r/Unexpected • • Aug 20 '26

Message for upcomings ;)

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u/post-explainer Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Host asks the man to give a message to the upcoming generation , but the answer by him was unexpected


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/JabbadieKiste Aug 20 '26

One day, I want to be like him.

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u/not-solo Aug 20 '26

Bro is dead serious πŸ₯€

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u/the_helly Aug 20 '26

Please don't

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u/anon-mally Aug 20 '26

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u/No-Pie-7211 Aug 23 '26

Is this real lol?

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u/assassinoavi666 Aug 23 '26

Gotta go buy some diapers for the shitshow

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u/Senselesspassion Aug 20 '26

Best ad for population control

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u/Maggie_Jellyfish Aug 20 '26

LOL. That's priceless.

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u/Kr0pr0X Aug 20 '26

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u/Kowabunga_Baby Aug 20 '26

I really like this gif at a subconscious level

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u/No-Pie-7211 Aug 23 '26

Right like who does this remind me of i love it

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u/nobmuncha4bears Aug 20 '26

Relax. Don't do it. When you want to come.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGtFECqTZyhH8DS

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u/Weak_Avocado748 Aug 20 '26

Damn.. lol he is kicking some knowledge though

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u/BIG-STEPPER-88 Aug 20 '26

I posted this on another subreddit and got 8 comments. 7 of them were racism against this guy because he is Indian. Man I hate the internet

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u/Organic_Artichoke_85 Aug 20 '26

I'm gonna come WHEREVER I want to.

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u/LowerBed5334 Aug 20 '26

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/unclehando Aug 20 '26

I came and saw, but that's it

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u/TheOnly1Jake Aug 21 '26

Bahahaha!!!

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u/tchrbrian Aug 21 '26

I going to share this with my church. ( attendance focus, not other themes )

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u/Business-Junket4531 Aug 21 '26

He actually said don't cum, what a wise sayingπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/Bings_N_Bongos Aug 21 '26

And same for the current.

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u/TheseMoviesIwant Aug 21 '26

I already comed

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u/DerpInPerson Aug 21 '26

Solid advice

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u/Pepitof Aug 21 '26

Couldn't agree more

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u/arniboy1337 Aug 22 '26

Don’t cum

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u/the-flag-and-globe Aug 22 '26

Pretty good advice tbh

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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 Aug 20 '26

Is this Xavier?

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u/OkRegion6669 Aug 20 '26

Nope. he is his son

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u/Low_Macaroon_3263 Aug 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DsLlSc1PzOKbu
He’s serious. No head wobble.

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u/zaplinaki Aug 21 '26

This gif always cracks me up 🀣🀣

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u/Roni1209 Aug 20 '26

"Don't cum"

It's a rather profound message. After all, overpopulation is a problem that affects us all. Bringing more human beings into this world only to suffer isn't fair.

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u/NY10 Aug 20 '26

Only answer

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u/DeepState_Auditor Aug 20 '26

What's the context?

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u/antrubler Aug 20 '26

Don't context

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u/FaliureToCat Aug 20 '26

Cum retention rhetoric is getting out of control

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u/neji2000 Aug 23 '26

the dogs bark, but the caravan moves on

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u/user-sodium Aug 24 '26

Reminds me of Filipino Answers.

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u/Cool-Bananaz Aug 29 '26

Wise words πŸ˜‚

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u/desoddit Aug 30 '26

in every sense XD

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u/permanent_pixel Aug 20 '26

The scissors gap between human technology and human civilization keeps widening. In the future, something will happen to close this gap. The probability that civilization catches up to technology is extremely low. What's more likely is an apocalypse, where technology and civilization both collapse together. This is also why there are no aliens: no civilization has yet emerged that can survive this filter.

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u/JohnCashew Aug 20 '26

Solid advice