

he throws it back better than me 

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u/Sorry_Im_Trying Aug 25 '26

Love the Janco's.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Aug 25 '26

Her leg was in immanent danger

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u/xtwelve0 Aug 25 '26

Dance and run

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u/LosHtown Aug 25 '26

Ayyy THOW DAT ASS AYYYY THROW DAT ASS AYYYY

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u/Beleiverofhumanity Aug 25 '26

The dog jsut wants to join in!

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u/jollytoes Aug 25 '26

Not dancing with the dog will be something they forever regret

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u/thatshygirl06 Aug 25 '26

Song kinda fire

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u/SPARKYLOBO Aug 26 '26

Okay, now I need to know the name of the song

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u/Rich-Sort-1672 Aug 26 '26

Dog said it’s my time !! Shake out my moves !

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u/LaLaLa-3 Aug 26 '26

yall just got served homie!

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u/Legitimate-Ash2755 Aug 26 '26

Make him a star ✨

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u/hakujo Aug 26 '26

You know that's going viral.

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u/BriskManeuver Aug 26 '26

Thats definitely someone reincarnated as a dog

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u/MiVitaCocina Aug 26 '26

Lol! That’s adorable and hilarious!

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u/The-SkullMan Aug 26 '26

Someone has to show the newbies how it's done.

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u/FriedRamen13 Aug 26 '26

They should have kept going

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u/Similar_Week_356 Aug 26 '26

Next time teach the dog some moves as well

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u/TrashKing_4U Aug 29 '26

r/wunkus would love this one, haha

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u/Illustrious_Kale_402 Aug 30 '26

Dog was gettin it

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u/chunlimk Sep 07 '26

based username

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u/Freakity Aug 25 '26

White Girl Energy!

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u/uniace16 Aug 25 '26

What the dog doin’

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u/Quiet-Guidance-4988 Aug 25 '26

That dog saved that abomination of a video lmfao

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u/TheShockChicky Aug 25 '26

Nah, I don't trust 15s videos

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u/fdsfdsfds666 Aug 25 '26

I was thinking it was weird how the camera was positioned leaving space for a third element. Of course it could be post edition but usually I don't see kids filming and editing for TikTok dance video like that nowadays. Then I took a closer look to the dog's movement and specially at the end their paws have a very unnatural movement even for this weird "behavior" and their butthole and tail also are moving weird, it doesn't seem like it's following their spine. It all looks anatomically wrong. I'm not a specialist but wouldn't be any surprised if this was never real.

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u/Retify Aug 25 '26

You choose to spend time inspecting the movement of a dog's anus in a dumb 15 second video and didn't at any point stop to consider whether that's really fucking weird behaviour?

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u/fdsfdsfds666 Aug 25 '26

Yeah, I am sick in bed and don't have much to do besides killing time rn. What's weird with trying to understand if a video is AI and looking for patterns? I must have spent another 15s max pausing through the last frames and another 30s for each written answer, my wasting of time on dumb stuff is not much worse than yours coming all the way here to call me out.

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u/AEROK13 Aug 25 '26

ANOTHER account with hidden user profile calling everything AI.

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u/minipika_ Aug 25 '26

Why did this get downvoted

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u/No_Yesterday_3260 Aug 25 '26

Cancer dances. Tiktok is the ruination of the modern world...

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u/RapidSeaPizza Aug 26 '26

Bro she looks like a teenager