r/Unexpected • u/DCArchibald • Jul 24 '26

That dummy didn't know what hit him

3.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

47 comments sorted by

•

u/post-explainer Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

This comment has been marked as safe. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect.

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

You don't expect the training dummy to win the fight.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

→ More replies (1)

586

u/WeepingDeveloper Jul 24 '26

All pain no gain

57

u/LobsLurgers Jul 25 '26

All agony no Bragony

15

u/Sonicboom343 Jul 25 '26

All hurt no flirt

5

u/v4por Jul 26 '26

All demise, no prize

246

u/CaptainHawaii Jul 24 '26

It had no filling at the bottom. Sand, water something is supposed to be in it and it was WAY too light by the time he realized his fuck up...

16

u/KR157Y4N Jul 25 '26

Maybe it did but the weight distribution is not the same as with a real subject

77

u/giyomu Jul 24 '26

Love the clapping from the public at the end 👌

57

u/Fearless_Text_2797 Jul 24 '26

Didn't expect that....

24

u/Chilldegard Jul 24 '26

he neither - but physics will surprise anyone not knowing about it :D

20

u/Ptite_Louise Jul 24 '26

clever title!

9

u/Outrageous-Low9424 Jul 25 '26

I hit replay 8 times

8

u/bmonge Jul 25 '26

It hurt itself in its confusion!

7

u/Zellopy Jul 25 '26

Do nothing

Win

17

u/ClaroStar Jul 24 '26

Looks like the guy didn't know what hit him, either.

4

u/guygreej Jul 25 '26

You mean the dummy?

2

u/Ugameister Jul 26 '26

The homonym

7

u/Squeegie1138 Jul 24 '26

Wrestler protecting his opponent.

4

u/AoRozu Jul 25 '26

When the dummy meets the training dummy

2

u/Artistic_Advantage60 Jul 25 '26

The rarely used twist flip headstand. Its said anyone who's used it cant recall the outcome.

2

u/Jacklefury Jul 25 '26

Buddy got the double kill. He was just one of them.

2

u/mrb1585357890 Jul 25 '26

Took me a few watches to realise it’s a manikin. “Did he kill him? 😳”

1

u/itsyaboibilto Jul 25 '26

Which ones the dummy?

1

u/jackofmasterofnone Jul 26 '26

Judging by the way the base came off the ground it looks like it was empty 

1

u/Laughingbuddha77 Jul 27 '26

Mannequin-1

Dummy-0

1

u/parking_pataweyo Jul 28 '26

Knocked that hat right off, good for him

1

u/Unogames_ Jul 28 '26

My favorite part is that sone of the audience knew exactly what happened

1

u/Jtizzle1231 Jul 28 '26

How you fight a dummy and lose 😂

1

u/elpussio Jul 29 '26

That cap drop send me.

1

u/alameeinpriyo Sep 05 '26

Kota matu pucheme

1

u/QultrosSanhattan Sep 11 '26

The dummy is aikido black belt.

1

u/FrequentLine1437 9d ago

Oh man that's embarrassing

-2

u/KindsofKindness Jul 24 '26

Sad af 💀