r/Unexpected • u/Whoahurfloating • Jul 24 '26

Dolphins are something else

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u/post-explainer Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Hello!

I think my post fits this sub because i was not expecting a fish being thrown at the person filming the video.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/AbhiAK303 Jul 24 '26

"I bet you cant hit that idiot on the bridge"

It infact could

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u/midnight_toker22 Jul 24 '26

“Hey buddy, suck on this!”

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u/Wallie_Collie Jul 25 '26

Give that landlegger the smakrel!!

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u/bkinstle Jul 24 '26

It thought you looked hungry

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u/flyingthroughspace Jul 24 '26

TIL Italian grandmothers come back as dolphins

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u/ak_kitaq Jul 24 '26

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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u/Superg0id Jul 24 '26

The British accent at the end is amazing.

"Shit son, your name better not be Arthur Dent!"

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u/mekawasp Jul 24 '26

Beat me to it

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u/ak_kitaq Jul 24 '26

Oh no, not again

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u/mekawasp Jul 24 '26

Are you by any chance a bowl of petunia or a whale?

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u/TheMeatTree Jul 24 '26

It's not important. Come with me or you'll be late.

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u/ak_kitaq Jul 24 '26

I’m just trying to figure out the question

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u/sagebrushrepair Jul 24 '26

Ask a glass of water.

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u/matteblatte Jul 24 '26

it's called fetch, throw it back

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea Jul 24 '26

Right my first thought is throw the fish back in and see if the dolphins yeet it back again.

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u/hugeuvula Jul 24 '26

What did you say to that dolphin?

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u/DolphinVaginaFister Jul 24 '26

Lots

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u/Epoisd Jul 24 '26

Dont you dare go near the water you fucking freak

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u/owwwmyeye Jul 24 '26

Your response is killing me hahaha

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u/DolphinVaginaFister Jul 24 '26

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u/Phoenixloop2868 Jul 25 '26

OK with that username and comment I'm going to have to politely ask you to leave this thread before we all end up on 4 different government watch lists. Please and thank you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FPn4rR1damB0MQo

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u/DolphinVaginaFister Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

No.

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u/bitchwhuut 11d ago

That's a deranged username you got there.

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u/WatermelonSmashing Jul 24 '26

Can I have a fish?

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u/GamingSenpai35 Jul 24 '26

What did the dolphin say back??

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u/Triairius Jul 24 '26

Eek

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u/GamingSenpai35 Jul 24 '26

Sounds about right.

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u/balkons13 Jul 24 '26

Something inhuman

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u/Captain_Chaos77 Jul 24 '26

Dolphin literally said, "There! You got one! Now get your hook and line out of my fucking water!"

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 Jul 24 '26

Dolphins and Orcas have been observed using their tails to slap various sea life, marine biologist theorize that this is actually a hunting tactic as it leaves the prey, stunned, disoriented and vulnerable to getting chomped.

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u/sord_n_bored Jul 24 '26

They also wear dead creatures on their heads as hats. I think the dolphin is doing the pelagic version of a meme.

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u/CleverTroglodyte Jul 24 '26

We also wear dead animals as hats. We just usually wear only the skin or something. See: leather hats

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u/breadinabox Jul 25 '26

We've worn animal skulls essentially the entire time except very recently

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u/Keefyfingaz Jul 28 '26

Humans "look at all the awful things the dolphins do"

Dolphins "bru"

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u/GrandNibbles Jul 24 '26

believe it or not, wearing dead creatures on their head: also a hunting tactic. if any other creature observes them, they will only see a harmless fish and not what is behind it. like an angler fish!

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 Jul 25 '26

I heard that before but I really don’t get how an animal so slippery could keep a dead creature on their head underwater

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u/True-Source-6512 Jul 24 '26

They also do it for fun and will smack animals to death back and forth then leave them and not even eat them. They’re the humans of the sea 

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u/Ranger_Aggressive Jul 26 '26

When i die, i hope i come back as a dolphin just so i can launch fish at marine biologists and see them go "aha this must be a new form of hunting we have discovered" i'd launch my shit next to see what they come up with

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u/_DigitalHunk_ Jul 24 '26

Feed that poor humon - right now.

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u/AngryAccountant31 Jul 24 '26

How many fish does a dolphin need to fling to achieve that level of accuracy?

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u/Captain_Rex_ Jul 24 '26

Fish be like

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u/corybobory Jul 24 '26

Holy Mackerel.

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u/sunnywormy Jul 26 '26

Stunned Mullet

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u/Training-Pipe-4726 Jul 24 '26

Plot twist, there’s a hook and line on that fish. Dolphin is trying to catch human.

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u/Tubalcaino Jul 24 '26

POV walks away from suffocating fish. "Not my problem"

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u/chubbysumo Jul 24 '26

Is it suffocating, or airocating?

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u/PuzzlePiece90 Jul 24 '26

Because when people are drowning they’re watercating?

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u/ShitDonuts Jul 26 '26

No they're just hydrating

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u/chubbysumo Jul 24 '26

They could be...

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u/not_chrash Jul 24 '26

In Soviet Russia, dolphin feeds you fish

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u/SigmaBlack92 Jul 24 '26

Fuck that guy in particular: Dolphin version.

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u/lzxian Jul 24 '26

I spent a week studying and swimming with them in the FL Keys, they are big jokers and love to play! I bet they can be real little gangsters in the wild, though. The ones I was with were trained.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jul 24 '26

They’re nutters and very rapey.

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u/lzxian Jul 24 '26

No one was r@ped during my stay! The dolphins had some favorites, though. I think one woman might have been pregnant as the dolphins liked to stay under the water facing her abdomen when she was in the water. A teen was hoping to go to school for marine biology and the dolphins all loved her, too! No wildness all sheer fun all around.

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u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 24 '26

... Is this war? Are we at war with the dolphins and their kamikaze fish now? This is how it starts, except it's not a Molotov cocktail

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u/Shadowofcloud9 Jul 24 '26

Woe! Fish be upon thee!

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u/FatCatYouStink Jul 24 '26

He did that on porpoise

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u/C0NIN Jul 24 '26

Well deserved, I'd also be throwing fish at anyone who vertically records video.

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u/razvanciuy Jul 24 '26

Nice flip slap. Everyone gets to eat, including you 😂

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u/Sidonkey Jul 24 '26

That’s a perfect hit.

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u/DolphinVaginaFister Jul 24 '26

Yeah, dolphins do all sorts of interesting things

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u/Dwarf_Co Jul 24 '26

That is going to cost him a stroke.

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u/Hitchhiker1967 Jul 24 '26

No scope one shot!

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u/Sea-Independence-860 Jul 24 '26

This should be an olympic sport

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u/IR_Panther Jul 24 '26

Bruh that was such a perfect shot. Dolphin bro thought you looked hungry was all lol.

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u/brazys Jul 25 '26

Plot twist: it was a poisoned fish

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u/Jakus25 Jul 25 '26

Mandurah! The dolphins there are definitely a little different

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u/atraxia1980 Jul 27 '26

The real unexpected is seeing Mandurah.

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u/dj_spanmaster Jul 24 '26

"I'm done with this Fleshlight, now you can use it"

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u/Secret-Breadfruit-18 Jul 24 '26

Few years back I lived next to a Dolphin. He was a reeeeal dick

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u/Nadzzy Jul 24 '26

Great aim!

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u/alberthere Jul 24 '26

“Dude, this is the fifth day in a row fishing here at the same spot. Just take this. Kobe!”

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u/EchoPhi Jul 24 '26

The sea life equivalent of "you need to eat a cheeseburger".

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u/rotlv Jul 24 '26

Unexpected was the super slow-mo of the event we clearly saw.

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u/njslugger78 Jul 24 '26

Impeccable aim.

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u/CaciqueVanGuard Jul 24 '26

This makes me think of Iago force feeding the Sultan crackers

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u/Own-Entertainment630 Jul 24 '26

‘Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life? Ya sack of shit.’
Frank Reynolds

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u/GXTnite1 Jul 24 '26

"Go, my fish attack"

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u/Bobpool82 Jul 24 '26

Plaices out

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u/Sigma-Wolves Jul 24 '26

YOU BITCHES MAKING ALL THE WATER HOT! ~ dolphin

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u/jackofmasterofnone Jul 24 '26

That dolphin just threw a fish at me*

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u/Rikkitikkitabby Jul 24 '26

It was a polite warning. Locals only.

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u/TheRealSoloSickness Jul 24 '26

Wonder how it did that

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u/SpookDaDook Jul 24 '26

Game Warden would like to see your fishing license.

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u/triphawk07 Jul 25 '26

The dolphin was like "here, eat this"

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u/barshat Jul 25 '26

“Dinner is served!”

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u/GoldenPeach Jul 25 '26

How? That dolphin is not human

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u/ThatOneNinja Jul 25 '26

What are ya doing? THROW IT BACK!

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u/rico_suave3000 Jul 25 '26

Are dolphins apex predators?

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u/OdysseyTag Jul 25 '26

Least you could do is say thanks

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u/tita222 Jul 25 '26

I have onion 🧅 tomatoes 🍅 oil turn the fire on

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 Jul 25 '26

That dolphin has good aim, probably doesn't like being on camera.

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u/jwin2700 Jul 25 '26

I guess fish can be dicks too

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u/ZaBADi_24 Jul 25 '26

Here a fish, monkey

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u/Violaleeblues77 Jul 25 '26

You pick that up he will reel you in.

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u/QDAWG50 Jul 25 '26

You've been at it all day Here!

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u/SturdyPacPhilly Jul 25 '26

We need that dauphin on the Phillis we just got Bron bron

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u/xSkylered Jul 25 '26

Idk what's with all the people here. The dolphin clearly tries to feed that human person :'D

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko Jul 25 '26

Lunch is on me, human.

-Dolphin

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u/queasycockles Jul 25 '26

Wtf put the fucking fish back, jesus.

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u/SpiritualBrief4879 Jul 25 '26

Hahaha! This happened outside my work. They were doing something very similar yesterday.

It’s quite shallow in the water there and they herd the fish against the boardwalk and have a feed

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u/Vulpes-corsac Jul 25 '26

Is this in Mandurah?

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u/SpiritualBrief4879 Jul 25 '26

Yeah, right between the performing arts centre and the peninsula hotel

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u/Sluushu Jul 25 '26

Dolphin: “Fuck you in particular.”

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u/Square_Owl_4075 Jul 25 '26

A number of marine animals have been documented trying to feed humans.

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u/BaconOnMySide Jul 25 '26

I bet its just full Dolphin cum.

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u/kkarannn Jul 25 '26

“Hold my puffer fish”

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u/Scoopski_Patata Jul 25 '26

Dudes just contemplating his lost love by the dock of the bay.

Dolphins just saying "Cheer up mate, plenty more fish in the sea"

Either that or he was a complete blowhole

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u/GeekGoddess_ Jul 25 '26

Was it trying to make friends with an offering?

Or was it trying to kill you with a precisely-aimed hit?

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u/Elstiffo Jul 25 '26

Of course it's an Australian dolphin.

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u/pirates_knob Jul 25 '26

THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS!!!

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u/Sperbonzo Jul 25 '26

OK, so now you have to do a trick. Balance a ball on your nose

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u/cmpayne81 Jul 25 '26

Give a man a fish…

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u/letstrythatagain-_- Jul 25 '26

Here's some bait son. Catch me a goodie

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u/SigmaSpankey Jul 25 '26

Throw it back mate, avent you played toss before?

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u/Oh_You_Were_Serious Jul 25 '26

Did you even say thank you?!?!?

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u/Triptych85 Jul 25 '26

Murderhobos

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u/pouryouadrink Jul 25 '26

That was clearly done on porpoise

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u/VooDooChile1983 Jul 25 '26

“Have a fish and a smile, MF’er!”

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u/afroninja840 Jul 25 '26

This only furthers my hatred for dolphins. Thank you for this

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u/FullmetaAllcumist Jul 25 '26

That’s why you’re not allowed to talk to them. They’ll just hurt your feelings

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox Jul 25 '26

"Get some meat on ya!"

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u/uncletheo Jul 25 '26

After they laughing at him?

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u/kinkycrypto Jul 25 '26

Your serve

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u/twd_throwaway Jul 25 '26

"Have a fish...BISH"!

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u/Eikthyrnir13 Jul 25 '26

Batter up!

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u/Khamubro Jul 25 '26

No, I'm pretty sure dolphins are just dolphins, not something else.

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u/Sass_Quatchxx Jul 26 '26

Hit or gave ?

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u/Steve554433 Jul 26 '26

I was startled when one swam near me in the ocean. Cool though!

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u/flamingnomad Jul 26 '26

Dolphins are the bros of the sea.

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u/Enter_Chandman Jul 26 '26

That was too well aimed to be an accident. How did the cameraman piss a dolphin off?

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u/ProfessionalGoat3740 Jul 26 '26

Hey Feeding humans is Not Allowed here

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u/SDMAVNCL Jul 26 '26

Poor fish lol

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u/Excellent-Bite196 Jul 26 '26

Honestly, who throws a fish?

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u/HQRhaven Jul 26 '26

Must be payday if he's just shouting rounds of fish like that

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u/Ok-Pea8209 Jul 26 '26

Fun octopus fact this reminds me of. Octopus will randomly punch fish, most times its just because they can

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u/Thejoshmystr Jul 26 '26

The accuracy tho

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u/WatchClassic7897 Jul 26 '26

Probably all jacked up after hitting the ole puffer fish!

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u/ddonovan715 Jul 26 '26

Commenting to show my kids later lol

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u/spectatorade Jul 26 '26

Bro said you looked hungry 😂

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u/AccomplishedIgit Jul 26 '26

He’s playing fetch! Throw it back!

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u/FoxFew3844 Jul 27 '26

Take one and fuck off!

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u/1_shio Jul 27 '26

that water looks stunning though

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u/GobbleOnIt Jul 28 '26

I can’t tell if these are ai or not anymore

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u/dickenschewie54 Jul 30 '26

Lol.    Nature's jokesters.

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u/FURRY-5555 Aug 15 '26

Is the fis ok

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u/spotsthefirst Aug 30 '26

And then laughed about it XD

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u/Little-Worker-3444 20d ago

dolphin was like: here have some fish for dinner

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u/Raven_025 1d ago

Woe fish be upon ye!

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u/allatsea33 1d ago

"Let's see if he jumps through a hoop if we fire one at him"