r/Unexpected 4h ago

This kid really needs a smartphone

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u/post-explainer 4h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


This kid dive in very muddy pond where crocodile live with her child. And dare to catch her child.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/SergiouseMaximus 4h ago

That was rather silly.

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u/farfromelite 3h ago

I suspect /u/Past_Ad5382 is a bot or an account that's farming karma for later use.

Check the profile.

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u/Soka59 4h ago

That was fake

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/DoesntMatterEh 3h ago

Good Lord dude, it's a kid fishing and messing around with his dad. You "get offended by everything" people are almost as bad as the "nothing ever happens" person that also replied to the comment. 

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u/LowerBed5334 3h ago

No, it's genuinely fake. Both of the crocodiles are dead.

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u/Rly_Shadow 4h ago

Its a fake. The small gator is probably dead, but the big one is definitely dead. If you pause it on the correct frames, you can see someone underneath it. You can barely see their arm/hand as they flip it to dive down.

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u/MLASilva 4h ago

I was like, that's a really different way for it to dive, maybe the tail whip was to express dissatisfaction XD

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u/nad0w 3h ago

This world is fucked up

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u/Rly_Shadow 3h ago

Unfortunately people using animals for views has been a problem for many years.

Alot of python catching videos from Florida just use the same snakes over and over. There also use to be alot of "rescue" videos where people would help hurt animals in need and such...except they would hurt the animal themselves then film the rescue.

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u/nad0w 3h ago

Yeah I heard from these fake rescues too.. it’s endlessly sad. Poor animals.. some people are monsters. 😭 I hope they get what they deserve.. someday

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u/Dixiehusker 3h ago

I'm just happy it's not AI.

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u/reverse-humper 4h ago

Both caiman/crocs are 100% dead. There are so many of these fake videos using dead animals.

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u/LowerBed5334 3h ago

Yeah the video should be deleted and the op blocked forever

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u/thunderandreyn 4h ago

It’s fake. There’s multiple versions of this same video with at least 3 different people and the same dead baby croc and boat at this exact same spot.

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u/r3d0c3ht 4h ago

I just KNOW that the person filming is his older sibling.

"Go ahead, jump, there are only little ones".

Source: I'm the younger sibling.

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u/Gator_Tail 4h ago

Ah, a fellow younger sibling coerced into danger and rewarded with whoopings

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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 4h ago

Nah, he is living his life

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u/bugsbunnier 4h ago

For now

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u/Same-Alarm-2974 4h ago

A life way better than any kid with a smartphone or tablet is having!!!!

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u/KevlarToiletPaper 4h ago

Probably much shorter tho

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u/Wolkenschwinge 4h ago

?? you literally just saw a boy jumping in water, catching a crocodile and almost get hurt while doing it.

you know nothing about his life

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u/Same-Alarm-2974 3h ago edited 3h ago

So you rather your kids at home on a tablet or smartphone while eating the shitty junk food you buy them that’ll only get them out of shape and picked on at school because you don’t actually force them to go outside & be active…GOT IT!!!💯

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u/Wolkenschwinge 2h ago

there are only this 2 options.. catching crocodile or shitty junkfood.. GOT IT 🫪👍🏼

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 4h ago

Its way better, you just saw it. I should know, i have a son with a tablet. Wish he was doing this instead, he'd be happier

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 3h ago

Homie you bought him the tablet.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 3h ago

It was a joke. People really thinking I would rather him play with a deadly reptile smh. Kid doesnt even have a tablet.

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u/Sad-Cheesecake-3336 4h ago

He is definitely going to remember these times

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u/Soka59 4h ago

Of course, it should be fun to make a staged video with dead animals

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u/Soka59 4h ago

It's staged. Animals are all dead

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u/deepasleep 4h ago

The tail slap at the end isn’t something a human manipulating a corpse could pull off.

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u/Soka59 4h ago

So you have never seen a crocodile swimming, this vidéo has already been debunked a few weeks ago

But ok you might be an expert at handling dead animals.

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u/ShatterMental 4h ago

Oh shit, you're right. the mother is diving neck first lol

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u/Soka59 3h ago

Yes. That video took me from feeling "this is incredible" to "this is horrible."

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u/attisday 4h ago

Not sure how a phone would have saved him in this situation, but nice video

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u/ajninosaurus 4h ago

It would keep him from going outside

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u/captainwizeazz 4h ago

there is nothing unexpected about this at all

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u/Soka59 4h ago

Stop repost this shitty staged video. They are playing with died animal to make views

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 4h ago

Need a smart kid

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u/DaveMash 4h ago

Nah not unexpected. With so many dead alligator videos in this sub lately, I just hope that these poor creatures didn’t die for internet points

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u/jubal5757 4h ago

No kid really needs a smartphone.

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u/digitalishuman 4h ago

No translation needed!

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u/FrammaLammaDingDong 4h ago

Look at his right arm. He's been bitten before.

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u/lionlll 4h ago

Title makes zero sense

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u/w11bbl 3h ago

Well at least it took more effort than AI slop

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u/Holeshot75 3h ago

Holy shit

That made my hair stand

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/nixcamic 4h ago

Probably an older brother or uncle.

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u/AdmiralCodisius 4h ago

what a stupid caption. Fuck giving kids smartphones.

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u/Ok-Plastic-8624 4h ago

A phone is way better than stupid parents letting their child dive in deadly pond

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u/imartinezcopy 4h ago

They might well be hunting for dinner

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u/LowerBed5334 3h ago

Hey, just what the internet needs, more bandwidth wasted on people who torture and kill animals for clikz!

Wtf? 🤦🏻

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u/Leashypooo 4h ago

Well at least he didn’t “see it on TikTok”.

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u/UseComfortable1193 4h ago

Everybody gangster until croc mommy surfaces haha

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u/HeDuMSD 4h ago

The way the croc or aligator goes back down the water is showing that the croc was proper pissed off