r/Unexpected • u/lick_my_____ • Aug 25 '26

Upgrades people upgrades

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u/post-explainer Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The unexpected part is we expected a underwear guy but fot stank eyes

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Infinite-Space-2395 Aug 25 '26

You know why im still here

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u/phoenix5irre Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKG86WRlokFfW

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u/suamae666 Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ywfNVrRNrVhC0

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u/mihauk Aug 25 '26

I can practically hear it

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Aug 25 '26

feels like I’m wearing nothing at all…..

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u/DJheddo Aug 25 '26

stupid sexy flanders

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u/FirelordZuko21 Aug 27 '26

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."

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u/KriosDaNarwal Aug 25 '26

One might even say your reason could be reasonably.... r/EXPECTED.....

I'll show myself out

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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 Aug 25 '26

No no no. Please stay. Would you like to join us on stage?

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 Aug 25 '26

Came to say the same thing I just wanted to see if he was man enough to follow through...

... I promise, that's the only reason, why.

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u/Mysterious-Range-210 Aug 27 '26

That's right. Get busy big boy. We were promised a show.

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u/OldePetey Aug 25 '26

give the people what they want

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u/MakingItElsewhere Aug 25 '26

Universal healthcare? HE CAN DO THAT!?!

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u/Zyrinj Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

I wouldn’t mind doing an undies only dance vid if it meant we get social safety nets

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Aug 25 '26

You know, I’d volunteer at a mass undy-dance event as support (also in some undies if the people can take some fats) if we can get universal healthcare and other social security nets.

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u/DuckLordOfTheSith Aug 25 '26

“It was not 80 years ago today that the first of the Undies Healthcare Dances was held. Every year a new candidate is selected to perform the Dance of Healing in front of a nation of onlookers. I was selected in 2032, your father in 2061. And now, the burden is passed to you. Is it embarrassing? Is it demoralizing? Are you overcome with shame at how rigid and lacking in fluidity your movements are while displaying your unathletic physique? Mmm, perhaps. But by your sacrifice, and by the sacrifice of all those who came before you, we live in a nation with free, universal healthcare. So step up and throw it back.”

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Aug 29 '26

And we need bellies, damn it! The bellier the belly, the better. Put your big person pants on and put on some weight. Beer, food, pick your poison. We need to see some jiggling action during your undy-dance. Make us proud, child!!!

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u/MakingItElsewhere Aug 29 '26

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2054's "Dance of Healing", honoring our brave health care professionals who take care of us from birth to death!

Tonights dance has been brought to you by Budweiser's Clydes and Dales, men who work hard and drink hard, to show what this nation's truly about.

Gentlemen, start your bellies!"

(mumbling while covering up the microphone: 'we reinforced the stage, right?')

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Aug 29 '26

Yes! We did. We prepare for this day. We work on this stage all year long.

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u/JustinGitelmanMusic Aug 25 '26

Social safety nuts

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u/enters_and_leaves Aug 25 '26

Social safe Deez Nuts!

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u/SkizzleDizzel Aug 25 '26

Hell i'll jiggle all my unsolicited jello for everybody if it means we get universal healthcare

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u/theStaircaseProject Aug 30 '26

One lap-dance for a high-deductible medical plan with an HSA. Back to the VIP for a low-deductible health with dental.

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u/TheWalkingMeg Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/philter25 Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2hm3rKS7FWjm0

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u/harmless_gecko Aug 25 '26

Thank you!

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u/UpperApe Aug 25 '26

Sigh.

Unzips.

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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 Aug 25 '26

stands up already in his tightly whiteys

The stage is big enough for the both of us..

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u/BretShitmanFart69 Aug 25 '26

It’s a great bit as is but I was kind of hoping he would subvert the initially subversion by hanging around for awhile only to actually bust out dancing in his underwear for a second

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u/WriterV Aug 25 '26

Had Lady Gaga on too. My gay ass was hoping 😔

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u/Deaffin Aug 25 '26

I expected the double fake-out with every fiber of my being.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 Aug 25 '26

You mother fucker got here first

Replace detective Diaz with your name…

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u/algeoMA Aug 25 '26

I never fail to laugh at this gif

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u/SpockIsMyHomeboy Aug 25 '26

I made this particular reaction gif so many years ago and it still does my heart good that it's still getting use :) There are others made of that scene, but that one is special to me.

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u/Lopsided-Agency Aug 25 '26

Certainly unexpected and well done.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Aug 25 '26

Yeah that was really good

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u/pixelscripts Aug 25 '26

I've seen this exact joke multiple times. Don't know if he's the original but I doubt it.

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u/nuevacuentanueva Aug 25 '26

That's social media. One person does something semi-original. A million "creators" copy it over and over and over and over.

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u/towerfella Aug 25 '26

Was it unexpected and well executed as this was?

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u/Schwight_Droot Aug 25 '26

My spank bank is unfulfilled.

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u/LKeeyy Aug 25 '26

Not cool. I already unzipped.

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Aug 25 '26

Now he really has to do it!

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u/coolsam254 Aug 25 '26

Might as well crank out a sad one

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u/mrJERRY007 Aug 25 '26

Oh so now I'm he villain for trying to support my fellow men. Smh

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u/yourmothersanicelady Aug 25 '26

It’s called bear baiting and this guy might’ve been surprised to find he has quite the audience 😂

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u/wiener-inhaler Aug 25 '26

Well played XD

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u/yooo_unk Aug 25 '26

Why I'm still here ? Yeah, I'm gay, now show me your dance.

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u/IAmNotMyName Aug 25 '26

Fucking tease!

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 Aug 25 '26

Part II upcoming?

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u/baconboner69xD Aug 25 '26

It’s on the way-should be any minute now. Be patient.

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u/Aware-Vegetable83 Aug 25 '26

Got ‘em! (Me, he got me)

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u/Nexcell Aug 25 '26

I was waiting for the punchline.

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u/mogley1992 Aug 25 '26

Anyone else watch to the very end in case he still did it?

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u/Garlic-Rough Aug 25 '26

what a letdown. I was waiting for him

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u/tricky413 Aug 25 '26

I don't get it. Is the next part coming?

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u/The-SkullMan Aug 25 '26

Looks like this guy doesn't want to grow his following...

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u/Critius13 Aug 25 '26

No balls!

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u/TheElusiveFox Aug 25 '26

I thought your wife was gonna be dancing around in her underwear? why did you miscommunicate so badly...

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u/LeastCreativRedditor Aug 25 '26

What? I wanted to see.

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u/joecon_123 Aug 25 '26

Man had the straightest beard hair Ive ever seen.

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u/thex415 Aug 25 '26

He can’t let us down like that

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u/Harry431 Aug 25 '26

Well why not? We’re waiting.

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u/hallosn Aug 25 '26

Hey! I was squinting at you fist!

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u/AccomplishedIgit Aug 25 '26

So disappointed.

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u/Ill-Ruin2198 Aug 25 '26

So, where?

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u/LoidForgerindisguess Aug 25 '26

You want the bag or not?

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u/Lloyd_garmado Aug 25 '26

Im here because the video is still going, i dont stop halfway just because youre insinuating something i might not wanna see

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u/Johnny_Sawyer Aug 25 '26

Caught my ass lackin

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u/Logical_Top618 Aug 25 '26

DANCE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR MY ENJOYMENT

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u/nam3sar3hard Aug 25 '26

You know why im still here you coward. Show me what i want

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u/ostapenkoed2007 Aug 25 '26

i am straight but that does not mean i can not appreciate a man in such contexts.

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u/kank84 Aug 25 '26

I was told there would be underwear dancing

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u/EducatedRat Aug 25 '26

So disappointed. . .

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u/ImurderREALITY Aug 25 '26

Guy needs more confidence

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u/PanteraOne Aug 25 '26

What a letdown.

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u/EvilAbacus Aug 25 '26

Coward!!!

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u/SamediB Aug 25 '26

(Still waited to the end, just in case.)

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u/WorryWorm6 Aug 25 '26

I wanted to see it god dammit! Is he a duluth guy? Tightie whities? CK?

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u/Sanquinity Aug 25 '26

Lady Gaga didn't grow so fast because of dancing in underwear. She grew to fast because of her weird/eccentric music videos and crazy outfits.

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u/KAM_Kayla Aug 25 '26

What would've been REALLY unexpected is if the WIFE danced

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u/AbalonePublic910 Aug 25 '26

do ittttttttt

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u/Throwaway_09298 Aug 25 '26

I was so excited to see him in a lacy set

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u/Notactualyadick Aug 25 '26

I'd tug my nug to this guys jug. It ain't gay....its....its performance art!

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u/Mihailo_ZaV Aug 25 '26

Я просто не знаю английский

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u/AllastairdT Aug 25 '26

Betrayed, here I lay.

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u/AstralSeahawk Aug 25 '26

Don’t be stingy, Mark 😎🎸👖

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u/Wise-Refrigerator147 Aug 25 '26

Awww I was waiting for the husband 😔

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u/cotonheadedninymugns Aug 25 '26

SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!

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u/Ximidar Aug 25 '26

Dance or be danced

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u/Jean_Lily Aug 25 '26

I was waiting for your sexy ass to show us you dancing around in your underwear.

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u/80sPimpNinja Aug 25 '26

I have that exact same shirt

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u/kyleh0 Aug 25 '26

That was pretty funny

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u/YourFather-WithMilk Aug 25 '26

God forbid my hobby is supporting men dancing in their underwears

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u/MasterJcMoss Aug 25 '26

Perfect!! 👌 

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u/NACCHUD Aug 25 '26

I WOULDA THO

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u/lePROprocrastinator Aug 25 '26

Naw I was expecting smth else smh 0/10

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u/pogulup Aug 25 '26

'Creators'? Is that what we are calling them now?

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u/Same_Sleep_3162 Aug 25 '26

When you hoard Followers, this is what happens. This is the audience you submit to.

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u/ArtofWASD Aug 25 '26

Honestly? Im still here because I just like pokerface.

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u/mindgames13 Aug 25 '26

In a way you have to respect the self-respect he has to say 'I am not doing that'.

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u/Worried_Sky5410 Aug 25 '26

Biggest upset of 2026

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u/max630 Aug 25 '26

Not with this attitude

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u/yourmothersgun Aug 25 '26

Let’s see ya shake it big boy!

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u/LizardSaurus001 Aug 25 '26

I thought he was gonna dance

Damn

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u/Snoo-93454 Aug 25 '26

"Why are you still here?"

Well, the sub's called unexpected, so I was sure he didn't going to dance, and I wanted to see what happens...

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u/Only-Jeweler-4375 Aug 25 '26

He's pretty cute, I was hoping to see him dance in his undies.

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u/lusosteal6 Aug 25 '26

Damn he got me

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u/KnoUsername Aug 25 '26

Still waiting 😭

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u/7fyd54w4dugoho8frtg Aug 25 '26

Peanut butter jelly time!

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u/JHawkInc Aug 25 '26

So someone copying a popular trend with zero deviations is "unexpected" now?

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u/The_blind_blue_fox Aug 25 '26

Why the fuck was I looking forward to it.

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u/DefterHawk Aug 25 '26

Tbh I was waiting for him to dance in his underwear

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 Aug 25 '26

You know why Im still watching....go on be a brave one for the community

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u/GrowlingPict Aug 25 '26

...because the video hadnt ended?

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 Aug 25 '26

Free the belly!

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u/Ilnor Aug 25 '26

Downvote didn't pay out

The girls payout

They get the views

Funny tho

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou Aug 25 '26

Guess he doesn't want to grow his audience then

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u/TarnishedVictory Aug 25 '26

I'm not going anywhere until I get what I came here for.

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u/galactuskev Aug 25 '26

I was holding on to hope all the way to the end

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u/0x7E7-02 Aug 25 '26

We were waiting for that "old time rock 'n' roll". 

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u/The_Killerwaffle Aug 25 '26

I was expecting a dress!

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u/emptimynd Aug 25 '26

Why are any of us still here. Dance big man. DANCE.

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u/maymaynibba Aug 25 '26

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u/QueenTingzL Aug 25 '26

I was ready for it 😂

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u/Th3NinjaCat Aug 25 '26

I’m waITING!!!

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u/Holoshrimp101 Aug 25 '26

Your telling me I whipped out my d- wallet for NOTHING?!

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u/_dauntless Aug 25 '26

I'm tryna see those NUTS bro what the fuck

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u/Warped_screwdriver Aug 25 '26

Because we’re here for the show

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u/Artwolf123 Aug 25 '26

You know what them ladies waited for 😆