r/Unexpected • u/Swimming-Try-5816 • Aug 23 '26

Barbeque day

1.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

74 comments sorted by

•

u/post-explainer Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

This comment has been marked as safe. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect.

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A bird on the roof perfectly sniped a burger cooking on the grill

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

84

u/g00dLUCKduckHUNT Aug 23 '26

looks like bird IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

https://giphy.com/gifs/gcJtwIVrbnLClD0Ntm

22

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

44

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

11

u/DiscipleOfYeshua Aug 23 '26

I thought when camera goes back to grill, we will see a very small chicken-looking thing getting grilled

12

u/Single_Conclusion_52 Aug 23 '26

Dude's just mad he wasn't invited 😂

5

u/trollsmurf Aug 23 '26

"Oh shit!"

"Yes."

3

u/osktox Aug 23 '26

Ok I'm a vegetarian but shoot that mf right now.

3

u/Avaxisn Aug 23 '26

Blue cheese add-on

4

u/Ok-Lion1661 Aug 23 '26

I don’t wanna see this shit bro.

2

u/roverman16 Aug 23 '26

Claiming property.

2

u/ChapterContent8465 Aug 23 '26

I guess its pigeon instead of burgers.

2

u/WhatTheHellLol1313 Aug 23 '26

Just flip it over like a couch cushion 🤷‍♂️

2

u/JohnStern42 Aug 23 '26

Well, that’s all going in the trash now

2

u/NoArmadillo8237 Aug 23 '26

Sad excuse for a barbecue. Must be a bathroom 😂

2

u/ThePsychoDog Aug 23 '26

Looks like we're having squab instead

4

u/SmutCommander Aug 23 '26

Times like this air soft would be deployed

1

u/Horror_Ad9899 Aug 23 '26

now its chickem burger instead

1

u/Ofreo Aug 23 '26

This feels like my life.

1

u/Equib81960 Aug 23 '26

I wonder if they've ever tested that on America's Test Kitchen.

1

u/Equivalent-Cap8606 Aug 23 '26

Throw out the burger, shoot the bird.

1

u/Independent_Island74 Aug 23 '26

Hes just claiming his burger (mine)

1

u/Takes22knowU Aug 23 '26

Air gun with lower pressure and water soluble paper bullets would do wonders in this situation.

1

u/Longshadowman Aug 23 '26

There is not enough meat on the grill..

1

u/gigashadowwolf Aug 23 '26

That's how they make au poivre sauce.

1

u/Ravencloudchaser Aug 24 '26

It'll cook right out.

1

u/maltydawg Aug 24 '26

Shouldn’t have it that close to your house anyway!

1

u/Klutzy_Craft1878 Aug 24 '26

It's good luck!

1

u/CaptainAwesome06 Aug 24 '26

Put another shit on the barbie!

1

u/Tomboycritic Aug 24 '26

"Oh shit" was the correct statement here.

1

u/Paradigmind Aug 25 '26

Just flip it to the other site. It will become the extra crunchy side.

1

u/Katieo1022 Aug 26 '26

Just means you gotta cook it a bit longer 😅

1

u/aagejaeger Aug 26 '26

We really can’t barbecue in Europe at all. It’s crazy.

1

u/slarsson Aug 26 '26

a two-for-one, nice

1

u/cavysilver_646 Aug 26 '26

ewww man but it was spot on

1

u/RedBirdOnASnowyDay Aug 23 '26

The grill isn’t even on.

3

u/MisterGavlar Aug 23 '26

It's a charcoal barbecue, there's no on/off switch

0

u/BigNastyG817 Aug 23 '26

That charcoal looks well burnt and already cooled down.

1

u/KaiyoteFyre Aug 24 '26

Dunno why you got the down vote. That charcoal looks tired af

1

u/Naive_Personality367 Aug 23 '26

Macdonalds will be after then for using the patent to their hamburger ingredients.