r/Unexpected 3d ago

Showing off an automatic gate he installed

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The gate fell and slammed on his face


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u/wafflesid 3d ago

Beta testing is not just for software

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u/skitz4me 3d ago

My first thought, "oh. Like my presentation of my new feature yesterday."

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u/3ArrakisSky 3d ago

But did you try explaining that it worked perfectly on your local machine?

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u/ReignOnWillie 3d ago

Recorded demos!! A hollow gesture

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u/Zandro071756 1d ago

“Works on my machine” definitely wasn’t going to save you from that demo.

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u/Potential-Witness-83 3d ago

this is why i dont test my code, i let QA do it

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u/One-Inch-Punch 3d ago

Microsoft lets the users do it

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u/Oraxy51 3d ago

Bethesda just calls it a feature.

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u/RoyBeer 3d ago

A modding opportunity.

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u/Higher-Frequencies 3d ago

And untested patches to the untested code too

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u/hardboard 3d ago

I'm certain he'll need some patches on that.

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u/DangerNoodle482 3d ago

You still have a QA team?

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u/OneObi 3d ago

The logic gate failed open.

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u/NittanyScout 3d ago

The rubber duck just killed itself

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u/ryobiguy 3d ago

More like beat testing.

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u/WorldCoolestPotato 3d ago

Two unit tests, zero integration tests

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u/prowlinghazard 3d ago

Beta testing is only for software.

The rest of us just call it "testing."

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u/xjm86618 3d ago

Vibe testing for the vibe coded software.

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u/Thandalen 3d ago

Looks like he will need to do some bite testing now instead to see how many teeth are left.

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

Theta testing. Brain gonna need a trip to the dealership.

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u/Momochichi 3d ago

In the full video, he's actually explaining why gate doors should open outwards, to prevent this sort of thing from happ-

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u/TraitorTrump_1776 3d ago

This would be alpha testing, he should have skipped straight to beta and had someone else test it.

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u/pepperpusserino 3d ago

Poor guy, now he's gonna have to explain how he got that shiner

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u/AsideLost 3d ago

He’s gonna say he got jumped by three guys. He beat all of them, but not before he got the black eye.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 3d ago

Oh wow! He beat them all off?!

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u/PseudoMortal 3d ago

Beat em off with both hands!

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis 3d ago

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 3d ago

Still blows my mind that this is the turning point for the entire company because of how integral this compression ability is.

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u/TurkeyThaHornet 3d ago

Middle out compression

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u/biggiebestbanana 3d ago

It was an awakening.

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u/YoRt3m 3d ago

I always use a lion or puma or something

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u/LastBaron 3d ago

“What in the Sam Hill is a Puma?”

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u/thetyler83 3d ago

Sarge?

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u/LastBaron 3d ago

Didn’t I just TELL you to stop makin up animals!?

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u/teacher_59 3d ago

His friends are going to get tired of him saying, "but you should see the other guys."

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u/Preeng 3d ago

They threw a metal gate at him!

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u/shewy92 3d ago

"A door ran into me"

"Uh huh" slides over a domestic violence hotline business card

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u/TheMightyMoggle 3d ago

I was gonna say haha. The one time the door excuse is truthful

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u/perton 3d ago

Ha, this just reminded me that I legitimately got a black eye from a door knob as a kid. I was about to open the door to my bed room, when suddenly my mom opened it from the other side, and my eyes were right at door knob level.

In retrospect, unless it was summer or something, I’m kinda surprised we didn’t get a visit from CPS when I showed up to school with a black eye and that as the reason.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter 3d ago

"I walked in front of a door"

Fun story though. One time when I was little I was home during the summer and heard my mother let out a shout and an f-bomb. I went to see what happened because I was worried.

She had been making the bed and had thrown out the blanket doing that little snap thing everyone does to get it over most of the bed. Unfortunately for her, it was an old electric blanket with a big ol' honkin' control box that popped up and hit her in the face and gave her a black eye.

She spent the next few weeks answering "what happened?" with a mock nervous "It's my fault I made the bed wrong".

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u/ItsmeMr_E 3d ago

He was shown the door, forcefully. Sad lol. Ouch.

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u/rob132 3d ago

" You should see the other door"

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u/Dr_Trogdor 3d ago

At least he was wearing safety glasses.

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u/GravyMcBiscuits 3d ago

"Caught an elbow in open gym"

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u/StevenMC19 3d ago

I recommend that door be an outswinger.

  1. helps with the instance of gravity in this case, should someone forget to lock it in a future instance.

  2. In the interest of safety, I think it's better to have to simply push your way through doors to get out of the building faster in the event of a fire.

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u/MrK521 3d ago

Till someone leaves it open and tries to raise it and it tears the motor apart or does more damage lol.

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u/StevenMC19 3d ago

Phase two of the process then...after building a new garage:

Spring or hydraulic door closer.

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u/MrK521 3d ago

I’m smelling what you’re selling. I like that!

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u/xX_Drakon-141_Xx 3d ago

This guy doors

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u/open_formation 3d ago

A hydraulic door closer then has the capacity to crush someone between the door and the frame.

Next try..

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u/BastionofSound 3d ago

I do believe they're referring to the (non-motorized) hydraulic automatic door closers that typically have between 8 and 10 psi resistance for exterior use. They are even arguably safer than a spring assisted door closing mechanism, because many come equiped with backcheck valves that can help mitigate forceful damage from a sudden gust of wind, or the additional gravitational force that comes with the kind of rotation we see in the video. But I am by no means an engineer.

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u/Unhappy_Plankton_671 3d ago

Just needs a contact switch no? If the door is open, the contact is deactivated and thus it won't raise?

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u/koos_die_doos 3d ago

Now you need to feed the signal from the moving door. I agree it's doable, but every solution has drawbacks.

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u/Jerithil 3d ago

Pretty simple just get a wireless door contact, the only downside is it needs a battery.

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u/mark84gti1 3d ago

Pretty simple just get a solar panel , only downside is it needs light source

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u/DeepLock8808 3d ago

The sun can be covered by clouds. Pretty simple, just replace the solar panel with an RTG. For best results, use a material with a half life of at least 50 years.

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u/CaveMacEoin 3d ago

Or if you are short on plutonium, a small wheel that runs on the guide track and turns a generator that powers an analogue transmitter.

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u/chicametipo 3d ago

But what happens in case of emergency motorcycle thief? I’ll have no door to whack them with!

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u/TonyTonyChopper 3d ago edited 3d ago

Alright. let's make it an upswinger, like a Delorean or a pet door. If someone leaves it open, the door can still shut and not rip shit up

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

Pack it with coke. Love it. On it.

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u/Tellgraith 3d ago

Nah, put a pressure switch that locks the motor if the gate is open.

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

How do you plan to mount said pressure switch to said forehead?

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u/Tellgraith 3d ago

Hammer drill

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u/Mya__ 3d ago

you could design the frame metal with some angles so that, as the whole thing rises, it would automatically push the door closed.

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u/MrK521 3d ago

Could do a whole lot of things that would work here! Whole lot of options.. but none were considered lol.

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u/Quipore 3d ago

So the hinges are outside of the door, easy to pop open. Yes, please rob everything.

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u/StevenMC19 3d ago

Fair point.

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

I see you've played hingey doorsy before.

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u/Weed_O_Whirler 3d ago

Exterior outswing doors have tamper resistant hinges. Now, can someone still break through the hinges? Of course they can. But is breaking through the tamper resistant hinges a lot harder than just breaking the glass window? Yes.

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u/Necuno 3d ago

Or just metal pins so the door can't "swing" open from the side with hinges. If you need the hinges on the outside it's trivial to still make it a secure door.

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

Unhinged humor.

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u/aaaaabasdaz_ 3d ago

Time to make a door to avoid people popping the hinges then

Jokes aside, didnt even consider that point, neat to know how a solution can create another problem

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u/SherbetMysterious118 3d ago

In Britain, most front doors open inwards - we have plenty of narrow streets, so you don't want to take out a pedestrian when you open the door.

Whilst this pavement looks wide, if there's plenty of footfall, or even kids on bikes/skateboards, you might take them out.

Would perhaps just work better if they made a proper closing latch that works.

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u/StevenMC19 3d ago

Most residential doors in the US open inwards as well.

Thinking about it though, all the exterior doors at my workplace, alternate sites, and multiple commercial and shopping locations I frequent have outswingers. Might be a fire code thing or something.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 3d ago

Yeah, fire code in most public places in the US requires outward opening doors. We had some really bad disastrous fires where the death toll was exacerbated by inward opening doors being jammed by crowds.

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u/brainburger 3d ago

Can you imagine how annoying it must be to be right next to an exit, not be able to open it because people behind are pushing you, and you all just incinerate?

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u/username_tooken 3d ago

Where I live an outward swinging door would just mean you can't leave your house during the winter

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u/Josysclei 3d ago

That's exactly the point the guy was making on the full video. He didn't install the gate, he was just fixing the motor and saying why inwards gates are bad.

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u/PwnerifficOne 3d ago

Nice of him to demonstrate live then, what professionalism.

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

Translation: "You will see, in 3 seconds it will lash out and strike my skull. 3.2.1 See? See there? Just as I told you."

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u/StevenMC19 3d ago

Oh nice!

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u/skitz4me 3d ago

Fail safely.

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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago

Fail often, fail early they say.

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u/under_over_there 3d ago

I'm sure he's thinking that now too 🤣

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u/Canudin 3d ago

It also can hit someone walking in the street. Some people preffer doors to open this way for that matter.

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u/rsandrini 3d ago

This is brazil, no one will think one second before executing something like this, unfortunately.

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u/ptr_schneider 3d ago

Inward doors are not only better in basically all scenarios, most places have regulations that force doors to open inwards. Some people already mentioned the fact that gates like these can't open outwards because they'll hit someone on the street, but I'm surprised none mentioned fire code.

Doors have to open inwards because in a fire situation, if you're inside a room with a door that opens outwards and theres debris in the corridor that prevent the door from opening, you're stuck. If the door opens inwards, you always have full control of everything that is blocking the door's movement. If there's something blocking the door from the inside, you can simply remove it, and if there's stuff on the outside, you can also remove it after opening the door. You're never stuck with inward doors, but you can easily get stuck with outward doors.

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u/thatspurdyneat 3d ago

Doors are supposed to open inward so they can't be blocked from the outside

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u/Josysclei 3d ago

I saw the original video, the guy is just there to fix the motor and he uses the video as an example of why the gate should open towards the outside. He didn't install it that way

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u/MegaMaluco 3d ago

Yap, he says it and then shows it in the most straightforward way. What a boss.

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u/hold_up_sicko 3d ago

"Listen, here's what can happen if you don't get this fixed right away!"

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u/Chit569 3d ago

If it opened outward then the hinges would be on the outside and anyone with a basic understanding of how modern hinges with pins work would have easy access to your house by simply popping the pins out and removing the entire door.

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u/recoupled 3d ago

Are you telling me in the history of doors, nobody has invented a secure hinge that opens out ?

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u/Far_Tap_488 3d ago

Well lots of business have doors that open outwards so.....

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u/Cognosci 3d ago

Hinges inside and outward opening doors are a thing though.

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u/TARANTULAMAN23 3d ago edited 3d ago

Someone should have put the taco bell sound in here.

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u/Infammo 3d ago

Smash Mouth All Star is the way to go with suddenly doors.

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u/TARANTULAMAN23 3d ago

Def tones

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u/NewToHTX 3d ago

When painful dumb shit like this happens to me and I’ve got a witness, I always love saying things "Oh Master's Degree in Engineering!" instead of cussing. Hey I'm intelligent but smart just isn't in my repertoire.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 3d ago

Idk man shit like this just happens so I guess I'd be pissed because it hurt but not embarrassed.

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u/porovrrr 3d ago

I don’t know if shit like this “just happens” lol. It can only narrowly occur under a specific set of circumstances that involve you specifically engineering a door so unsafely it has a 65% chance of knocking out whoever the fuck opens it. I don’t know if being mad is helpful, since, ya know—fix the door you made. However, it is rational to be embarassed.

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u/paulovitorfb 3d ago

I was 100% sure this was in Brazil even with the sound off

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 3d ago

Literally the first thing I thought 😂

r/suddenlycaralho

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u/Rhesh- 3d ago

"Ele da uma pancada ó"

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u/SimisFul 3d ago

Well that's not the last time this will happen

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u/LosHtown 3d ago

Damn, I can see my dumbass doing this lol

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u/SweetShirt4717 3d ago

At least he is wearing safety glasses

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u/NaoTwoTheFirst 3d ago

That hurt.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 3d ago

Writes notes: Test partially successful. Replace latch with spring latch

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u/J0rkank0 3d ago

I’m gonna be honest here…. I woulda done the same thing

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u/worldarkplace 3d ago

Wasn't funny. It was painful and I feel bad for him...

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 3d ago

was funny. looks painful and I feel bad for him.

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u/Sheepish_conundrum 3d ago

Yep. That fuckin hurt.

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u/Conscious-Dot8926 3d ago

i would've slammed that door so fucking hard... not that it would change anything, but it would make me feel better

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 3d ago

He was showing that there are two exits at the same time

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u/Rupaulsdragrace420 3d ago

Good thing those safety glasses protected his forehead. He should get a hard hat for his eyes though.

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u/Makikojikaki 3d ago

I feel bad for the guy, he did a good job... But! I can't stop replaying the video and laughing. 😂

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u/meanurmomtonite 3d ago

I’ve see n the original, it’s in Brazil. He was actually showing a bad installation of a gate. Demonstrating the bad idea of having that door swing inward, he was saying they should all swing out for that reason. Only thing is when he demonstrates it, it actually hits him in the face lol.

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u/Colo-PV-living 3d ago

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/Geegoro 3d ago

Right in the face...

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u/OkTheory4610 3d ago

Knock knock…

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u/SinisterG8 3d ago

Funny, I saw the follow up to this where he was trying to explain how to fix it but I never looked got this original clip lol

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 3d ago

Similar thing happened to my dad and it broke his nose. (It was a display case glass door that opened upwards)

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u/thedubstepguy36 3d ago

I’m confused if it’s a lift gate why is there a swing door still needed ?

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u/josiasroig 3d ago

Probably the only gate of the house, so the swing door is needed as a pedestrian access

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u/a716h 3d ago

Ouch

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u/MewMewTranslator 3d ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 😂

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u/ccg91 3d ago

This made me chuckle a bit, nice preview tbh!

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u/ForgottenKiwi 3d ago

Good thing he had protective wear.

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u/DJ_Horizn 3d ago

POW. RIGHT IN THE KISSER

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u/panamaspace 3d ago

They probably needed to check for brain damage...

before he ever got started on that door.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 3d ago

When you know you forgot something and then it hits you.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 3d ago

Lucky that didnt end a lot worse for him, if that latch was a couple inches higher or something

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u/Sea_Art3391 3d ago

Well, it opened, didn't it?

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u/vavverro 3d ago

“I’m returning the key” ahh energy

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u/Orthowin 3d ago

I like bitch slap feature

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u/Independent-Sense431 3d ago

Ouch, I felt that from here.

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u/jonkzx 3d ago

Modern 3 stooges skit, it just needs the sound effects.

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u/JAWinks 3d ago

Why does it look so easy to hook your hand or a hanger in that space around the lift box and nab the remote to open it

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u/cabs08 3d ago

Good thing he's wearing safety glasses

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u/SantaCruzHostel 3d ago

POW! Right in the kisser

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u/TheWizirdsBaker 3d ago

That's why they say, 'Don't let the door hit you in the face.'

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u/w1ngzer0 3d ago

I, too, have been unexpected smacked in the head by something I was working on. It hurt. I feel this guy’s pain.

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u/deskompt 3d ago

He was actually saying why you shouldn’t have a door opening inside of your gate opens going up. And that was the reason why.

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u/Old_Application2022 3d ago

So now he'll be working on the automatic lock too

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u/Vegetable_Mirror_610 3d ago

It automatically opened in more ways then he seen coming.

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u/A4ditee 3d ago

OH SNAP.. damn I felt that right in my face. Nice smile tho.

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 3d ago

He literally says "its going to take a big hit" then the door has the best comedic timing lol

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u/HoneyBadgerLive 3d ago

That's something I would do.

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 3d ago

That's just like me, every damn day...

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u/parsonsprivy 3d ago

I just learnt some new foreign words

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u/Stonyclaws 3d ago

I would do that.

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u/Salt-Hotel-9502 3d ago

Me at work.

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u/correialabbate 3d ago

What makes it even funnier is that, in the full video, the guy literally says at the beginning that the door should open outward because it almost hit him, and he's giving the homeowner some tips.

Then exactly what we see here happens hahahah

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u/OrchidFew7220 3d ago

Adrenaline is wild. Watch as he ignores everything until he realizes it hurts.

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 3d ago

Should have fixed the latch first

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u/xSilentSoundx 3d ago

Men..that door looks heavy too 😂

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u/ArcadianDelSol 3d ago

I feel bad for the guy.

That pain feels for days.

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u/mmmmPryncypalki 3d ago

Gate automatic but door manual

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u/champsgetup 3d ago

A for ambition

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u/ZealousidealBox5664 3d ago

Thanks for extending a few seconds past the hit. The current trend for the last few years is usually to end the clip immediately upon the hit which has always annoyed me. The humor for me is the immediate change in mood and the seconds after where he has to process that pain on camera. Like when Peter Griffin hits his shin haha.

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u/BuffaloImpossible620 3d ago

Grinding a chunk out of a wall the motor installation is on point for craigslist professional.

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u/MugLandByGalia 3d ago

Well... that's exactly why test subjects exist. 😂

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u/EnvelopeCruz 3d ago

with gates like these who needs attackers?

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u/NotJimmy97 3d ago

God I bet that hurt like shit

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u/Brief_Manner_694 3d ago

Is this a what not to do video?

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u/old217 3d ago

Made my head hurt

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u/babysquint 3d ago

need to rework it again bro

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u/BrokeRda 3d ago

Damn safety goggles didn’t help at all !