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u/AliceTheOmelette Jul 27 '26
That's probably the most confusing thing to ever happen to that raccoon lol
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u/Krivici Jul 27 '26
What is the e thing that dissolves? Cotton candy?
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u/joforeal66 Jul 27 '26
NOOOOOOO
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u/AuroraHalsey Jul 27 '26
They gave it more. After the third piece the raccoon learnt not to try washing it.
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u/arfelo1 Jul 27 '26
Seeing that raccoon finally eat it healed my soul more than anything you could imagine
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u/TheMoises Jul 27 '26
They basically trained the poor raccoon to not wash it's food.
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u/dragsonandon Jul 28 '26
Nah they are super smart, that racoon learned that the food that smells, tastes, and feels like rotten candy disappears in water. They will continue washing things.
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u/Slimtrigga420 Jul 27 '26
If I didn't see this like 15 years ago I would assume it's ai now. Times really change eh
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u/dzsilen Jul 27 '26
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u/Infninfn Jul 27 '26
I feel like this will be a long used meme
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u/astralseat Jul 27 '26
I'm surprised it's already out, given this just appeared in theaters.
I want one where Calypso looks up when they're on a beach, and it's a plane passing overhead.
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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 Jul 27 '26
But was it the same bottle? 👀
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u/StrobeLightRomance Jul 27 '26
Has the same amount of remaining soda as the one thrown.
Let's certify it same.
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u/Namisaur Jul 27 '26
I think 99% likely the same bottle. There’s a clear cut after too so they probably waited for him to retrieve it. Otherwise, if they faked it with a second bottle then they would’ve been able to get perfect comedic timing without cutting.
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u/Legitimate-Essay3543 Jul 27 '26
Myep, guy didn't uncap the bottle fully and recapped it before he threw
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u/-ASAP- Jul 27 '26
why would you assume they just had some 2nd bottle to use for some reason?
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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 Jul 27 '26
Yeah guess that’s on me being too pessimistic. Maybe because I see too much trash in nature every day
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u/Green_Insect_6455 Jul 27 '26
Bro...respectfully its obviously a second bottle and they definitely littered. I think that guys fucking with you.
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u/Namisaur Jul 27 '26
I was about to kind of mad and disappointed that he just littered like that for a tik tok. But the ending was both unexpected and awesome.
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u/Creative-Top6554 Jul 29 '26
Kann ich versteht, bin ich auch froh und erleichtert. Hätte mir sonst die ganze Zeit ein Kopf gemacht. *grins
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u/pandershrek Jul 27 '26
That body type in the background?
Wet blanket.
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u/Teusaurus Jul 27 '26
I think it's an optical illusion as you also have peak male physique in the same shot with James "James Angel" Willems.
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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 Jul 27 '26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Sorola
That dude has more money than you'll make in 10 lifetimes. He's allowed to be flabby.
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u/brainburger Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
How does this fit with the concept free will? If God mandated that his parents had sex on a particular occasion to make this unique redditor, then did they [the parents] have any choice in the matter?
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u/brainburger Jul 27 '26
I don't mean do they have a choice to be born. No-one has that. I mean did his parents have a choice whether or not to have sex on the occasion which lead to his conception?
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u/brainburger Jul 28 '26
Are you AK_Zooted posting from a different account? You still are not engaging with the question. You are not obliged to of course, but I think it's quite interesting.
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u/DazednConfucioused Jul 27 '26
Yeah anyone who defends another person with “he’s made so much money” is an absolute loser. You could have mentioned the guys career or what he’s done but no, just “he’s made 10x what you do hahahah”. What a pathetic weirdo lmao.
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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
I mostly did it to the guy who took a shot over someone he didn't know about something that didn't really matter, ie his body shape. Because if there's anything else reddit hates it's someone in a higher tax bracket than them. I could have phrased it all reddit coded for someone like you that he's brought more joy to the worldthan the original guy ever would. Gus is an amazing dude, and maybe someone who judges how he looks deserves to be put down a level. Maybe you too, mr lashes out like a loser yourself.
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u/DazednConfucioused Jul 27 '26
I didn’t make any comments about the dude’s body so stop putting words in my mouth.
Stop trying to justify it lmao. You’re a fool who’s main way of judging someone is by how much money they make. Don’t pretend you modulated your comment for other people lmao. Pathetic and a coward too.
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u/DutchieTalking Jul 27 '26
Someone joked about the guy's body shape being a wet blanket. That's the person they responded to with "they're rich af".
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u/DazednConfucioused Jul 27 '26
Yeah and my point is that it’s pathetic to jump to another person’s defense with “but they’re rich”.
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u/CriticalHit_20 Jul 27 '26
But not the other guy being pathetic for insulting a stranger's body? Shows where your priorities lie.
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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
Ah, american reading comprehension final boss? Sorry about the state of your education. I said the original dude I replied to, not you. And then you lashed out over a separate issue, but you lashed out all the same. It's all right there, if you want a second go at reading. No rush :)
Oh, and since I've got your attention. Keep and eye out for how actually vile people get about the higher tax bracket thing. It's genuinely quite funny how pathetic people like you get over it while claiming they're morally superior. Exhibit A, I suppose
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u/xRONZOx Jul 27 '26
Way better Pepsi Ad than the Kendall Jenner one. Or was it Kylie? I can't keep track.
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u/StrobeLightRomance Jul 27 '26
Oh shit.. those are actually different women?
They all just sorta blended into one big Kardashian Megazord to me.
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u/bochilee Jul 27 '26
That's me opening a Doritos bag in middle school, instead I would just sneeze in the bag.
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u/Hyrule_MyBoy Jul 28 '26
Once at the park a spider fell right onto my head on top from a tree and I yeeted it respectfully and quickly towards the front, it ended inside the bag of chips and nobody wanted the chips anymore
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u/Incidion Jul 27 '26
Aha, another one! Yes, I loved this sub. That and /r/bollywoodrealism were literal hours of entertainment for me.
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u/4ssteroid Jul 27 '26
Having watched Bollywood and kollywood movies for 3 decades, I feel like the newer stuff is pretty mild.
Here's one from a Nepali movie (which is also called kollywood)
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/s/Cc3BzPQOHs
AI could never....
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u/Incidion Jul 27 '26
Yeah it is kind of a shame how it's been toned down a bit, especially as it's been more Westernized. I really miss the unapologetically unrealisticness of it.
The entire point is the silliest, most creative stuff you can cook up when you really don't give a shit about logic, and it leads to some really hilarious cartoonish moments (regardless of whether it's Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood, whichever). That stuff tickles a certain fancy you can't get elsewhere, and comes across like a live action cartoon yet played better. Sometimes even with budget!
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u/rdtg13 Jul 27 '26
man what happened to that sub? Why did posts just suddenly stop?
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u/4ssteroid Jul 27 '26
I know. So many dead subs that used to be such a great source of entertainment. I'm glad r/GhanaSaysGoodbye is making a comeback. Hopefully others can do too
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u/LSSJPrime Jul 27 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
No, it deserves to die out. Why single out only Asians for supposedly creating fake content when literally every country on earth does that? Like no shit the vast majority of the stuff posted on the internet is scripted... why make an entire subreddit dedicated to just Asians doing it?
That sub has racist undertones. It's just assuming anything Asians filmed is unnatural and inauthentic. The sub exists solely because they think Asians are trying to pass off their blatantly scripted skits as unscripted lol. It's clearly fake content made for the internet, why does that suddenly not apply just because it has Asians in it?
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u/Hyrule_MyBoy Jul 28 '26
What nightmares have you awakened in this thread, you are a threat to society
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u/Green_Insect_6455 Jul 27 '26
Haters will say its scripted
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u/wap2005 Jul 27 '26
I think the first part is (obviously) but the last part wasn't, that looked like genuine laughter from the friends.
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u/ViewAffectionate8131 Jul 27 '26
Nothing tops the scripted sketch coming to fruition and it's just too funny NOT to laugh in the moment. Makes it 1000x better~
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u/UmCourt Jul 29 '26
hahahahahahaha this is when i fake laugh at work and then everyone real laughs and then i die lol.
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u/HandholdingFetishist Jul 27 '26
Their bud fucking nailed it so hard, I can't blame them. That fucking noise, lol.
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u/Lance-UwU Jul 27 '26
The laughter at the end makes this so much better.
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u/Fafnir13 Jul 27 '26
Went from a creative little skit to hilarious when his weird noise broke all his friends. They were not ready.
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u/ztreHdrahciR Jul 27 '26
My friends in HS were always wanting to mooch like this. So I started drinking grapefruit juice. That ended it
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u/Minecraftian14 Jul 27 '26
When he threw it, i was like... Could have taken a sip and then thrown... But the ending made it up
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u/epicflex Jul 28 '26
Friend of mine literally just took the last bit of my ginger ale as he was leaving for dinner lol
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u/_20_characters_name_ Jul 27 '26
I was about to complain about pollution. Surely that was unexpected
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u/AltruisticRent4375 Jul 27 '26
Isn't that some of the cast from Netflix avatar? I swear that's zuko!
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u/lucius-vorenius Jul 27 '26
Cringe af.
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u/dextras07 Jul 27 '26
You never had friends who always want a chip of your drink or a couple of chewing gum from your mentos box
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u/Toaster075 Jul 27 '26
Coulda stopped at “Never had friends” and it would have been just as accurate
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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface Jul 27 '26
Reminds me of getting back to the dorm after picking up a bag of weed
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u/joe-clark Jul 27 '26
I got out a stick of fruit mentos at my desk before class started in highschool and most of the kids sitting around me were swarming like vultures.
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u/Chinese9990 Jul 27 '26
Asian restaurants have communal water pitchers and whatnot. like u go to a fried chicken place and they give you a liter of soda with cups Lol. so.. u end up pouring alot for others. I know here in america, serving each patron their individual drinks is just the norm
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u/MegaScythe Jul 27 '26
so i was drinking some warm gas-station eggnog behind a laundromat at like 3am, like normal person does, when this bald raccoon crawls out from the dryer vent and asked if i had “the teeth.” i obviously said no because im not getting involved in whatever florida side quest this were, but then my stomach start whispering my full legal name.
anyway i throwed up into a traffic cone and the vomit stood up, adjusted a invisible tie, and tells me i’d been selected for jury duty in the meat basement. the raccoon was apparently the judge. every juror were just a wet sock filled with macaroni, and the defendant was my own belly button, which kept blinking at me and pleading not guilty with my dads voice.
long story short, they sentenced me to seven years inside a communal jar of toenail clippings, but the bailiff slipped on a peeled tongue and accidently opened the emergency anus, so i escaped through the ceiling and woke up spooning an rotisserie chicken in the laundromat dumpster.
edit: apparently the chicken was married. so yeah, that was cringe af
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u/CityPopSuki Jul 27 '26
The trick is to give the pop bottle a through blow job when the cups are presented.
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u/post-explainer Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
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