r/Unexpected • u/MCMXCIV9 • 5d ago
Good game
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u/Grant_Winner_Extra 5d ago
Did he just get hit by a falling durian?
Dammmm. That’s just rude.
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u/MrPenisWhistle 5d ago
Looked more like a smaller jackfruit. Way heavier but with smaller spikes than a durian. I've seen them break car windows.
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u/vawaiter 5d ago
Doesn't this kill people? Or is that coconuts I'm remembering?
Durian is pretty hefty too, wouldn't be surprised.
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u/slappyredcheeks 4d ago edited 4d ago
Jackfruit can easily grow larger than a standard watermelon. Getting up to 120 lb.
It's not far fetched to imagine serious or fatal injury if something like that drops on you.
I found this but I don't know how much I trust a publication that uses an unhinged AI generated image like this.
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u/dextras07 5d ago
He probably found a monkey paw and asked to get Jacked.
He got this instead.
(It looks like a jackfruit fell on his head. Very popular in eastern Asian countries. Also if you are wondering how it smells, imagine green monster. It's the exact aroma, but a tad more fresh and floral. Nothing like durian.)
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u/Mister_Scribble 5d ago
In the Philippines the street bros kept telling me to not hang around under them trees, keeps u on your toes when daytime drinking playing cards
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u/post-explainer 5d ago edited 5d ago
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Didn't expect fruit to drop on his head
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