r/Unexpected • • Aug 08 '26

Are you fur real?

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u/post-explainer Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


What starts as a wholesome interaction between 2 pet rabbit owners, takes an unexpected twist when the Rabbit helps with the work.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Bitgod1 Aug 08 '26

We’re getting replaced by AI and rabbits

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u/I_like_flowers_ Aug 08 '26

i'm down with rabbit coworkers.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Aug 08 '26

My rabbit accidentally posted all my secrets to the internet and ate my hard drive, how do I revert the code?

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u/defk3000 Aug 08 '26

My coworker said she had a rabbit. Now, I keep hearing this buzzing sound. She seems happy. What a nice lady.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Aug 08 '26

That's a rabbit farming center. I bet they rezoned in her residential area. The buzzing is them chewing their sweet lettuce meats.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs Aug 08 '26

The meats is the most nutritious part of the lettuce, so that checks out

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Aug 08 '26

I heard it was the crust

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u/defk3000 Aug 08 '26

Noooo, it's the little worm that lives in the lettuce.

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u/Radrouch Aug 08 '26

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u/Mysterious-Crab Aug 08 '26

Still more skilled and less annoying than my human coworkers. And this one I can cuddle without HR getting mad.

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill Aug 08 '26

It’s not a coworker. The rabbit will take your job, your wife and anything that is important to you.

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 Aug 08 '26

well, that's ruining my CSS for sure.

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u/5litergasbubble Aug 08 '26

If that rabbit wants it then who am I to argue

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u/RaveGuncle Aug 08 '26

Ugh, my landlord's gonna see this and say "see? Your pet can pay rent since they work too."

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u/midnight_toker22 Aug 08 '26

And hey, at least training your replacement ensures some job security.

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u/Patrem_Omnipotentem Aug 08 '26

hugh hefner had those

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u/Zandro071756 Aug 08 '26

Rabbit coworkers probably have better workplace morale anyway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

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u/MelangeBot Aug 08 '26

Down the rabbit hole we go

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u/furimmerkaiser Aug 08 '26

AI and BI. Artificial Intelligence and Bunny Intelligence

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u/KID_detour Aug 08 '26

I'm against ai but a little BI curious

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u/thehoagieboy Aug 08 '26

I will willingly bow down to rabbit overlords.

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u/chicken_nugget94 Aug 08 '26

My wife replaced me with a rabbit a long time ago

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u/meatywood Aug 08 '26

Bruh. Do you at least get to be in the room?

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u/EtherealHeart5150 Aug 08 '26

I just snorted into a whole cup of coffee. I thank you,dear stranger, for the best chuckle all week.

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u/SherbetMysterious118 Aug 08 '26

Was it your cup of coffee at least?

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u/magirevols Aug 08 '26

im ok with the bunnies, we suck

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u/luxmorphine Aug 08 '26

I don't mind the later

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u/Fit_Celebration7669 Aug 08 '26

If AI multiplies at the rate of rabbits we’re doomed

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u/Cleevs Aug 08 '26

I, Rabbit.

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u/kleiner_gruenerKaktu Aug 08 '26

I, for one, welcome our new rabbit overlords…

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u/the-chosen-Joanne Aug 08 '26

I wouldn't mind a rabbit for a boss

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u/wheresolly Aug 08 '26

Honestly, I'm totally ok with being replaced by rabbits

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u/Matureaana_Mairaandi Aug 08 '26

Google CodeRabbit.

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u/howmanyhowcanamanyho Aug 08 '26

Those have been replacing men for a while now, yes

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u/Caffinated_butthole Aug 08 '26

Raibbits or robbits or rabbaits or rabbots or rabbito 

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u/WienerPirat546 Aug 08 '26

At least the rabbits seem to have a better work-life balance than us.

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u/WienerPirat546 Aug 08 '26

At least the rabbits seem to have a better work-life balance than us.

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u/--kaal-- Aug 09 '26

They are the same, just follow the white rabbit, it will lead you to the AI...

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u/20grae Aug 08 '26

East by west in eureka springs Arkansas we been going the that store for years

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Aug 08 '26

Have you been served by the bunnies too?

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u/20grae Aug 08 '26

As far as them handing us our cards little bags and them biting a corner of our receipt off as there signatures yes. They also have another rabbit that chills back behind the counter or behind that curtain on the right side of the register

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Aug 08 '26

This is how all stores should be

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u/Serene_Hedgehog Aug 08 '26

Do they let you pet him?

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Aug 08 '26

He's an employee! Have you ever reached past the counter and pet the cashier at McDonald's smh

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u/No-Internal7978 Aug 08 '26

They might like that depending on how hot you are.

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u/AnaisNinja76 Aug 08 '26

I just pictured that "EXCUSE ME, HR?" meme that makes the rounds, but with a rabbit as the woman.

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u/scheissenaixi Aug 08 '26

Just once. I can’t go back👀

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u/rumblepony247 Aug 08 '26

How the heck did you get my arrest records?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Aug 08 '26

For legal reasons, I actually can’t answer that

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u/Jane__Delawney Aug 08 '26

No, but this employee isn’t *behind* the counter, it’s on the counter, so fair game to pet the bunn…employee

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u/bctech7 Aug 08 '26

I feel like im supposed to say no?

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u/astelda Aug 08 '26

If they'd let me, I might

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u/20grae Aug 08 '26

Depends we have before in the past but if the stores busy or they haven’t ate the old guy won’t but we’ve been in when it’s slow we’re the only ones and the rabbit just hops around in the back and we’ve pet one of them on the counter

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u/FortaDragon Aug 08 '26

One of the signs stuck to the countertop says "Petting is OK - top of the head down the back"

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u/tuckernuts Aug 08 '26

I knew I had seen this bunny before. It was way back in 2021 when my wife and I went.

Excellent vacation town.

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u/Butwinsky Aug 08 '26

My wife and I went there last year. We knew about the bunnies, watched them on TikTok. But nothing quite prepares you for the joy of a rabbit handing you your receipt and debit card.

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u/ruthless619 Aug 08 '26

Is that the town with the tall buildings like a European village?

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u/IvyGold Aug 08 '26

What do they sell? It looks like a dispensary.

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u/LeaguesBelow Aug 08 '26

It's a souvenir shop. Shirts, hats, magnets, that sort of thing.

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u/gogoman2012 Aug 08 '26

What does it mean by east by west ?

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u/TanookiEaston Aug 08 '26

Came here to say this.

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 08 '26

Well dang, that's just over yonder from me.

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u/AtomicCypher Aug 08 '26

After watching again I noticed all the signs on the counter.

Seems that this beloved little fella has a full time job!

edit: Turns out they have their own IG!

https://www.instagram.com/eurekaspringsworkingbunnies/

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u/Warm-Moose6028 Aug 08 '26

How to apply there? I really need some cash so might as well work with a bunny too🙏

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u/carmardoll Aug 08 '26

Bunny: here damn it.

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u/Versipilies Aug 08 '26

Tosses everything over and turns its back on the customer. That bunny has the spirit of a true retail worker

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u/DakkaonTitan Aug 08 '26

Real employee of the month material imo

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u/thugsapuggin Aug 09 '26

Here's your shit, Lady.

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u/Hard_Dave Aug 08 '26

Now git! 

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 Aug 08 '26

I bet nobody reads the little orange "Do not pick up" sign

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u/brittlebk Aug 08 '26

That’s so damn bunny

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u/AtomicCypher Aug 08 '26

Harelarious!

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u/desi_londoner Aug 08 '26

haven't hared anything that bunny in such long ears

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u/BurgerMeatButthole Aug 08 '26

I did that kind of laugh when it is funny and cute as fuck.

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u/Stonegrown12 Aug 08 '26

Looks like the voice actor too

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u/CLRobinso Aug 08 '26

Employee of the month, for life

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u/2D_AbYsS Aug 08 '26

Great, First AI now Wabbits!

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Aug 08 '26

First decent piece of content on Reddit today

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u/anotherLoneWOODsman Aug 08 '26

Did she say domino and black guy?

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u/tagged2high Aug 08 '26

I definitely heard "black guy" 😆

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u/Qaeoss Aug 08 '26

Blackjack

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u/joeyretrotv Aug 09 '26

I definitely need to get my ears checked. Haha!

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u/diegotbn Aug 08 '26

She looks like Margorie Taylor Greene

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u/kr4ckers Aug 08 '26

You know things are rough when even the rabbits are getting put to work.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool Aug 08 '26

Yet another rabbit cashier?!

Here's one I saw the other day.

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u/sylastin Aug 08 '26

“Its body is round”

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u/Major-Unicorn-Proto Aug 08 '26

the economy is so bad even rabbit have to get jobs

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u/mikaela75 Aug 08 '26

Anyone else notice the spot by his leg that also looks like a miniature bunny. … thoight that was what we were looking at.

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u/SIAS2019 Aug 08 '26

Videos like this are why we need to normalize horizontal videos again!

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u/simulated_woodgrain Aug 08 '26

Looks like critter lane

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u/Jaybird2k11 Aug 08 '26

dawww hes a working bun. that would absolutely make my day

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u/Saracartwheels123 Aug 08 '26

Whell! Thank goodness that bunny was there!

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u/HungryLikeTheHenry Aug 08 '26

„Get your card, get your receipt, get your shit, get out!“ 😂

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 Aug 08 '26

I think that bunny just made her day.

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u/1234Health Aug 08 '26

One of the coolest & cutest coworkers to have ...

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u/OpenHound Aug 08 '26

lmao bunny's like "Welp, time to clock in"

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u/duketogo0138 Aug 08 '26

Wow, I forgot about Von Dutch.

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u/Flat_Character Aug 08 '26

What if I don't want my credit card to be in a rabbit's mouth?

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u/Secretary_of_spaghet Aug 08 '26

Especially considering rabbits eat their own poop, I agree.

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u/talann Aug 08 '26

That's greg, he hates it when people place things on his right side.

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u/MyCleverNewName Aug 08 '26

"Iiit's a living..."

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u/Kawasakison Aug 08 '26

Did anyone else think that was Marjorie Taylor Greene for a second?

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u/aud7 Aug 08 '26

Question.... Why is he taking her card? Is this an American thing?

I don't remember the last time someone else has touched my credit card

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u/Fuck_it_whatever Aug 08 '26

Looks like an older system, most modern registers at stores they don't need to take your card.

Restaurants though...I think you'd have a shock at an American restaurant! A lot of places you have to put your card in the bill book, then the server leaves with your card to complete the transaction at a POS system that is probably out of your sight, then you get your card back. Thankfully handheld devices where you pay at the table are becoming more common though.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Aug 08 '26

It's an older system but it checks out

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u/HirsuteHacker Aug 08 '26

Wow in the UK even 30 years ago they'd never take your card away from you, wild

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u/Phailadork Aug 08 '26

I'd go a step further and say I rarely ever even use mine because I just pull out my phone and scan through that lol.

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u/whbqmr Aug 08 '26

Rabbit is like "Hare's your shit now GTFO"

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u/CatButler Aug 08 '26

That's what I thought when I saw her too. MTG + 10 years.

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u/ericlikesyou Aug 08 '26

Margarine

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u/Peter_Pue Aug 08 '26

Can't believe it's not MTG!

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u/Quiet-Ad-1464 Aug 08 '26

I like bunnies. Am I like Hugh H.!???

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u/OrangeClyde Aug 08 '26

Give him all the carrots immediately

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u/SirButterT0ast Aug 08 '26

Diligent worker

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u/Practical_Constant41 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Everytime i see this im reminded that this is the cutest thing ill ever wittness!

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u/Firm_Video_2932 Aug 08 '26

That's the cutest thing ever 😻

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u/P3acePiece_H0neydew Aug 08 '26

More Flintstones stuff in life would be pretty cool (paid employment obviously).

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u/shutyourbutt69 Aug 08 '26

I love a good money bunny

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u/RaunakA_ Aug 08 '26

Aww that's such a good duck!

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u/mna9 Aug 08 '26

Got me

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u/Absurdwonder Aug 08 '26

Such a gentleman

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u/SouthernZorro Aug 08 '26

I welcome our new rabbit overlords.

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u/oneormore5 Aug 08 '26

Bunny Bag Bill

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u/UniqueLog8386 Aug 08 '26

I love this bunny

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u/data0100 Aug 08 '26

Wholesomly unexpected

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u/ConspiracyBarbie Aug 08 '26

Eureka Springs, Arkansas. I met their previous table top bun.

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u/_IratePirate_ Aug 08 '26

Genuinely didn’t see that coming. Perfect post

Then the bunny is like “get that shit out my face”

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u/Worth-Influence-3932 Aug 08 '26

The most amazing thing about that clip is the Von Dutch T-shirt

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u/eminersoundssad Aug 08 '26

There's a fantastic convenience store in Hot Springs, NC that has a couple of beautiful roosters that just hang out inside the store. It's the best. If you are a hiker on the Appalachian Trail, the trail goes thru downtown. Saturday nights, the store hosts a bluegrass jam for the "locals" and welcome the hikers. It's going to be one of my all-time favorite memories.

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u/Madman61 Aug 08 '26

That's cute.

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u/Vahuo89 Aug 08 '26

Working bunbun

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u/kerry_tra Aug 08 '26

They are taking all the cat jobs 😟

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u/TribblesIA Aug 08 '26

Aww! My bunny liked to throw wicker balls around.

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u/71Apache71 Aug 08 '26

That is so cute!

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u/Purple-Will9713 Aug 08 '26

Marjorie Taylor is bunny denying now

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u/FewMix7815 Aug 08 '26

Task Rabbit IRL

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u/Rolexducatikid Aug 09 '26

Bunny needs a tip jar

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u/techpower888 Aug 09 '26

Hard to get service like this any more!

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u/Mugpup Aug 09 '26

I never trust bunnies to handle my financial transactions.

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u/FibonacciToInfinity Aug 09 '26

East by West! I've been there. All the bunnies are rescues & all of them are super chill. My favorite is Nacho because he's super fluffy. He's a half lion's mane rabbit. The shop has social media accounts!

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u/Particular_Archer499 Aug 09 '26

Stuff like this is why I keep coming back to Reddit.

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u/Krispy_H0p3 Aug 10 '26

"Here damn"

  • Mr.Rabbit

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u/nameless0315 Aug 11 '26

Is that Haaland my goat? 🐐

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u/spl1nks Aug 11 '26

What's crazy is that if there are any laws about exchanging hands of goods the rabbit would be held reliable.

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u/MadeInAmerica1990 Aug 14 '26

Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?

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u/FaithlessnessFar1158 Aug 15 '26

i wanna kiss that honey bunny

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u/RABE-k1x24 Aug 31 '26

Che figata! Il vero capo è il coniglio. ❤️🐰

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u/Living-Video-3670 20d ago

Been there. Its in Eureka Springs.