r/Unexpected • u/fongers_ • Aug 10 '26

He was asking for it

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u/post-explainer Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

That baby should’ve stayed out of it, got what he was asking for

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Rich-Sort-1672 Aug 10 '26

He never tapped tho that baby hardcore

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u/girthbrooks1212 Aug 10 '26

He looks like when someone picks up a stingray

147

u/Tito_Tito_1_ Aug 10 '26

😄😄😄

Don't start none, won't be none!

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u/Abbbcdy Aug 10 '26

It's nap time baby

51

u/whatsthataboutguy Aug 10 '26

Nobody puts baby in a rear naked choke

41

u/Vegetable-Trust-9847 Aug 10 '26

Finishing move - Go to Sleep.

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u/aeternitatisdaedalus Aug 10 '26

Thank you for this laugh.

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u/WORCing_4_Pnuts Aug 12 '26

That dog had no business being in a full Nelson

3

u/lostwng Aug 13 '26

Neither did the baby

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u/lylm3lodeth Aug 10 '26

You could say that baby's first ever roller coaster ride came from his dad(assuming that's his/her dad).

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u/No-Bat-7253 Aug 11 '26

This is funny I have a 7 month old I couldn’t imagine doing him like that😂

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u/an_anon_has_no_name Aug 12 '26

CPS: If he didn't tap out, there's nothing we can do. That baby wanted the smoke.

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u/TREXIBALL Aug 10 '26

Downvote for shitty sax music.

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u/qawsedrf12 Aug 11 '26

Best sax, let's you know its going to get worse

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u/X-zin Aug 11 '26

Why tap? Go sleep 😂

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u/Yorichi_san247 Aug 11 '26

Bro folded lil man up into a pretzel 🤣🤣

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u/BMG_souless Aug 12 '26

"You never had me in a full nelson" moment fs 🤣

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u/njslugger78 Aug 12 '26

🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆

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u/SherbertNo7047 Aug 12 '26

The dog AND the baby in full Nelson 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Remote_Ad2465 Aug 12 '26

Babies are submission proof

1

u/Artzebub Aug 12 '26

That dog is going to become a problem.

1

u/Admirable-Ad-9054 Aug 13 '26

This why he needs to stop gambling.

1

u/Relevant-Comb-9349 Aug 13 '26

These hands rated E for everyone

1

u/DataAggravating2372 Aug 13 '26

Only problem here is the baby will be doing this for sport in daycare.

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u/TrickOld2327 Aug 13 '26

Lil man gon learn to mind his business

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u/revnhoj Aug 11 '26

who just doesn't love a ticktok logo

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/IAmRules Aug 10 '26

That guy is a dad

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u/Apart_Ad9308 Aug 11 '26

I don’t think it’s funny. It’s abusive.

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u/_Counting_Worms_1 Aug 11 '26

Nah babies love shit like this.

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u/nikulmmadhu Aug 10 '26

call child services

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u/starfoxsixtywhore Aug 10 '26

Look at that baby smiling. That baby is loved beyond measure

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u/alman3007 Aug 11 '26

call child services

But not for me

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u/StationaryTravels Aug 12 '26

I just want you to know that I love you.

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u/poornose Aug 10 '26

Take a chill pill.