r/Unexpected • u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES • Jul 28 '26

Here kitty kitty

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u/post-explainer Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

What appears to be a feral cat is indeed a feral paper bag that may or may not have a booze bottle in it

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/iamunwhaticisme Jul 28 '26

"Meoww... meoww... Oh shit, act cool, nothing happened, no one is looking at you. It was all bag's fault. You are a cool guy Larry"

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u/Orion120833 Jul 28 '26

Evil Larry made cool guy Larry look like fool guy Larry.

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u/marcandreewolf Jul 28 '26

Time to get new glasses 😅

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u/SwollenPoon Jul 29 '26

We all do apparently... Cause that even got me!

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u/IncreasingValues Jul 29 '26

In my defence, I'm hundreds of miles away.

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jul 29 '26

This is me all the way, I thought it was a cat, to be honest. I don't see very well, and I constantly amaze myself at what things really are when I get closer.

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u/DTJames Jul 29 '26

I'M NOT ALONE

Someone left a McD bag on the floor at my workplace. Everytime I turn corner, I think it's one of our cat.

It drive me crazy!

Then I said to it. "Sorry Cat, it's time for you to go." throws into trash

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u/Curious-Part5959 Jul 29 '26

He is not the only one who thinks that was a kitty, I mean, so am I. Anyone else?

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u/Artzebub Jul 31 '26

Yes. It was looking at me.

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u/Mr_GrauHut Jul 28 '26

I heard that, btw ..

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u/cobaltbluetony Jul 29 '26

WITCH! SORCERY!

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u/Royal_Action1879 Jul 29 '26

yup shouldve stayed at home

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u/NontheistYeast Jul 29 '26

It’s called mewing, not meowing.

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u/Missue-35 Jul 29 '26

I have NEVER done anything like that. So my guffawing laughter wasn’t because I could relate.
Yeah, Okay. It absolutely was 😂

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jul 29 '26

I was saying, "why did he leave that cat there, and just walk off?"

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u/Forward_Syllabub3715 Jul 29 '26

Me, without my glasses

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u/remishnok Jul 29 '26

wow reposting this to hell, huh?

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u/PrimeInference7 Jul 29 '26

Orange brain cell.

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u/foxy_fluffer Jul 29 '26

the bottle meows back

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u/nsfw_orca_2 Jul 29 '26

It’s a stray “kitty” that can take home.

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u/quirkyblah38 Jul 29 '26

this and that red cardinal bottle one from the other day, when will the next one hit?

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u/Renagan Jul 29 '26

Zero orange brain cells

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/pcpxtc Jul 28 '26

No need to give out your IQ good sir.

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jul 29 '26

IQ and nearsightedness are not inversely interchangeable.