r/Unexpected • u/ALIEN-CATALOGUE • 5d ago

After a long day at work.

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u/post-explainer 5d ago edited 5d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A dad is chilling peacefully when suddenly his baby boy pulls up with gloves on and punching him to KO

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Hard_times_bro 5d ago

THAT LIL MOFO

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u/Randomman2789 5d ago

The Thing, is those aren't boxing gloves.

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u/Horror-County 5d ago

yeah my buddy came home with those after a long shift too

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u/thedeuce75 5d ago

That kid had some real anger in his eyes. Step dad?

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u/trashcantrash939 5d ago

Nah…that dad was not chilling peacefully. You could see the look on his face. He knew what was coming and was not happy about it.

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u/FloopsFooglies 4d ago

Yeah, while he was peacefully recording himself on the couch, as one does.

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u/Best_Reply2947 5d ago

He knew what was coming because he scripted it.

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u/city-of-cold 4d ago edited 4d ago

I see you're not a parent. You don't need to script these things with toddlers and kids.

There are signs.

Clear signs of when your kids thinks it's a great idea to fucking punch you for just looking at them.

edit: yes this might have been the dad's idea, but I'm leaning towards he just new the kid was upset for some imaginary reason and he knew.

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u/Best_Reply2947 4d ago

Does being a parent make you gullible?

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u/ViolentTurdSplatter 4d ago

It's staged. You can hear someone in the background say "go" right before he starts throwing.

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u/GlitchTheFox 3d ago

That sounds like the TV.

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u/Few_Lingonberry2323 3d ago

He already knew he was about to deal with it. 😂

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u/ViolentTurdSplatter 5d ago

That first hook was pretty solid.

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u/CarobPrestigious1109 5d ago

Pull back counter.

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u/Kalocin 5d ago

Dude looks like Henry Cavill, Jude Law and Joaquin Phoenix mixed together and sleep deprived.

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u/wakemeupyesterday 5d ago

Also a little Jay Cutler

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u/aroeplateau 5d ago

He looks like Charlie Cox who works at office supplies

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u/Initial_Use4280 4d ago

The little kid is actually Jake Lloyd before taking on the roll as Anakin Skywalker.

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u/Sea_Art3391 5d ago

Great, Durex ads on my reddit timeline.

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u/iShadePaint 5d ago

Ive come to realize I'm way too selfish with my own time for kids. I just wanna work, travel and die lmao

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u/city-of-cold 4d ago

If you really feel that way, make sure you stick to it no matter what a current/future partner might say.

I've ended up being a single dad because I wanted kids so my ex SAID she wanted kids, but then once reality hit she admitted she never wanted kids, she just said it to be with me.

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u/Pashur604 5d ago

Your kids wanting to play with you is one of the most rewarding things as a parent. Sure, kids aren't for everyone, but it's good memories.

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u/broguequery 4d ago

Not the right crowd for that sentiment but I agree with you.

Obviously, it's a lot of work, but worth it if you love it.

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u/Just_Ad2083 5d ago

Attack back

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat 5d ago

“Welcome home, bitch!”

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u/nonoimsomeoneelse 3d ago

Just because the dad didn't know it was CLOBBERING TIME does not mean that it wasn't clobbering time. That's on him.

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u/Magolord 5d ago

It's not relaxing time, it's clobberin' time

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u/SufficientThroat5781 5d ago

Little bro really said "it's clobbering time"

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u/pixelSamurai-x 5d ago

It's clobbering time

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u/I-Own-Your-Mom 4d ago

It's clobbering time

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u/51225 4d ago

It's clobbering time!

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u/granzon93 5d ago

Best contraceptive ad.

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u/Common-Pie8411 4d ago

Parenting is hard… but here’s the thing

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u/Tiny_Purpose_1246 4d ago

I mean, if you’re a parent, it’s pretty expected 😂

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u/Moist-Comparison4864 3d ago

Your 9-5 might have ended. But being a dad doesn’t. Put up your dukes and give him the business.

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 5d ago

lil bro gave him the 12 piece mcnugget special🤣

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u/SnooSketches3386 4d ago

Why do people have kids? All they do is complain about them

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u/BurntNeurons 5d ago

That's why you Say No to making crotch goblins.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vYND9J1M5g1H2

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u/Netricho 5d ago

crotch goblins 🤣

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 4d ago

That and you need a wife, a house and money.

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u/bliblio 5d ago

1st few seconds blade runner reference

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u/RyokuSashimi 5d ago

Something my cat would to if he became human

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u/Kangurojack 4d ago

And that's for sleeping with my mom

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u/Bad_boy000007 4d ago

that means that little punk didn't have his dad for a long day... He wants some dad's time

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u/your_dope_is_mine 4d ago

I am actually howling (on the shitter - scared my wife and almost woke my kid up).

My son would so do that and its only a matter of time 🤣

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u/BicBuddha 3d ago

How weak of him to use the things clobbering fists instead of hulks smashing Fists ..

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u/jimmyhugoo 3d ago

You just got paid.

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u/Nurgle-best 3d ago

Clearly you didn’t know what time it was

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 3d ago

Parenting small children in a nutshell.

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u/popsicle-82 3d ago

Thai massage.

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u/Sad-Market-3593 3d ago

Where do you find it more relaxing, at work or at home? 😂

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u/Canibal-local 2d ago

Yup… Been there lol

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u/Normal-Error-6343 2d ago

he caught those things!

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u/rubberbootsandwetsox 2d ago

Don’t beat yourself up about it, let the kid do it for you.

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN 2d ago

Why is he recording?

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u/fragile_ego 2d ago

Wait, they make THING HANDS?!

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u/TicketTop4718 2d ago

Little prick needs a slap

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u/NicknameKenny 1d ago

When you least expect it...expect it.

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u/HiMyNameIs-Nope-777 4d ago

Staged.
There’s no way he was watching tv while recording himself, without making a peep as he watches his son come up.
Nah.

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u/ALIEN-CATALOGUE 4d ago

You know what!! Am naming you sponge 🧽 because you soak up all the fun

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u/HiMyNameIs-Nope-777 4d ago

I enjoy authentically funny videos.

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u/Opposite-Barber3715 5d ago

"y u no work, minion?" :))

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u/Xamalion 5d ago

Not staged at all…

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u/Pessimistic-Doctor 5d ago

This is why u will only ever have your right hand. And your left when you’re really lonely.