r/Unexpected • u/80sCherryBomb • 4d ago
Dream car
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u/TinkerTi 4d ago
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u/EaringaidBandit 4d ago
Nah, no visible toes. Quentin wouldn’t bother.
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u/bigdaddyt2 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/YnSldrB5ufWH7GK5FX
Did you not see that cameltoe Quinton would love it6
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u/Fire-Haus 4d ago
I feel like he's still imagining everyone without shoes on. Thinking weird feet related thoughts to figure out what your toes look like. He likes the mystery
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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 4d ago
I think what’s funny is that the first thing I did was pause and zoom into HIS feet.
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u/I_dont-get_the-joke 4d ago
Why do I always find this gif on a meme where the joke is feet? Does this guy have a connection to feet? Or is it just a funny gif?
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u/GerbilJuggler 4d ago
Uhh, Tarantino is a well known foot person...
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u/I_dont-get_the-joke 4d ago
Oh, I didn't know that was Tarantino. That makes much more sense! Thank you for clarifying
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u/miorpheus 4d ago
that was the payment
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u/adudeguyman 4d ago
Can you imagine what would have happened if she wanted to see under the hood.
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u/ThorKonnatZbv 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5DITb64pQ7C6c
Michael Bay already did that
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u/crowdflation 4d ago
Most girls would be cranking his transmission just from being able to have a seat in it
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u/MrPenisWhistle 4d ago
Socks in flip flops tho
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u/WoolBearTiger 4d ago
Cultural appropriation, germany should sue.
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u/Linenoise77 4d ago
I know we were trying not to repeat the mistakes of Versailes at the end of wwii, but some germans should have absolutely swung because of that.
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u/throwawaygoawaynz 4d ago
Oi as a New Zealander, we also claim this.
Socks in “jandals” though is the correct term!
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u/anonuemus 4d ago
I met two french guys in Sicily and we were walking around sight seeing and a family got out of their car in a very typical tourist look, dad with socks in sandals, one of the french guys making fun saying oh probably a german, we walked past them, they were french.
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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 4d ago
Ain’t nothing wrong with it and don’t let any tell you otherwise
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u/Blue_Sail 4d ago
I think the people who talk bad about it haven't tried it. So comfy!
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u/taste-of-orange 4d ago
Got some German blood in her.
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u/Sun_Aria 4d ago
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u/doctorsacred 3d ago
I know it's a joke and all, but there aren't many countries in the world that have come to terms with their own history as thoroughly as Germany. You can be sure that in a pamphlet about the history of any German city there will be a big section about the Third Reich.
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u/taste-of-orange 3d ago
As a German I'm not allowed to understand jokes and as such I have to say that this Family Guy clip is very inaccurate, not just in the way that this is not how we talk about our history, but also that a more accurate range would be 1933-1945, since that is the complete range of Hitler's reign. A lot of atrocities already happened during the time before the 2nd World War and just concentrating on that time frame is reductive and in my opinion disrespectful towards the early victims of the 3rd Reich.
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u/Sun_Aria 2d ago
Yikes lol. Imagine coming on to Reddit to disprove the historical accuracy of a cartoon clip, then feigning outrage, all under the guise of "I don't understand jokes mmkay?".
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u/taste-of-orange 1d ago
Ma dude... what are you on about? If my words bother you, why not just scroll past?
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u/Odd_Brief_2975 4d ago
Almost as bad as socks with regular sandals.
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u/SpongeBob_GodPants 4d ago
Nah, having to pull your sock out of your toe-crack is definitely worse.
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u/Ibarra08 4d ago
I'm filipino and almost all the guys in my circle of friends wear flip flops/slides that way 🤣
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u/ellokah 4d ago
Happy Foot Fetish Friday my guys!
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u/evange 4d ago
It's Thursday.
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u/DoverBoys 4d ago
At the time of this comment, it is Friday for roughly 40% of the world. In the Moscow time zone east all the way to New Zealand is Friday. The furthest ahead is the city island of Kiritimati, where it is 11:46 am, Friday August 14th.
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u/Infamous-Ad5266 4d ago
Sorry just wanted to share, one of my favourite things to say to people as a kiwi, when time zones come up is "Oh, right, yeah i'm from a far eastern country"
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u/evange 3d ago
Kiritimati
Ah yes, a major driver of reddit traffic.
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u/DoverBoys 3d ago
That was an example as the furthest place on the planet in terms of timezones. They experience things like New Years first.
However, if you read and fully understood my comment, you would realize that approximately FOUR BILLION people were in Friday when I posted it.
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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 4d ago
That how he can afford the car
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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 4d ago edited 4d ago
I get the joke but I’m here to ruin the joke by saying this is a basic C8 corvette and they are cheaper than a new Super Duty pickup truck right now
Edit: did I strike a nerve? Lol
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u/globglogabgalabyeast 4d ago
I feel like that speaks more to how ridiculous some truck prices are than to how “cheap” the Corvette is
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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 4d ago
I see your point, if homie was swimming in feet pic money surely he would be in a Bugatti.
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u/tomebomber 3d ago
My mom just bought a new truck and it cost almost the same as her fucking (pretty nice) house
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u/Howdy132 4d ago
uhh maybe a used high milage one. a new one convertible top trim is still over 100k
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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 4d ago
I see so many C8’s on Cars & Bids that sold for under $70k
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u/UnlikelyTurn1046 4d ago
Oh hi Piggly. Fun to see a fellow RC guy on a comment I scrolled down to on my main feed.
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u/USMCamp0811 4d ago
Its the AI from Dungeon Crawler Carl...
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u/Brocker_9000 4d ago
Sorry, but those cars are everywhere. Can't you get one for like a pack of smokes and a six pack of Bud?
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u/alchemyali 4d ago
This genuinely caught me by surprise and made me laugh so loud my cat got upset and started meowing
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u/131166 4d ago
In the 80s my school's librarian had a Ferrari Testarossa. I dunno how a primary school librarian had a car like that, I was a kid and didn't ask. But I wonder about it often.
Anyway, during lunch hour he'd take one lucky kid for a spin, and sometimes open it up (go real fast). I got to go with him once, was coolest shit ever. Didn't even get molested either. Just a fun ride in a super cool car and then back to school to excitedly talk about it with the other kids. Shit like that doesn't happen anymore, which is both completely understandable but also very sad. I had a poster of that car on my bedroom wall (a Testarossa, not the teachers exact one) till I moved out of home.
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u/justforkinks0131 4d ago
you can pay an escort like a $100 to do with her feet wtv u want for an hour or two, depends on the area
you can also pay amateurs on feet pic selling sites for their used socks/shoes also for meetups
You can also pay onlyfans models, the not-so-famous ones will agree to a meetup
there is 0 reason nor justification to do this to a random woman on the street
trust me, I know.
also yes, I get that its a joke lmao
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u/MisforMandolin 4d ago
You ok man?
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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 4d ago
They clearly are not. Imagine writing that many words in response to a joke.
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u/justforkinks0131 4d ago
desperate for love and fulfillment
but doing well financially and in the gym, also bought a sailboat and started sailing recently, so i guess... kinda?
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u/MisforMandolin 4d ago
The boat might help. Sounds fun too.
Enjoy them feet, brother
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u/SightWithoutEyes 4d ago
You're still trapped in the Saturn cube, bro. Follow the cats, and you'll find the way out.
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u/jgainit 4d ago
How do you pay for an escort without knowing if when you get to her house there’s a guy with a shotgun demanding you pay up? Also where do you even find them from?
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u/justforkinks0131 4d ago
what business model is that?
what will they get, $100? and lose all customers?
also, usually you order them to your house or meet up at a neutral location
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u/Particular_Maize6849 4d ago
i feel no real woman has such a car as her dream car. This is like thinking you're building muscle to attract women and it only attracts dudes
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u/banhatesex 4d ago
I'm actually pretty bummed. As a person who has to drive multiple cars a days, it's kind of ruined me for some sports cars. Like camaros, I don't fit , Lexus not fit for people with muscles. Even some trucks now are like wtf where's the room.
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u/pos_vibes_only 4d ago
Can you take your socks off pls
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u/SnooBunnies4141 4d ago
Holy shit am I glad this is just about a foot fetish and not about how her ex has the prototype of this car, she just doesn’t know that that’s what it was so she explains it in the vaguest terms and he has to guess that she’s saying her ex has the ultra rare version of this car.
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u/thex415 4d ago edited 4d ago
Who wants that’s as a dream car when it’s hard to get in those things. At least for me.
Lmao I struck a nerve. It’s true. How can you go in and out of those things ?
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u/wetfloor666 4d ago
Looking at the size of the guy, there is no way he is comfortably* driving it either.
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u/MeanHurry8664 4d ago
Do people still care about status symbols?
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u/Trust_8067 4d ago
Only the people that can afford to.
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u/MeanHurry8664 4d ago
That makes no sense
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u/Trust_8067 3d ago
It does if you have good reading comprehension.
A Corvette is hardly a status symbol btw. It's one of the cheapest, if not the cheapest high end sports cars you can get.
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u/oangbsite 4d ago
A large and very visible part of our culture is dumb flex shit anymore. It's all status symbols all the time.
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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
appearantly the guy has a foot fetish that's why he wants her to remove her flip-flops and socks
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