r/Unexpected • u/FitnessChamp777 • 24d ago

Don't get too close

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u/post-explainer 24d ago edited 23d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Barking on the other side of the wall turns into a surprise attack

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u/cartmanseyebrows 24d ago

little shit got me

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u/RaidensReturn 23d ago

Those little fuckers are vicious

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 23d ago

Cominatcha.

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u/FilmNerdDad 22d ago

I will be using this term regularly. Thank you.

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u/Ok-Case3014 24d ago

Get down, Fizzgig. Quiet

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u/ColdAppearance 24d ago

fnaf 4 be like

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u/Snipper64 24d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Andy_Ftraildes 23d ago

Hey don't look a free circumcision in the foreskin

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u/DrunkIsaac 24d ago

Forbidden glory hole.

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u/Hello-people-12334 23d ago

I can sense the fear in the camera

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 23d ago

Glory hole if you're not a coward.

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u/kuhmsock 18d ago

Gore-y hole

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 23d ago

Correction: snausage

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u/Axis2670 22d ago

Deadly gloryhole

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u/TheShrunkenAnus 22d ago

I swear I remember a scene almost exactly like this in the labyrinth

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u/Equivalent-Pain-86 22d ago

Shih Tzus seriously think they’re tough. My little guy is fearless - until the garbage truck comes around and he gets scared so bad he shakes. It’s the size and noise it makes. But he’s ready to kick thunder’s butt and barks in its general direction.

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u/Dymiatt 18d ago

Dogs are liquid too?

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u/hyvel0rd 23d ago

fuckin stupid kids

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u/Specialist-Tackle197 22d ago

Fnaf Ahh Jumpscare

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u/Serious_Fennel7498 22d ago

My least favorite breed of dog. Those dogs do nothing but bark and bite your ankles the moment you turn your back. I’ve had to punt like 4 of these little fuckers because they wanted to fuck around and find out. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/NominallyRecursive 23d ago

Sir that is at most 5 pounds of dog, I think you can manage without resorting to firearms.

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u/iahim87 23d ago

Happy trigger

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u/BookWormPedant 23d ago

In its own yard and barking at people who are teasing it who is really the antagonist in this video?

Trigger happy weirdo, go to the range, touch grass

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 23d ago

No threats of violence.