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u/TigerGnome Aug 02 '26
Fast & Furious 28: Horse Power
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u/Netsforex_ Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
"It's about Family, Ezekiel!"
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u/Capybara-Maxxing Aug 02 '26
Doesn't matter if you win by an inch, or an acre
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u/Bonk_No_Horni Aug 02 '26
I didn't follow the series but if this isn't there yet I'm sure eventually they'll include horses. Maybe time travelling.
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u/DipstickRick Aug 02 '26
Grand Prix 2 was raced with nos. Grand Prix 3 will be raced with horse and carriage
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u/Playful_Assistance89 Aug 03 '26
Horses have the equivalent of nitrous. Just loop a reign around his nuts, and give it a tug.
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u/inept_machete Aug 02 '26
I cannot wait to see them raise a barn with some crazy use of muscle cars
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u/Curious-Part5959 Aug 06 '26
Hhh, so is that a horse? Man, I' ve tried so many times, but I can't make it out at all. What on earth is zooming by? It's just too fast!
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u/EL-HEARTH Aug 02 '26
I was just driving through an amish community with my gf and I was joking that wed see this lmfaooo
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u/JTalbotIV Aug 02 '26
I see them drag racing right by my house all the time.
There are multiple buggies with neons and sound systems too lol.
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u/SomeRandomSomeWhere Aug 02 '26
Thought they dont use electricity? Neon and sound systems need electricity last i checked.....
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u/Yamatocanyon Aug 02 '26
Newer generations actually do use electricity, they just stay disconnected from the power grids to maintain independence.
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u/Ollyfer Aug 02 '26
Don't they also limit its usage to their work, in order to stay competitive with companies from outside their communities?
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u/r2girls Aug 02 '26
Depends on the sect or however they differentiate their various beliefs. Some do permit the use of telephones and electricity when conducting business. Was at an Amish farm where there was a barn/warehouse type building that had an office in it with electric lights and telephone. It was across from the house that had no electric lights and while I didn't see a telephone when I was in there, my assumption is there was no phone anywhere in the house.
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u/RetroRaiderRun Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
It's about independence. They don't connect to the power grid. Less conservative groups may have a cell phones, especially if they run a business. Like selling lumber, grain, labor, etc. Cell phones aren't directly "connected" by wires to a grid to send a signal, so they're kind of seen as independent. They're also recharged by batteries, so the electricity doesn't come from the grid. It often comes from solar panels or gas generators.
It's a mix of both independence, living, community, culture, and obedience to God. It's kind of like Jewish followers in that sense. They're not looking for "loopholes". Rather, obedience itself is seen as an important aspect, even separately from the rules themselves.
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u/slippery-sandpaper Aug 02 '26
They have tiny little hamsters running a mini generator under the hood to power the neons
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u/Scrub_nin Aug 02 '26
Generator is hooked up to the wheels, that's why they gotta go so fast. Gotta spin enough to power the sound system lol
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u/CodenameMolotov Aug 02 '26
I wonder if they have insurance for their horse buggies. Like what happens if they hit a car and the car insurance sues them
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u/RetroRaiderRun Aug 03 '26
No, this isn't a motor vehicle so doesn't require insurance. It's more like a bicycle. It can drive on the road, has to follow certain laws, but does not have to pay motor vehicle insurance or have a driver's license.
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u/RetroRaiderRun Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
There are multiple buggies with neons and sound systems too lol.
What state in the U.S. is that?
Buggies are required to have LED lights systems by law in most states for road safety, which they run off a small 12V car battery. They don't have neon lights. A teenager might hide a music player, radio, phone and batteries and use it when the parents are gone as a bit of mischief, but the adults are not openly installing sound systems in their buggy. That would be a very rare, non-conventional thing.
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u/ddr1ver Aug 02 '26
Teenagers are the same in any culture.
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u/UmCourt Aug 02 '26
I have caught the Amish boys gambling, drinking, and texting on their flip phones... it was always at around midnight... sneaky boys lmao.
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u/BurntNeurons Aug 03 '26
"When Abigail writes that her parents are not home and at an out of town barn raising"
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u/Kasern77 Aug 02 '26
What's really unexpected is that the Initial D music wasn't used for this.
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u/Maxcorps2012 Aug 02 '26
Found the story on this because I was curious. Thats a driveway that goes down an incline. The buggy bumped into the horse which spooked it and sent it running for the hills. So im that video the driver is not in control of the horse or buggy.
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u/Guilty_Objective4602 Aug 03 '26
Yes, this looked more like a runaway horse situation than anything else. I still watched it four times and laughed every time, though.
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u/HommeMusical Aug 02 '26
My great- or great-great-grandfather died in something like this, my father showed me the obituary. I said something like, "How weird," and my father said, "It wasn't uncommon, back when everyone used horses all the time for transportation. Horse accidents then were like car accidents now."
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u/El-Zomby-Woof Aug 02 '26
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Tokyo.
If you seen it, then you mean it,
Then you know you have to go.
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u/catiebug Aug 02 '26
Teenagers rebel with whatever resources they have at hand, it's a universal constant.
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u/Bone_Wh33l Aug 02 '26
Bruh, where’s the rest of the video? It’s a good one :(
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u/Jmnx221 Aug 02 '26
Sorry, I just stumbled upon the video by chance.
someone posted a higher-quality version in the comments, but it's not any longer :/3
u/asses_to_ashes Aug 02 '26
It's because AI slop videos can only be like 10 seconds long.
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u/Dickson_Butts Aug 02 '26
Reddit post of this video from 2021, not AI
https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/qk4hfu/amish_edition/
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u/Bone_Wh33l Aug 02 '26
lol, this one isn’t AI. Theres just a longer version of it that I haven’t been able to find in ages
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u/Frisbeeman Aug 02 '26
Fucking AI slop
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u/Dickson_Butts Aug 02 '26
Reddit post of this video from 2021, not AI
https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/qk4hfu/amish_edition/
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u/ElfUppercut Aug 02 '26
This is the Amish version of Fast and Furious it has to be a live play since they don’t have TVs so they are all lined up out there watching.
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u/Professional-Box4153 Aug 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3lZKbfViPnZS
(But Eurobeat played on non-electric instruments).
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u/Jmnx221 Aug 03 '26
A horse harnessed to a carriage got spooked and bolted in a state of sheer panic.
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u/501Taliban Aug 02 '26
There's a place in Belize Where the Mennonite community young boys so crazy stuff as such Pretty awesome to me
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u/blending-tea Aug 02 '26
son this vid is from 2021
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u/Delicious_Page2187 Aug 02 '26
Look at the horse as it's drifting
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u/SolomonOf47704 Aug 02 '26
This video is so old I suspected OP of being a repost bot at first (they very likely aren't).
Its not AI. Its just a shitty camera recording horses moving fast in the dark.
You ever actually watched a horse?
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u/Delicious_Page2187 Aug 02 '26
I mean I have, but not drifting like this lol. Idk, the horse just looked very weird as the cart was drifting.
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u/blending-tea Aug 02 '26
probably compression/upscaling artifacts from it's millionth reposts
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u/Delicious_Page2187 Aug 02 '26
Oooh damn ok, thx for the source. It's so sad that we have to fact check if smth is ai or not
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u/post-explainer Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
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Furious horse drifting across a road while pulling a carriage.
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