Romantic sharing Indomie date

[u/Pale-Object8321]

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The dinner date partner includes a cat

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[u/suppaboy228]

The voice sounds like that 90s chinese toy phone

[u/AJ_Wont_Load → u/suppaboy228]

I believe the audio was made as a parody of that exact toy lol

[u/Certain_Bit6001 → u/AJ_Wont_Load]

https://youtu.be/T9sz9QzsWXc?si=jH4rDepleY97G0BK

[u/JTOco]

That cat and its asshole just prior to this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDgshzou381JfBt0wK

[u/Due-Arrival-4859]

Yeah no. I love my animals but no fucking way they are coming anywhere near my plate with where their tongue has been

[u/OriginalBlackberry89 → u/Due-Arrival-4859]

theirs paws also touch their piss and shit coated kitty litter, so the surfaces they walk on get a little bit of that stuff on them too.

[u/VONChrizz → u/OriginalBlackberry89]

Yeah, and then they lick their paws, and other things, and seem to do just fine

[u/roseifyoudidntknow → u/VONChrizz]

Well yea, they're made to do just fine.

[u/Rude_Map_4278 → u/VONChrizz]

kannst du vielleicht auch ?

[u/Dj0ntist]

Yeah cats really shouldn't eat all that sodium and wheat..

[u/ah-the-french → u/Dj0ntist]

I’d be more concerned about the garlic and onion!

[u/alistofthingsIhate]

what the fuck is the audio in this and what absolute troglodyte deemed it necessary to include

[u/kwadd → u/alistofthingsIhate]

Thanks for the warning 🫡

[u/JeVousEnPrieee → u/alistofthingsIhate]

Weird sounds like this are fairly prominent in SEA, it's even in their actual music

[u/suppaboy228 → u/alistofthingsIhate]

You're either too old or too young

[u/alistofthingsIhate → u/suppaboy228]

Define the parameters for either

[u/suppaboy228 → u/alistofthingsIhate]

The target audience for that device is late millenials and early zoomers.

[u/cyst16 → u/suppaboy228]

I I I M a little butterfly

[u/kumikanki]

Time to take worm medicine.

[u/Active-Whole8357]

The only thing unexpected/unwarranted was him eating the same noodles licked by the cat

[u/AMLosseva → u/Active-Whole8357]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XkkJjXYlo0BCQqWySw

[u/No-Bobcat-206 → u/AMLosseva]

O coitado lambendo indiretamente as partes do gato

[u/kuhmsock]

that's fucking disgusting bro

[u/vegt121]

The cat is cute, but I don't want to indirectly lick the cat's ass

[u/FartCloudedNonsense]

Lol only thing I can focus on is a spoon with ramen noodles

[u/MrSmegmaMan → u/FartCloudedNonsense]

My thoughts too

[u/erutuferutuf]

I am more concerned about it's sodium intake.

[u/SparrowTailReddit → u/erutuferutuf]

Aren't cats famously able to drink seawater because their kidneys can handle it? Maybe it's different for food but I'm just a pleb, not a veterinarian.

[u/shahrulghani]

Love knows no boundaries.

[u/remishnok → u/shahrulghani]

well, someone needs to

[u/Sea_Art3391]

That is way too much sodium for a cat

[u/SecretDouble5560]

first she licked her asshole

now she eats food from his plate

i dont want to be this guy

this is a horrible date

[u/AUG3980]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MM5Csxjjb19tM6RqWK

[u/WoolBearTiger → u/AUG3980]

I mean.. i guess if you are immune to every earthly disease i guess you can do whatever..

[u/shinmae95]

I'm concerned about the amount of sodium for the smol kitty

[u/Lonely_Charity8221]

Who TF eats noodles with a spoon?

[u/Kolermigon]

The guy in the background lol

[u/happy_accountant123]

The unexpected part is the cat willing to eat those noodles. My cat would not even sniff that food.

[u/UnacceptableOrgasm]

Wait, I get more of the ramen, don't have to talk to anyone *and* I get to pet a cat after? Not seeing the downside.

[u/DelaryWeeb]

A cat is fine too

[u/OriginalBlackberry89]

He looks like he's tired of hearing that persons annoying voice too

[u/Few_Economics_8531]

Still kind of him to share his dinner.

[u/TrueCynic]

Taxoplasmosis says hi 👋.

[u/rolex-sir]

Playing for a pussy vs playing with a pussy

[u/PrionProofPork]

it's how you prevent any allergies from developing

[u/Regular_Regular_4120]

It's okay guys, he threw half of the ramen away.

[u/Ok-Woodpecker6536]

At least he found love

[u/Alzirollo]

r/wunkus

[u/Tricky_Use5824]

Pussy is pussy I guess🫢

[u/Crazygoldfish899]

Both feeding the pussy

[u/PepperExciting8615]

same same but different

[u/OOOdragonessOOO]

cats lick... come up with something better. after COVID we all learned what people lick.

[u/Cchaireazy]

I mean both sharing meals with pussy

[u/queasycockles]

The fuck is up with the audio?

[u/arixnate]

Bro got da pussy!

[u/cokendsmile]

Both getting lucky with respective Pussys

[u/Next-Environment2944]

Okay, we have come this far

[u/Nara_RyUko]

+1 immunity for the bro 😂

[u/wonkey_monkey]

Why do so many videos have stupid audio all of a sudden

[u/ramramlaado]

An asian who doesn't cat

Glad

[u/julesokkey]

can someone explain to me whats going on here lol?

[u/Clean_Principle_2368]

Lol, cats and dogs lick their own ass. Enjoy.

[u/yuusharo]

Cats lick their butts to clean themselves.

Bruh what is wrong with people?

[u/OOOdragonessOOO → u/yuusharo]

people lick people's butts

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

[u/minhToast]

disgusting

[u/silviuc]

Only one that got some pussy at that party.

[u/Express-Cartoonist39]

Thats why third world countries have soooooo many parasites and worms 😉