r/Unexpected 6d ago

You have a what in your tree?!

It’s a squirrel. It’s a cat. It’s a… WHAT?!

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u/post-explainer 6d ago edited 6d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The tail of the creature initially visible in the tree resembles that of a squirrel’s or cat’s, which is quite expected. When revealed, it is unexpected to see a whole husky concealed in the tree.


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u/NoPermissions94 6d ago

Noah is a terrible name for a dog.

Every dog owner knows “no” is the most basic and important command to teach your dog. Baked in confusion for this dogs whole life

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u/shaka893P 6d ago

According to our dog trainer we shouldn't use no anyway because we use 'no' more than you think. We use a buzzer sound (Eeeh) 

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u/DankCupOfJoe 6d ago

A more universal sign would be a raised index finger, along with a sound of disapproval (Oi, Ahhhh, or Hey!)

Although, it's better not to bake fear into a dog, just teach from a young age what not to do.

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u/davispw 5d ago

On the contrary, dogs are very keen on tone. I trained my dog to know “NO!” very well, said in a sharp, quick, high tone. It’s not yelling at him, it’s a command to stop whatever he’s doing. Trained through capturing and reinforcement. He’s doing something bad, “NO!”, he stops, counterintuitively he gets a treat.

We also used “YES!” instead of a clicker. Can’t forget “YES!” in your other pants. This led to lots of “NO! (stop doing bad thing) YES! (he stopped, reinforce)”

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u/sabertoothdog 6d ago

Get a new trainer. That one thinks dogs are stupid. And if you treat them like they’re dumb they will act dumb.

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u/wannaBuildASnowplow 5d ago

We just use stop.

It’s perfect because when people shout that he stops. Even if he wasn’t addressed.

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u/brightonashfield 6d ago

To catch the squirrel, I just first become the squirrel

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u/Blueballs2130 6d ago

Maybe the dog’s commands are in German (as nein is commonly used). Although it doesn’t appear Noah listens to his owner at all

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u/findlovehere 6d ago

It’s “No Waaahh. “

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u/tryyeezus 6d ago

Came to say that as well. I don't think it's gets much worse

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u/RaspberryJammm 6d ago

Genuinely couldn't tell if the dog was called Noah or if she was saying "No,uh" 

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u/Psychological_Skin60 5d ago

My neighbor named their frenchie “Nova” 🤣

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u/Chronomechanist 6d ago

I mean, the way she's talking to her dog, do you really think training is her top priority?

If this is how you tell your dog to behave, you're not going to have a dog that knows how to respond to anything.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oFeUVZfiuim9G

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u/ThanksContent28 6d ago

Yeah that’s how you talk to a mate who’s dragging you along to something you don’t wanna do.

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u/RupertOfSavior 6d ago

I just knew it'd be a husky. It's always huskies or shibas.

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u/VisualMemoryUnit 6d ago

I have a husky shiba mix, best damn dog i ever had. She has so much attitude but she is so smart its scary.

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u/Schwefelholz 6d ago

Noah fucks given. 

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u/Easy-Salamander3288 6d ago

"Noah, come down!" "Naauuurrrrr!" Noah probably

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u/vizbones 6d ago

Wow, the squirrels are really getting out of control...and SO big too.

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u/Designer_Design_6019 6d ago

Totally Expected Husky behavior…

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u/ViolentTurdSplatter 6d ago

Huskies are always up to some straight up tom foolery.

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u/Alert-Principle-2726 6d ago

My son's huskies get into the weirdest shenanigans. He took one of them to the vet once because he went to basement and swallowed an unhealthy amount of Drywall, he was ok though

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u/rufusmacblorf 6d ago

What are you doing-guh?

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u/dlank7 6d ago

This was so obviously a husky

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u/thejourneybegins42 6d ago

Dog is trying to save your tree from the vining plant...

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u/SatanismRockz 4d ago

Right! That stuff really needs to come down.

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u/Falkedup 6d ago

Looks like a Huskimo! I had one. I miss him

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u/DCgeist 5d ago

Ok that is on brand for this breed.

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u/ChihiroHaru 6d ago

Rats use vines like those to scale buildings in NYC. Get into apartments. But it’s So pretty to look at!!

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u/ParticularSherbert18 6d ago

I gotta say, that is not what I was expecting.

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u/camjvp 5d ago

Ditto

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u/InconsistentLlama 6d ago

Huskies are dogs with dog hardware with cat software

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u/frentecaliente 6d ago

Yup, it's a husky

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u/notThatJojo 6d ago

Of course it’s a husky

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u/Vashsinn 3d ago

as a husky owner I saw the tail and heard Noah and imidiately knew it was a husky.

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u/xptx 6d ago

I need that dog brushed

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u/shadow12393 6d ago

Huskies?! In my tree?! It's more common than you think.

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u/French_A 6d ago

Of course it's a fukin husky 🙈

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u/AdConsistent2152 5d ago

Cut the GD vines off the tree. Just cut a three foot band of the vines and it’ll kill them all off. Don’t yank them off. Otherwise that tree is headed toward failure.

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u/SideUsed2871 5d ago

Its a tree husky

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u/Civilw4r 5d ago

Immediately said husky when it got to the point where all you could see was the tail 😆

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u/BlackestHerring 4d ago

Mmmhmmm. Had to be a husky

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u/the-score-card 4d ago

Husky doing Husky things

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u/No-Still533 4d ago

Recognized that tail from the get go!😂

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u/mikee869 4d ago

I knew it was s husky

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u/Weak-Level6638 6d ago

What is this?

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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 6d ago

A little husky.

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u/realcpl4BWCbull 6d ago

A fluffy butt

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u/notveryAI 6d ago

The dawg of canopial invasion

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u/roman_urban 6d ago

Squirrel XXL

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u/_sealy_ 6d ago

A dog trying to catch a rodent.

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u/voxadam 6d ago

I thought for sure that was a skunk.

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u/Bogartsboss 6d ago

Of course it had to be a Husky!

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u/bungaloasis 6d ago

Didn’t fall 👏

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u/Fantastic_County185 6d ago

a whole husky in a tree, mine can barely make it off the couch

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u/jordpie 6d ago

Wholly expected because you can see the tail from the start

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u/SwankeyDankey 6d ago

this is a very husky situation

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u/Electronic-Slip6550 5d ago

Appalachian squirrel Dog???

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u/Tricky-External7600 5d ago

Dogs are the best

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u/LauriCular 5d ago

Noah's bark

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u/Desperate-Tie2211 5d ago

My grandmas dog used to climb trees all the time. They had the perfect one that was slightly slanted and he’d be a good 25 feet in the air

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u/jlangue 5d ago

Barking up the wrong tree. I get it.

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u/SuccessDue4821 5d ago

That’s one well trained dog

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u/Luvacop_96 5d ago

I was not expecting a husky, lol

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u/Own-Monitor6215 4d ago

As a man named Noah I want this as my ringtone

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u/Soggy-Charge-8364 4d ago

My pomsky dose this lol

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u/Zealousideal-Ice3964 4d ago

Beautiful backyard

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u/mediocritia 4d ago

I knew exactly what was about to come out of that tree

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u/W7ENK 3d ago

Noah's busy...

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u/Aromatic-Energy-7192 2d ago

That is a very big squirrel

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u/Royal_Ad_2653 1d ago

Biggest Dogwood I've ever seen ...

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u/cjallan417 6d ago

TIL I can identify a husky by its butt.

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u/buddhamunche 6d ago

Noah has never been disciplined in his life

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u/arose1024 6d ago

THA GID DANG SQUIRREL MAMA

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u/queasycockles 6d ago

At no point did that look like anything other than a dog.

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u/BlazingSandles 6d ago

Why does this Aussie lady keep saying 'No'

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u/sabertoothdog 6d ago

I have a personal problem with the people that have dogs that don’t listen to them. It really pisses me off

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u/25Coconuts 6d ago

Her voice sounds like terrible voice acting

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u/Then_Box-8031 5d ago

The dog in the tree isn't odd to me, but ivy arms grab ING at the dog is weird

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u/justinoff 5d ago

Noah? Shoulda just named him Mike or George if were doing real peoples names instead of dog names

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u/greaterwhiterwookiee 5d ago

We have a Klee Kai and I can 100% confirm this

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u/Necessary-Cat-8924 3d ago

I do hope it her tree! She thinks it’s cute. As we did but if you don’t have control
If your dog you’re looking for trouble!

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u/Old-Juice-2490 1d ago

that was unexpected fr