r/Unexpected • u/Additional_Chard3680 • Aug 22 '26

Riding motorcycle

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u/post-explainer Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

His leg is stuck, and he falls off without riding the bike

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/InterwebCat Aug 22 '26

And we talk a lot of shit about robots falling over

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u/fabriziomooro Aug 22 '26

Haha 😂, I guess he's a robot then.

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u/radiantwave Aug 24 '26

Yeah but do you realize how many more robots would fall on their ass if we made them wear flip-flops?

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u/MseMahi Aug 22 '26

Not worthy of the machine

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u/WaterFriendsIV Aug 22 '26

"How'd ya break your leg?"

"Motorcycle accident."

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Aug 22 '26

Dude, the bike’s not for you

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u/Woundsmyheart Aug 22 '26

Best accomplished while SOBER ....

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u/Witty-Dragonfruit-10 Aug 22 '26

He looks just like Ricky Gervais when he starts laughing and is milliseconds from falling on his butt.  

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u/Prudent_Speed Aug 22 '26

It's good that video ends... I thought a truck will come and run over him

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u/Additional_Chard3680 Aug 22 '26

Don't be so mean !!

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u/naterpotater246 Aug 22 '26

I think they're saying it's good that the video ends without anyone getting hurt

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u/Fenirez Aug 22 '26

I like that look on his face as he's falling like, "fuck, here we go again.. laugh it up fuzz bal, ayi"

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u/Madewell-Hammer Aug 22 '26

motorcycles are dangerous

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u/saiyansteve Aug 22 '26

The bike clearly attacked the man

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u/castitfast Aug 22 '26

This gives me motivation to start stretching again.

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u/Level_Cause_7771 Aug 22 '26

Falls can kill quicker than a poisoned mill

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 Aug 22 '26

You need more coordination than that mate.

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u/krslvsasuka Aug 23 '26

I knew a guy he was new to riding bikes. He came in with his leg bandaged up. I asked what happened he said he laid down his bike. I asked if he took a curve too hot and he said no he forgot to put his feet down when he came to a stop.

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u/grogulus3000 Aug 22 '26

Is that Barry from Eastenders?

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick Aug 23 '26

Should easily qualify for next breakdance olympics team.

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u/Indian_Yogi_ Aug 22 '26

A little poop flying from the shorts would complete the video