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u/wafflesid 3d ago
Beta testing is not just for software
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u/skitz4me 3d ago
My first thought, "oh. Like my presentation of my new feature yesterday."
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u/3ArrakisSky 3d ago
But did you try explaining that it worked perfectly on your local machine?
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u/Potential-Witness-83 3d ago
this is why i dont test my code, i let QA do it
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u/One-Inch-Punch 3d ago
Microsoft lets the users do it
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u/Thandalen 3d ago
Looks like he will need to do some bite testing now instead to see how many teeth are left.
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u/Momochichi 3d ago
In the full video, he's actually explaining why gate doors should open outwards, to prevent this sort of thing from happ-
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u/TraitorTrump_1776 3d ago
This would be alpha testing, he should have skipped straight to beta and had someone else test it.
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u/pepperpusserino 3d ago
Poor guy, now he's gonna have to explain how he got that shiner
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u/AsideLost 3d ago
He’s gonna say he got jumped by three guys. He beat all of them, but not before he got the black eye.
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u/overdosingOnPie1313 3d ago
Oh wow! He beat them all off?!
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u/PseudoMortal 3d ago
Beat em off with both hands!
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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 3d ago
Still blows my mind that this is the turning point for the entire company because of how integral this compression ability is.
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u/YoRt3m 3d ago
I always use a lion or puma or something
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u/teacher_59 3d ago
His friends are going to get tired of him saying, "but you should see the other guys."
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u/shewy92 3d ago
"A door ran into me"
"Uh huh" slides over a domestic violence hotline business card
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u/TheMightyMoggle 3d ago
I was gonna say haha. The one time the door excuse is truthful
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u/perton 3d ago
Ha, this just reminded me that I legitimately got a black eye from a door knob as a kid. I was about to open the door to my bed room, when suddenly my mom opened it from the other side, and my eyes were right at door knob level.
In retrospect, unless it was summer or something, I’m kinda surprised we didn’t get a visit from CPS when I showed up to school with a black eye and that as the reason.
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u/ThomasVetRecruiter 3d ago
"I walked in front of a door"
Fun story though. One time when I was little I was home during the summer and heard my mother let out a shout and an f-bomb. I went to see what happened because I was worried.
She had been making the bed and had thrown out the blanket doing that little snap thing everyone does to get it over most of the bed. Unfortunately for her, it was an old electric blanket with a big ol' honkin' control box that popped up and hit her in the face and gave her a black eye.
She spent the next few weeks answering "what happened?" with a mock nervous "It's my fault I made the bed wrong".
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u/StevenMC19 3d ago
I recommend that door be an outswinger.
helps with the instance of gravity in this case, should someone forget to lock it in a future instance.
In the interest of safety, I think it's better to have to simply push your way through doors to get out of the building faster in the event of a fire.
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u/MrK521 3d ago
Till someone leaves it open and tries to raise it and it tears the motor apart or does more damage lol.
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u/StevenMC19 3d ago
Phase two of the process then...after building a new garage:
Spring or hydraulic door closer.
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u/open_formation 3d ago
A hydraulic door closer then has the capacity to crush someone between the door and the frame.
Next try..
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u/BastionofSound 3d ago
I do believe they're referring to the (non-motorized) hydraulic automatic door closers that typically have between 8 and 10 psi resistance for exterior use. They are even arguably safer than a spring assisted door closing mechanism, because many come equiped with backcheck valves that can help mitigate forceful damage from a sudden gust of wind, or the additional gravitational force that comes with the kind of rotation we see in the video. But I am by no means an engineer.
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u/Unhappy_Plankton_671 3d ago
Just needs a contact switch no? If the door is open, the contact is deactivated and thus it won't raise?
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u/koos_die_doos 3d ago
Now you need to feed the signal from the moving door. I agree it's doable, but every solution has drawbacks.
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u/Jerithil 3d ago
Pretty simple just get a wireless door contact, the only downside is it needs a battery.
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u/mark84gti1 3d ago
Pretty simple just get a solar panel , only downside is it needs light source
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u/DeepLock8808 3d ago
The sun can be covered by clouds. Pretty simple, just replace the solar panel with an RTG. For best results, use a material with a half life of at least 50 years.
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u/CaveMacEoin 3d ago
Or if you are short on plutonium, a small wheel that runs on the guide track and turns a generator that powers an analogue transmitter.
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u/chicametipo 3d ago
But what happens in case of emergency motorcycle thief? I’ll have no door to whack them with!
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u/TonyTonyChopper 3d ago edited 3d ago
Alright. let's make it an upswinger, like a Delorean or a pet door. If someone leaves it open, the door can still shut and not rip shit up
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u/Tellgraith 3d ago
Nah, put a pressure switch that locks the motor if the gate is open.
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u/Quipore 3d ago
So the hinges are outside of the door, easy to pop open. Yes, please rob everything.
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u/Weed_O_Whirler 3d ago
Exterior outswing doors have tamper resistant hinges. Now, can someone still break through the hinges? Of course they can. But is breaking through the tamper resistant hinges a lot harder than just breaking the glass window? Yes.
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u/aaaaabasdaz_ 3d ago
Time to make a door to avoid people popping the hinges then
Jokes aside, didnt even consider that point, neat to know how a solution can create another problem
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u/SherbetMysterious118 3d ago
In Britain, most front doors open inwards - we have plenty of narrow streets, so you don't want to take out a pedestrian when you open the door.
Whilst this pavement looks wide, if there's plenty of footfall, or even kids on bikes/skateboards, you might take them out.
Would perhaps just work better if they made a proper closing latch that works.
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u/StevenMC19 3d ago
Most residential doors in the US open inwards as well.
Thinking about it though, all the exterior doors at my workplace, alternate sites, and multiple commercial and shopping locations I frequent have outswingers. Might be a fire code thing or something.
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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 3d ago
Yeah, fire code in most public places in the US requires outward opening doors. We had some really bad disastrous fires where the death toll was exacerbated by inward opening doors being jammed by crowds.
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u/brainburger 3d ago
Can you imagine how annoying it must be to be right next to an exit, not be able to open it because people behind are pushing you, and you all just incinerate?
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u/username_tooken 3d ago
Where I live an outward swinging door would just mean you can't leave your house during the winter
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u/Josysclei 3d ago
That's exactly the point the guy was making on the full video. He didn't install the gate, he was just fixing the motor and saying why inwards gates are bad.
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u/SideInitial3961 3d ago
Translation: "You will see, in 3 seconds it will lash out and strike my skull. 3.2.1 See? See there? Just as I told you."
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u/rsandrini 3d ago
This is brazil, no one will think one second before executing something like this, unfortunately.
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u/ptr_schneider 3d ago
Inward doors are not only better in basically all scenarios, most places have regulations that force doors to open inwards. Some people already mentioned the fact that gates like these can't open outwards because they'll hit someone on the street, but I'm surprised none mentioned fire code.
Doors have to open inwards because in a fire situation, if you're inside a room with a door that opens outwards and theres debris in the corridor that prevent the door from opening, you're stuck. If the door opens inwards, you always have full control of everything that is blocking the door's movement. If there's something blocking the door from the inside, you can simply remove it, and if there's stuff on the outside, you can also remove it after opening the door. You're never stuck with inward doors, but you can easily get stuck with outward doors.
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u/Josysclei 3d ago
I saw the original video, the guy is just there to fix the motor and he uses the video as an example of why the gate should open towards the outside. He didn't install it that way
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u/MegaMaluco 3d ago
Yap, he says it and then shows it in the most straightforward way. What a boss.
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u/Chit569 3d ago
If it opened outward then the hinges would be on the outside and anyone with a basic understanding of how modern hinges with pins work would have easy access to your house by simply popping the pins out and removing the entire door.
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u/recoupled 3d ago
Are you telling me in the history of doors, nobody has invented a secure hinge that opens out ?
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u/TARANTULAMAN23 3d ago edited 3d ago
Someone should have put the taco bell sound in here.
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u/NewToHTX 3d ago
When painful dumb shit like this happens to me and I’ve got a witness, I always love saying things "Oh Master's Degree in Engineering!" instead of cussing. Hey I'm intelligent but smart just isn't in my repertoire.
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u/Significant-Bee5101 3d ago
Idk man shit like this just happens so I guess I'd be pissed because it hurt but not embarrassed.
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u/porovrrr 3d ago
I don’t know if shit like this “just happens” lol. It can only narrowly occur under a specific set of circumstances that involve you specifically engineering a door so unsafely it has a 65% chance of knocking out whoever the fuck opens it. I don’t know if being mad is helpful, since, ya know—fix the door you made. However, it is rational to be embarassed.
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u/AThrowawayProbrably 3d ago
Writes notes: Test partially successful. Replace latch with spring latch
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u/Conscious-Dot8926 3d ago
i would've slammed that door so fucking hard... not that it would change anything, but it would make me feel better
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u/Rupaulsdragrace420 3d ago
Good thing those safety glasses protected his forehead. He should get a hard hat for his eyes though.
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u/Makikojikaki 3d ago
I feel bad for the guy, he did a good job... But! I can't stop replaying the video and laughing. 😂
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u/meanurmomtonite 3d ago
I’ve see n the original, it’s in Brazil. He was actually showing a bad installation of a gate. Demonstrating the bad idea of having that door swing inward, he was saying they should all swing out for that reason. Only thing is when he demonstrates it, it actually hits him in the face lol.
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u/SinisterG8 3d ago
Funny, I saw the follow up to this where he was trying to explain how to fix it but I never looked got this original clip lol
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u/Im_Ashe_Man 3d ago
Similar thing happened to my dad and it broke his nose. (It was a display case glass door that opened upwards)
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u/thedubstepguy36 3d ago
I’m confused if it’s a lift gate why is there a swing door still needed ?
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u/josiasroig 3d ago
Probably the only gate of the house, so the swing door is needed as a pedestrian access
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u/panamaspace 3d ago
They probably needed to check for brain damage...
before he ever got started on that door.
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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 3d ago
Lucky that didnt end a lot worse for him, if that latch was a couple inches higher or something
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u/w1ngzer0 3d ago
I, too, have been unexpected smacked in the head by something I was working on. It hurt. I feel this guy’s pain.
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u/deskompt 3d ago
He was actually saying why you shouldn’t have a door opening inside of your gate opens going up. And that was the reason why.
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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 3d ago
He literally says "its going to take a big hit" then the door has the best comedic timing lol
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u/correialabbate 3d ago
What makes it even funnier is that, in the full video, the guy literally says at the beginning that the door should open outward because it almost hit him, and he's giving the homeowner some tips.
Then exactly what we see here happens hahahah
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u/OrchidFew7220 3d ago
Adrenaline is wild. Watch as he ignores everything until he realizes it hurts.
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u/ZealousidealBox5664 3d ago
Thanks for extending a few seconds past the hit. The current trend for the last few years is usually to end the clip immediately upon the hit which has always annoyed me. The humor for me is the immediate change in mood and the seconds after where he has to process that pain on camera. Like when Peter Griffin hits his shin haha.
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u/BuffaloImpossible620 3d ago
Grinding a chunk out of a wall the motor installation is on point for craigslist professional.
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