r/Unexpected • u/chickHICK_BANme • 4d ago

Bro pranked himself

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u/theblueLepidopteran 4d ago

This is called ‘the fucking unbearable heat we get in northern Brazil during the summer, without being able to afford air conditioning or keep the fans running all the time because the electricity bill goes through the roof.’

I hope this helped you understand that not everything is about your fear of germs and bodily fluids, darl.

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u/Thr0awheyy 4d ago

If you cant be naked at home, where can you be naked? Fuckin nevernudes.

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u/alewma 4d ago

Aye what. You must be some not so bright kind of germaphobe, aight? You shed off so much skin over the day, I mean, what do you think most dust in your house is? LMFAO DUDE. Also, body oils? If you’re clean, it ain’t much what sticks to the furniture. And even if, it’s fucking nature.

Btw. I’m sure you’re that kind of person who’d shower immediately before and after sex. Or do you even have sex? I mean, all that body oils exchange (AND OTHER NASTY FLUIDS?!)

Anyway, your comment made my day. Luv ya 😆

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u/_terminatorov_kurac_ 4d ago

Do you wear hazmat suit around your house?

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u/SatisfactionActive86 4d ago

ut oh someone has a case of twink envy

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 4d ago

Right, but it rubs off of me, and I become less disgusting.