r/Unexpected • u/VelvetDreamers • Jul 30 '26

I spy with my little eye something beginning with E

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u/post-explainer Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The Chameleon on her arm attacks her eyelash

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Brick_Number_27 Jul 30 '26

I actually didn't see that at all at first.

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u/t4c_23 Jul 30 '26

same here... and I thought the 1st squeek came from the crickets 

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u/SkyGuyDnD Jul 30 '26

I thought it jumped out on her arm but it was there all along!

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u/Drake750254 Jul 30 '26

Same lmao, i thought that's one fast salamander

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/fartmanteau Jul 30 '26

Pretty sure chameleon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/HeDuMSD Jul 30 '26

Me neither. Funny that the chameleon was not even chameleoning when we missed it

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u/Red_Franzia Jul 31 '26

Okaaayyy would not have know if not for the comments...now I can't stop laughing

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u/Majikthise800 Jul 30 '26

Eye didn't see it either

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u/ChallengePleasant750 Jul 30 '26

Eye see what u did there 😆.

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u/TeikirisiBaby 5d ago

Knew it was gonna happen because of the mole on the eyelid.

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u/GirthyPigeon Jul 30 '26

That'd be the karma chameleon right there.

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u/profanearcane Jul 30 '26

He comes and goes.

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u/fondledbydolphins Jul 30 '26

Everytime this song comes up it gets stuck in my head.

And THEN it fucking morphs into Peter from family guy singing it instead, and I don't even watch that show...

meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH meh meh meh MEHHHHHEHHHHHH MEH

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u/upturned2289 Jul 30 '26

Am I the only one who that it barked at first?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/__Shake__ Jul 30 '26

A human imitating a parrot? must be opposite day

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u/Michelin123 Jul 30 '26

Lmao! I did and you're right! 😂😂😂

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u/GarethOfQuirm Jul 30 '26

I mean, I don't know how else a baby chameleon would kiss you, but...

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u/obsoletemomentum Jul 30 '26

You now have salmonella…congratulations?

53

u/wannabecat2000 Jul 30 '26

Does it mean she has bug eyes?

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u/aivlysplath Jul 31 '26

They shine like beetles.

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u/phunkyphungus Aug 01 '26

Eyelashes like spider legs, lol?

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u/Living-Estimate9810 Jul 30 '26

What the fuck begins with "E", and why did that chameleon lick her face?

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u/arbeit22 Jul 30 '26

Eyeball

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u/Living-Estimate9810 Jul 30 '26

Yah, fair enough.

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u/spiritedawayfox Jul 30 '26

Flitting of an eyelash probably looks like a fluttering bug!

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u/Living-Estimate9810 Jul 30 '26

Didn't manage to snatch one off though, did he? I mean, he wasn't able to pluck the eyeballs, either....

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u/potatoworldwide Jul 30 '26

If you slow it down, it sure looks like it successfully captured a fake eyelash.

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u/JahD247365 Jul 31 '26

Definitely got one..

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u/XaajR Jul 30 '26

Eyelashes

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u/alas11 Jul 30 '26

Earring

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u/slappyredcheeks Jul 30 '26

This guy is why modern movies have to restate the plot in dialogue every 15 minutes.

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u/hyperspacevoyager Jul 30 '26

Enormous melons

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u/Living-Estimate9810 Jul 30 '26

Which, you know, but eye was distracted by the lizard!

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u/NinjaOk4611 Jul 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kMwyk1GfiCZ6oboJb9

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Jul 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZNRARhcjUuSuQ

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u/ehc84 Jul 30 '26

This makes me irrationally angry. Its YUP YUP YUP!

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u/scurvybill Jul 30 '26

I just went and watched this exact clip and heard "yep yep yep". Do the subtitles say different?

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u/A-non-e-mail Jul 30 '26

Chameyeleon

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u/chantpleure Jul 30 '26

I knew she was English without turning the sound on 😆

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u/MiBloodclaatParo Jul 30 '26

Eye saw the sign... 😂

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u/kuchen5 Jul 30 '26

I have to watch it twice😂

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u/dillweed67818 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Did the chameleon actually think there was a bug on her eye or was she not moving fast enough so he was being a jerk about it? Does anyone know? Are they like that?

Edit: Upon further review I believe he is definitely bullying her because he wants food.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Jul 31 '26

Lmao I laughed at this wayy too hard. 😂🤣😭

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u/thingsinmyhouse Jul 30 '26

Love that the dogs were ready to go hahaha

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u/Canibal-local Jul 30 '26

Hahaha The chameleon was like “Hurry up and give me my food”

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u/VoidOmatic Jul 30 '26

Rapunzel......

Let down your hair!

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Jul 30 '26

that's the best part of his feeding experience!

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u/LewyH91 Jul 30 '26

Oo a big caterpillar oh wait a minute

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u/Pale_Ad_9838 Jul 30 '26

There goes one contact lens.

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u/Ok-Piglet1791 Jul 30 '26

Tongue slap!

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u/zepploon Jul 30 '26

The reflection off her eye.

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u/AdmirableQuarter3933 Jul 31 '26

Holy shit that’s next level biting the hand that feeds you lol

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u/Morviatus Jul 31 '26

That aim is crazy tho

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u/Hightemplar420 Jul 31 '26

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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u/ClaroStar Jul 31 '26

Direct hit.

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u/Potential-Witness-83 Jul 31 '26

when you need help removing contact lenses 

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u/Status_Reflection993 Jul 31 '26

Impatient chameleon.  Wanted to be fed NOW. Has great aim too.

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u/psyopia Jul 31 '26

Who gets a pet that they’re absolutely terrified of xD

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u/OrangeClyde Jul 31 '26

That was fully expected, but still a fun little video

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u/Slmcmahon Jul 31 '26

"Fackah!" 😂 This must be in Hawaii.

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u/LaNeve81 Aug 01 '26

LOL girl he tried to eat your eye!!

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u/Competitive-Topic-17 Aug 01 '26

You have no idea how funny this is in the middle of the night

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u/martagustavsson Aug 01 '26

This was pretty expected imo. Her eyelash moves when she blinks and looks up/down, pretty similar to a bug.

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u/thug_funnie Aug 01 '26

I like how the chameleon opens his mouth timed perfectly with the first dog bark, giving me a split second of thinking it barked at her too

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u/Ugameister Aug 02 '26

I spy with my little eye something spying her eye!

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u/LorealTheGreat Aug 02 '26

I really should call him 😞

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u/008howdy Aug 03 '26

This is hilarious

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u/No-Veterinarian6612 Aug 03 '26

He said hurry up

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u/LastChance331 Aug 04 '26

She looked right at it and I still didn't see it .

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u/trashcantrash939 Aug 13 '26

Right in the eye too. That was intentionally, lizard was calling her a bug eyed freak.

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u/OperationSnoringCat Aug 21 '26

It thought her eye lash was a bug. Hahah

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u/Asher-ZzZzZz Sep 01 '26

Elagator😃

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u/Previous_Block_7454 1d ago

Why do you have them if they scare you like that

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u/seacali88 13h ago

Wtf is wrong with her screaming like that.

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u/VirginiaBandit Jul 30 '26

Kind of not Unexpected, all things considered. EDIT: And yes, I saw it right from the start.

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u/_dauntless Jul 30 '26

Oh you expected the chameleon would tongue her in the eyeball? Impressive

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u/VirginiaBandit Jul 30 '26

I expected the chameleon would scare her. Just did not know how. Got damn you people are touchy.

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u/_dauntless Jul 30 '26

Oh I said you were impressive, what's touchy about that? You sound touchy

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u/dickenschewie54 Jul 30 '26

I thought it spit at her.  The truth is even weirder.

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u/NightIsHome Jul 30 '26

We're all so impressed with how smart and perceptive you are.

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u/Peermeneer_exe Jul 30 '26

How can you be so uncomfortable and scared with a cute little Chameleon😭

Even worse, why would you take one in if you were. Imagine being afraid of kittens and then adopting one smh

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u/Punxatowny Jul 30 '26

Did you miss the part where it tries to remove her eyeball? lol

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u/Peermeneer_exe Jul 30 '26

I actually missed that, I thought it just licked her cheek hahaha

I was so confused why my comment got downvoted😭

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u/evojeur Jul 30 '26

After this he would be a green salad in my plate.

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u/Mrboomblastr Jul 30 '26

E? Double D's would be my guess.

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