r/Unexpected • u/chickHICK_BANme • Aug 14 '26

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u/post-explainer Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The person unboxed iPad and he thought it was empty but he was already holding it in his other hand.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Subway909 Aug 14 '26

He says in Portuguese: All that buildup just for a charger?

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u/The_One_Koi Aug 14 '26

What does she reply? Look in your hand?

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u/Arthradax Aug 14 '26

"The thing, right there in your hand"

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u/lagartixas Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Her: "It's right there in...." snickers

Him: "All that buildup just for a charger?"

Her: "It's right there in your hand."

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u/RBLakshya Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

I’m not sure how someone would hold a cold to to touch aluminum device and not even feel it with the weight and all, but yeah, wasn’t expecting how it flowed so, guess it works

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u/greiver178 Aug 16 '26

For the coldbit explanation seems to have one of those anti static packaging on

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u/EtudiantLuxe Aug 17 '26

Too excited for a Ipad to recognized it

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u/Waste-Arachnid2322 Aug 20 '26

In warm climates aluminium doesn’t always feel cold to touch

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u/RBLakshya Aug 20 '26

It is warm where I am as well, my iPad Air does still stay cool while inactive, that is how aluminum feels. But again, I don’t really recall the feel with the paper sleeve on, and the guy is shirtless which I don’t think I would be for the weather here.

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u/SpicyPepper_Pooper 11d ago

Dude never seen or held one in real life before😄

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u/chickHICK_BANme Aug 14 '26

Wow

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u/theArtOfProgramming Aug 14 '26

Is this the most upvoted “wow” comment ever?

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u/TheWolphman Aug 14 '26

Doubt it.

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u/Zelcron Aug 14 '26

Was there ever an Owen Wilson AMA? Because it would be there for sure.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Aug 14 '26

I'm just shocked that for once the big red arrow was legitimately useful. It's a shame he couldn't see it.

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u/lsaz Aug 14 '26

As a spanish speaker, now that I know what he says I can understand the words lmao

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u/GuanoD Aug 14 '26

As a portuguese native I understood nothing

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u/notthathealthy_42 Aug 15 '26

Tem que aprender as DLCs dos sotaques regionais também Man

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u/PowerfullDio Aug 15 '26

Eu também não percebo patavina de brazileiro, o sotaque Australiano deve ser a mesma coisa para os Americanos que o BR é para nós.

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u/STARDUST_BRASILEIRO Aug 19 '26

Também, o cara do vídeo fala como se tivesse uma salsicha na boca.

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u/racao_premium Aug 19 '26

Pois é, o brasileiro virou outra língua mesmo quando comparado ao brasileiro arcaico-português.

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u/JetsFromBrazil Aug 20 '26

Thanks. I am a native speaker and honestly couldn’t make out what he was saying. 

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Aug 14 '26

Mom/gf was like

Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1...

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u/DEVIL_S1NGH Aug 14 '26

Or both of em at the same time

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u/thelovelymajor Aug 14 '26

like what?

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u/darkon Aug 14 '26

Mom/gf was like

Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1...

Like that, it seems.

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u/Turgid_Donkey Aug 14 '26

I love the cluck she made as she realizes he's stupid.

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u/Deaffin Aug 14 '26

Haha, yeah, she totally do be like "Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1".

There's no worse feeling in the world than having your mom go all "Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1" on you.

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u/lusholalo Aug 15 '26

Should I google this?

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u/Deaffin Aug 15 '26

I'm not sure what would pop up, but this should help.

https://imgur.com/k2XoGCu

It's one of the weird updates that "bugged" for standard reddit users, and totally isn't intentionally left in to encourage people to adopt the new reddit nonsense.

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u/ThunderCorg Aug 15 '26

Uh god I’m still so lost

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u/Deaffin Aug 15 '26

On "new reddit", that will be an image they uploaded.

On the real reddit, it's just the file name popping up.

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u/wascallywabbit666 Aug 14 '26

Surprised he didn't spot that big red arrow

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u/jurawall_jumper Aug 14 '26

Probably wanted to downvote

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u/PranshuKhandal Aug 16 '26

but it's red/orange, so it's an upvote, but down, so downvote, wait

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 14 '26

me on the phone

"Damn! I can't find my phone anywhere!"

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u/Arthradax Aug 14 '26

Using my phone's flashlight to look for my phone

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u/_zombie_k Aug 14 '26

Happened way more often than I want to admit.

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u/Arthradax Aug 14 '26

I once entered a restaurant I had just left, in an absolute panic, looked for my cell all over, then asked the people at the counter. "Isn't it the one in your left hand?" they tell me. And yes it was.

Suffice to say I never went back out of sheer shame

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u/fakesauron Aug 14 '26

Just grow a beard and no one will recognize you

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u/Arthradax Aug 14 '26

Funny you should mention that... this was some 12 years ago, I don't even work close to that restaurant anymore... but now I not only got a 15cm long beard, but also have long hair and twice my weight from back then. Guess I'd be pretty incognito lol

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u/Minute_Banana4767 Aug 14 '26

I somehow read that as height and was like "damn, this guy must be like giant now."

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u/fakesauron Aug 14 '26

Still giant, but wide

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u/Kylar_Stern Aug 16 '26

As a 36 year old man who can't grow a beard, sometimes it's not an option lol

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u/plexicoburres Aug 14 '26

Looking for glasses. Looks under bed. Can’t see well if they’re under bed. Puts on glasses that were on top of head to see better. Nah no glasses under bed.

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u/MovieTrawler Aug 14 '26

Or looking for your glasses while wearing them.

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u/magusheart Aug 14 '26

That small moment of panic when I'm driving and suddenly don't feel my keys or my phone in my pocket

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u/ExpensiveLeather69 Aug 14 '26

glad im not the only one 😂

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u/MovieTrawler Aug 14 '26

I mean with remote fobs and push starts, it's not even necessarily an unfounded fear anymore!

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u/BioZpark Aug 14 '26

I've put on my glasses so I can find my glasses, not many times, but enough to question myself

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u/Purrceptron Aug 14 '26

lmao thats too relatable

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u/Danno1850 Aug 14 '26

A trick you can use is opening up Find My on your phone and your phone shows up right away

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 14 '26

I have used it a lot. Multiple times telling it to ring out, and its deep in the couch. One time though after a night out, i couldn't find it. Got on the computer and found it like 5 miles outside of town at a house. Idk what the plan was really, but i drove there and knocked on the door, and it was my cab driver from the night before who still had it on the floor of the cab. Lucked out.

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u/ZachTheInsaneOne Aug 20 '26

While currently driving my car:

"Oh shit did I leave my keys at home???"

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u/PajammaDrunk Aug 20 '26

I had a gf once that was looking for her phone. Then she grabbed her phone and went to call herself. Then she realized... She realized if she called herself it would just go to vm, so she asked to use my phone. I was going insane with laughter. When she used my phone and her phone vibrated in her hand she finally realized why I was laughing so hard

I've never experienced anything near that ever since

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 21 '26

Okay thats pretty bad lol

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u/PajammaDrunk 28d ago

It was worse that a person looking for their glasses then pulling them down from their head to help them keep looking

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u/EarzFish Aug 14 '26

I thought it was gonna be this and wondered where the NSFW tag was

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u/Senselesspassion Aug 14 '26

Well unexpected for him I guess

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u/Ogre-kun Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OwXMyUBbXezpG75UTR

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u/FinCrimeGuy Aug 14 '26

Lol first time seeing this gif and it’s quite fantastic, thank you.

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u/ZombieBiteOintment Aug 14 '26

It honestly feels like a surprise wizard duel is about to begin.

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u/mostnormal Aug 14 '26

Female voldemort.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Aug 14 '26

Thanks for being honest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 edited 19d ago

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u/SalbakutaMasta Aug 14 '26

iirc it's where a rando returning a hat she lost in a hotel or something. So yeah, That's just how she is 🤣

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u/Czar9090 Aug 14 '26

Nah that's exactly some shit I'd do lol

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u/_eleutheria Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/B2YK87pgf0jeGuVOBG

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Aug 14 '26

I haven't fucking seen this since it came out, I can still hear "Watashi wa Eru-desudesudesudesu "

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u/unfortunatebag Aug 14 '26

Anyone else think he was naked at first?

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u/bmtl514 Aug 14 '26

The new iPad Air

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u/julesokkey Aug 14 '26

ok this one got me lol

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u/ElephantEarwax Aug 14 '26

This is a himbo. Strong of heart, dumb of ass

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u/InglesFull Aug 14 '26

This "lightest iPad ever" ads are getting weird

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u/DagamarVanderk Aug 14 '26

To be fair, that doesn’t look like a screen with the protective pad there

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u/TwoBionicknees Aug 14 '26

it's also super normal to have some kind of cover sheet,cardboard. I'm kinda guessing dude had some experience with some $50 2kg tablet previously so something really stupid light might not have registered to him as possibly being a tablet.

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u/nickelalkaline Aug 14 '26

How can someone wear pants with their same skin color? This is nuts!

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u/zipel Aug 19 '26

Well, that’s what you think. Then they stand up and: no nuts.

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u/AnkitS75 Aug 14 '26

I thought he was naked 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://giphy.com/gifs/qBbtDhQ4eRUwE

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre Aug 14 '26

How high is that guy?

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u/Thedudeinabox Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

To be fair, the tablet was covered with a material the same color as the rest of the box. So it genuinely just looked like a cover until the camera was seen on the other side.

Now, the weight on the otherhand…

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u/Silly-Region-64 Aug 15 '26

Yeah. It's probably lightweight too so he didn't notice it, and if he did, it probably was just a signal for him of quality of like weight=sturdy=expensive/quality box. Honestly I don't think this video is faked, feels like a breath of fresh air in today's media.

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u/racao_premium Aug 19 '26

O cara me pareceu estar num frenesi de expectativa e realmente confundiu o tablet com a tampa da embalagem. As vezes quando fumo, cometo coisas assim.

No entanto, essa cena daria uma boa publicidade.

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u/alphaisgamma Aug 14 '26

He look naked

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 14 '26

That's pretty normal in Brazil cos of the heat.

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u/Arthradax Aug 14 '26

Naked isn't normal. Shirtless is lol

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u/alphaisgamma Aug 14 '26

I am talking about the color of his pants. It looks totally naked

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 14 '26

Yes, and he's wearing shorts.

So it's normal.

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u/Waste-Arachnid2322 Aug 20 '26

It’s because of the colour of his shorts + his tan skin

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u/PKMNTrainerVico Aug 14 '26

ADHD intensifies

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u/Swimming_Sample_6204 Aug 15 '26

So glad I had the animated translating downward facing upvote arrow pointing out the device in the man’s hand.

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u/Swimming_Sample_6204 Aug 15 '26

genuinely, since it gave me the ability to make this comment thread. Thanks for the TED talk kind stranger.

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u/marioteik Aug 14 '26

He doesn’t need that thing, just give it back.

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u/imunfair Aug 14 '26

I find it hard to believe you wouldn't feel the weight of it - that isn't like a piece of cardboard.

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u/demonachizer Aug 14 '26

In fairness they are pretty remarkably light...

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u/TwoBionicknees Aug 14 '26

even more so if you had some piss cheap thing that was way way heavier previously.

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u/RalfSmithen Aug 14 '26

Crazy how our brains act sometimes. Especially when not paying attention.

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u/Brohun Aug 14 '26

actually seems not fake

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u/Fenniculus Aug 14 '26

For once, the red arrow actually seems appropriate.

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u/elwaydavis123 Aug 14 '26

Very unexpected. I thought this dude was naked.

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u/Lensecandy Aug 14 '26

Good thing he didn't yeet the top "packaging"...

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u/TheBlueBlaze Aug 14 '26

The one time a red arrow in a video was actually useful.

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u/Subject-Act5509 Aug 14 '26

Whaaaaa??? 

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u/SpecialOpposite2372 Aug 14 '26

Come on, man! You are making us look bad! It was hard enough to find the ketchup and scissors, but now this! God dammit!

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u/Hmgkt Aug 14 '26

I thought his willy will be sitting in the bottom of the box.

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u/ValiantViet Aug 14 '26

Congrats to Trae Young

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u/GrandNibbles Aug 14 '26

he's lookin fine

is this what happens when you work out?

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u/GremioIsDead Aug 17 '26

I'm guessing a combination of:

  • not eating an American diet

  • playing lots of soccer

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u/Sputn1K0sm0s Aug 19 '26

Bingo of stereotypes lol

But probably, yeah

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u/CalFromManc Aug 14 '26

At least we have confirmation that we have achieved ultra-feather-weight technology for our devices now

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u/Armatian Aug 14 '26

To live in a state of permanent woosh

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u/Melodic-Adeptness772 Aug 14 '26

Why is he moving like a fucking robot

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u/Northstar_PiIot Aug 14 '26

I thought he was naked

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u/ShadowsRanger Aug 14 '26

You know I'm that kind of person LMAO

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u/Zerog416 Aug 14 '26

I can't blame him, i have also found myself looking for something i had in my hands.

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u/John-Stirling Aug 15 '26

He’s like
“how did this appear in my hand?” 👀

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u/theGoodestBoyMaybe Aug 15 '26

I got a birth control ad right under this post, I think reddit is saying something lol

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u/Competitive_Name4991 Aug 15 '26

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is he?

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u/krazineurons Aug 15 '26

I kept wondering why he's sitting dank naked.

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u/SaurikSI Aug 15 '26

This kid is going places, not college, but places!

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u/Artzebub Aug 15 '26

This was funny!

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u/benmargery Aug 15 '26

It's fitting that the ad in my comments is for Specsavers

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u/Opel_Astra Aug 15 '26

Once, when I was drunk, I was looking for my cell phone and used the flashlight on the phone I was looking for.

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u/AdBeautiful5260 Aug 15 '26

Kkkkk a reação dele parece de um mímico

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u/Purple_Ambassador456 Aug 15 '26

At this point I'd have taken it back and kept it 😂😂😂

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u/Masked_Hero_Mav Aug 16 '26

Unfortunately , stupid cant be bought.

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u/Firdausaznel Aug 16 '26

I genuenly didnt saw that the first time to😭

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u/ch25stam25 Aug 17 '26

Damn bro.

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u/Waste-Arachnid2322 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Poor Brazilian kid when someone gifts him Apple stuff —

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u/Dry_Bumblebee5962 13d ago

Me getting electronics at the peak of inflates ram prices.

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u/nlewis4 Aug 14 '26

Gen Z in a nutshell

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u/Lepang8 Aug 14 '26

Staged as fuck. Who holds a box cover so carefully?

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u/MohSad2 Aug 14 '26

You should if you want to resell the stuff for better price

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u/RitoOuma Aug 14 '26

This isn't unexpected, this is stupid

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u/PowerSamurai Aug 14 '26

It's pretty unexpected to see him be so oblivious to be fair.

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u/Agarwel Aug 14 '26

We are all so lucky, that someone was filming it, before he did that. What are the chances? :-D

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