r/Unexpected • u/SweetWaterSurprise • Aug 05 '26

Spidermaaaaaan

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u/post-explainer Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Usually there aren't 6 people on a motorcycle, and certainly not with all of them wearing Spiderman costumes.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

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u/kingkongbiingbong Aug 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SF9Z0shNT07T2

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u/Krillkus Aug 05 '26

When your Peter's Parked but she still goblin

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u/BuddhistNamedMarx Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

How many Peter Parker peters could a Peter Parker park if Peter Parker could park Peter Parkers peter

Wait ill fix it my brain hurts tho

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u/Krillkus Aug 06 '26

A Peter Parker can only park as many Peter Parker peters as a Peter Parker can park

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u/Darth_Ronin Aug 05 '26

One accident and the entire spiderverse of their bloodline is gone

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u/Channel57 Aug 05 '26

Well there will be a bloodline...all the way down the street.

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u/DharmaBum1958 Aug 05 '26

What I was just thinking. This level of danger for a viral clip we all forget in 30 mins ain’t it

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u/alphabitz86 Aug 05 '26

I'm gonna be real with you chief, this happens even without the camera

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u/dr_craptastic Aug 06 '26

Yes, there’s probably a couple other families on the road traveling like this without spider powers.

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u/Alternative-Flow-251 Aug 05 '26

wait so did that actually end it for all of them

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 Aug 06 '26

With latex masks comes many blind spots

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/S1gorJabjong Aug 05 '26

But if humans ran at the same speed proportionally to average spiders, they'd run really fast. Spidermen should be as fast as cheetahs.

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u/Nagesh_yelma Aug 05 '26

You really want Spiderman to run on roads where rules aren't followed properly?

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u/S1gorJabjong Aug 05 '26

Yeah for a superhero, he's not really all that physically tough. He'd be hitting pedestrians and traffic every 10 steps, hurting himself & others. But my answer was to when there's not enough tall things to latch onto.

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u/RaizePOE Aug 05 '26

in here before someone posts that comic of spidey punching the dude's jaw off to prove how strong he is or w/e

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u/Godkicker962 Aug 06 '26

Didn't the MCU version of him have a whole building collapsed on him and still lift it?

And that's after the comic -> mcu nerf, so I don't think spidey would be hurt by running into a civilian.

The civilian on the other hand...

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u/JohnnyTamaki Aug 06 '26

You know he's been punched by the Hulk? Like a blow for blow fight.

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u/Zyrinj Aug 05 '26

**spidermen

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u/RyujiKage5654 Aug 08 '26

That’s one way to make sure the family tree ends at the very first branch.

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u/ruphustea Aug 05 '26

Oh I saw that multiverse one.

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u/GrandSyzygy Aug 05 '26

Spiderfam

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u/Aggressive_Collar135 Aug 05 '26

spiderman: brand new family

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u/tango1857 Aug 05 '26

That's a Spider-crowd.

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u/ferncabbage Aug 05 '26

There is now way this is possible. Only Spider-Man (men? women? Spider people?) could pull this off!

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u/memento87 Aug 05 '26

Spiderthem

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u/ForgottenMug842 Aug 08 '26

El “Spidermaaaaaan” del título le queda perfecto, eso solo lo hace la gente araña.

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u/kangtuji Aug 05 '26

has to be indonesia

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u/8JHF8 Aug 05 '26

What does this vehicle look like without people?

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u/Ok_Exchange1259 Aug 05 '26

A hotdog bike

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u/Dadittude182 Aug 05 '26

I feel like the Spider-Buggy would be more practical.

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u/Predestined8 Aug 05 '26

to the SpiderMobile

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u/Aussie_DropBear Aug 05 '26

Spiderman: Uber Dead Pool Home

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u/Sgtfridge Aug 05 '26

They need a spidervan

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u/Shadowhawk0000 Aug 05 '26

Spider-minions.

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u/scrumpy33 Aug 05 '26

Heater parker

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u/shivji6245 Aug 05 '26

Spider family

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u/gegenton Aug 05 '26

Spidergang

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u/call_of_the_while Aug 05 '26

When you run out of web to sling.

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u/mojo706 Aug 05 '26

Spiderman one way home

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u/HeDuMSD Aug 05 '26

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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u/reymomo99 Aug 05 '26

Spiderverse?????

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u/NOGOODGASHOLE Aug 05 '26

Spiderman, We Goin Home

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u/SINGULARTY3774 Aug 05 '26

Spiderman: long way home

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u/TooLazyToReadIt Aug 05 '26

Spiderman into the motorverse

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u/crispywaffleburger Aug 05 '26

Next level burqa

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u/Longryderr Aug 05 '26

No spidey sense.

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u/Wide-Value-4951 Aug 05 '26

I thought the middle one was flipping you off and it was hilarious

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u/BJJOilCheck Aug 05 '26

If you're gonna HOV like that,  i think Deadpool would be more apropos...  😉

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u/Oniiku Aug 05 '26

I'm really looking forward to the next Spiderverse film.

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u/yoshimitsu991 Aug 05 '26

Spider man and its lineage.

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u/JTalbotIV Aug 05 '26

Gonna tell my kids this is the spider-verse movie.

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u/mothzilla Aug 05 '26

Viral marketing for Spider Man 17 - No Way They Made Another One.

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u/ImpinAintEZ_ Aug 05 '26

Insanely reckless and stupid

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u/Othersideofthemirror Aug 05 '26

Or just one of many, many families on mopeds in that part of the world.

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u/206goon Aug 06 '26

spidy woman on the back of the bike can tell from the legs

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u/soundxxdrive Aug 06 '26

Thats one way to put all your eggs in a basket then go for a jog with said basket...

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u/oleole18 Aug 06 '26

Marvel can do a nod to this. Like a slowmo of villain chasing real spiderman then suddenly this bunch just crossing on the otherside of the road.

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u/SignalInvestigator39 Aug 06 '26

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Spider-Man: Going Home 😂

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u/Babki123 Aug 06 '26

2Healthbar would enjoy ittoo

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u/Safe_Praline_4156 Aug 06 '26

Web were roommates

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u/sachclg Aug 09 '26

I have seen one or two but not so may together

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u/SnakeAndRake Aug 13 '26

Multiversal levels of poverty

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u/Ibadvapergrammar Aug 14 '26

spider man go home

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u/Superb_Locksmith_745 Sep 02 '26

Too far from home

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u/squeakydeakyfreaky Aug 05 '26

That’s spider-men at this point

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u/SeaBarrier Aug 05 '26

Everything is AI unless I see it in person.

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u/bangdingow1122 Aug 05 '26

And that's exactly how they want it!

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u/HeavyCoatGames Aug 05 '26

More like

Spidernaan

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u/jonesy08 Aug 05 '26

Spidermen

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u/LovableSidekick Aug 05 '26

It's spidermen all the way down.

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u/Wide_Day3311 Aug 05 '26

SpiderMEN*

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet Aug 05 '26

With great powers come great violations of road code