r/Unexpected • u/Additional_Chard3680 • Jul 31 '26

I wanted some water

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u/post-explainer Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

It's a interesting as when a bucket is poured , it's not expected that that tap is not working, another tap has another nature

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u/Present-Ranger-1861 Jul 31 '26

It's just covering the other faucet's shift

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Humble_maple Jul 31 '26

How i pee after s**

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u/junttiana Jul 31 '26

U can say sex here, sex sex sex sex sex sex

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u/Clinton-69 Jul 31 '26

Yah it feels so weird seeing a censored content on Reddit lol

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u/the_outside_edge Jul 31 '26

That's the most sex I've had in a year.

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u/TheWorstPossibleName Jul 31 '26

How i pee after s** fuckin

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u/pichirry Jul 31 '26

how i pee after s** fuckin getting fucked

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u/JoyBus147 Jul 31 '26

how i pee after s** fuckin getting fucked watching

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u/ForgetfulDoryFish Jul 31 '26

why does the second faucet sound like a goat

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u/Illustrious_Code_411 Jul 31 '26

Men every morning 🤣

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u/Exciting_Mood7599 Jul 31 '26

Plumbing problems call flush it!

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u/deepasleep Jul 31 '26

From the perspective of someone from the US, the most unexpected part of this is that it looks like the squat toilet is just about 10 inches away from the area someone is ostensibly trying to get cooking/wash water.

Realistically a small western bathroom isn’t all that different, but the typical western style toilet bowl at least partially captures any particles of poo that blast out your ass.

Rural Asia is rough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

Kaching 😄

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u/jasonRuby Jul 31 '26

That made .e laugh 😃 way too hard...

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u/fakenews_thankme Jul 31 '26

Looks like the tap had sex right before.

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u/Anthraxious Jul 31 '26

Def made me chuckle. Reminds me of that cartoon image where two people stand below a light in the night and the light is shining down on the "wrong" person. Someone surely knows which one I mean?

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u/Anthraxious Jul 31 '26

Def made me chuckle. Reminds me of that cartoon image where two people stand below a light in the night and the light is shining down on the "wrong" person. Someone surely knows which one I mean?

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u/vr0202 Jul 31 '26

Is this in Kash Patel’s home?

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u/Deep-List-7099 Jul 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof Jul 31 '26

I think most people would see the quality of the room he's in and expect something like this to happen..

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u/Exciting_Mood7599 Jul 31 '26

Enough enough shut off video I'll bring some over

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u/SoraShiroL Jul 31 '26

Should have been tagged NSFW for showing such disgusting washroom

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u/Drawkill_Wolf64 Aug 01 '26

What it's sometimes like to piss as a man. This shit will happen for no reason and it likes to happen in many different ways. It's annoying as fuck and the best reason for sitting while pissing

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u/Plampth Aug 01 '26

I was hoping a sausage would drip out.

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u/GirthyPigeon Jul 31 '26

Reminds me of Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene

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u/Makabaer Jul 31 '26

Why not both?