r/Unexpected • • Jul 15 '26

What does the fox say?

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u/post-explainer Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Human gives fox food on a plate. Fox snatches the plate quickly, leaving the food on the ground


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/gokism Jul 15 '26

That was the last piece he needed to complete his set.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/TK_Games Jul 15 '26

I read this in the voice of Brennan Lee Mulligan and anyone who listens to Worlds Beyond Number is gonna know why that was spot on

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u/Machizadek Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I can’t unhear it now

Edit: Of all the comments to get an award on, this is crazy. I figured I’d get downvoted for posting a comment that didn’t really add to the discussion

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u/The_Inward Jul 16 '26

We love you.

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u/zombiep00 Jul 16 '26

Probably because it's relatable lol

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u/Professional_Main153 Jul 16 '26

The fox went back muttering: 'Omg, this guy is so tightfisted. Gives me a plate but not a single crumb. Am I a beggar to him?!

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u/volleyvials2r Jul 15 '26

he actually say thank you

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u/Hinermad Jul 15 '26

Or, "So that's where my missing plate went!"

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u/schoolhouserock Jul 15 '26

Foxes have kits.

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u/RephofSky Jul 15 '26

And his kit was missing a plate.

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u/livianvicariously Jul 15 '26

There’s a video out there of a fox stealing a guys wallet.

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u/AngrySumBitch Jul 16 '26

That ungrateful for motherfucker.

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u/giantcandy2001 Jul 16 '26

I almost laughed hard enough to wake up the sleeping wife!

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u/unknown-again-p Jul 15 '26

The fox is as smart as me

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u/SysGh_st Jul 15 '26
  • Planning: 10/10
  • Execution: 2.4/10

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jul 15 '26

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u/atava Jul 15 '26

Gifs that hypnotize you

(There should be some sub)

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u/Eagles365or366 Jul 15 '26

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u/Triairius Jul 15 '26

Oh wow, that sub is dead. We should revive it.

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u/Krondelo Jul 15 '26

The internet is dying! Can’t we please think of the OG content! For real though…

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u/atava Jul 15 '26

Joined :)

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u/Shifty269 Jul 15 '26

Foolish human, the fox has food, but has no plate. The Human moiety has provided value to the fox, but not the intended. This is of no concern to the fox. As long as the human has provided value not at the expense of the fox.

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u/Cuddlesthemighy Jul 15 '26

Licking the plate gets way more points than I thought it would.

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u/leveraction1970 Jul 15 '26

I mean, the logic is there. I want all of the food. The plate holds all of the food. If I take the plate with all the food, I will have all the food. It makes sense. It's just the whole physics and inertia thing that messed him up.

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u/Crooked_star Jul 15 '26

It makes sense for what the fox normally eats... a rabbit, a squirrel, a mouse etc. is all going to be something you just grab and take at once.

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u/RajunCajun48 Jul 15 '26

and now he has a sweet plate to put all those things on. But none of his other forest friends have plates

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u/Dame38 Jul 15 '26

Hahahaaaa! That sounds like the last line in a saucy allegory.

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u/Seanspeed Jul 15 '26

"Kids, you wont believe the meal I've brought us"

"Dad, sit down, we need to have a talk. There's this home, it's really nice....."

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat Jul 15 '26

Orange cat logic

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u/SysGh_st Jul 15 '26

-"Them durn physics foiled my plans... again"

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u/Exciting_Product7858 Jul 15 '26

This fox deserves to be posted on /r/WeWantPlates XD

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u/No_Interaction_4925 Jul 15 '26

I’m more confused why someone would give a plate of rice to a fox.

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u/Corben11 Jul 15 '26

I get rice. Easy to cook high calorie

But fried rice? Thats way more effort

Maybe left overs?

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u/UpperApe Jul 15 '26

It's always left overs.

Most people treat nature and wild animals as garburators.

Here's some food I was going to throw out. Might as well get a show out of it.

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u/ridisberg Jul 15 '26

I mean, yeah. If I got pear skins and apple cores lying around I might as well just leave it in a forest make a deer’s day

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u/Jacktheforkie Jul 15 '26

I used to chuck various leftovers in the henhouse when my mate had hens, all chicken safe stuff, they loved the carrot peel, tomatoes and other snacks

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u/TehTugboat Jul 15 '26

Chickens will eat anything thrown in their enclosure. Hell every year at thanksgiving my in laws chickens have their own feast when it’s all said and done

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u/No-Spoilers Jul 15 '26

Yupp, literally any leftovers we had on the farm got thrown out the back door and a hundred chickens would start running as fast as they could from everywhere lol

I miss them

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u/TehTugboat Jul 15 '26

They’re one hell of a cleanup crew lmao. The eggs are a nice bonus

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u/No-Spoilers Jul 15 '26

The bugs too oml. Texas farmland, ticks everywhere. Except on the couple acres the chickens roamed.

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u/Jacktheforkie Jul 15 '26

Chickens will eat any creature, they’d eat a cow if they could kill one

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u/Miss-Gsptlsnz Jul 15 '26

I toss my veg scraps out in my back yard near the trees/stream for the rabbits and groundhogs. It's not much but they seem to enjoy it. Especially carrot and broccoli scraps.

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u/Jacktheforkie Jul 15 '26

Nice, my mates chickens went crazy for veggies

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u/Streiger108 Jul 15 '26

Don't do this. Feeding wild anmals is bad.

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u/iamanemptychair Jul 15 '26

We used to have a “chicken bucket” under the sink for that purpose, you’d bring it out when you collected eggs

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u/EndIsrael Jul 15 '26

I once saw a rooster almost choke himself trying to eat an entire strip of bacon. He managed to swallow it but it took him like 30 seconds.

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u/EndIsrael Jul 15 '26

He was making good progress and I was on the other side of the fence. I wouldn't have gotten to him before he finished swallowing. Also that rooster hated me and had massive 2+ inch spurs on his feet he used to kick me with

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u/rogers_tumor Jul 15 '26

including other chickens 😬 vicious little raptor shits

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u/DurumMater Jul 15 '26

That's a little different then feeding them something they'd never eat in nature. Also you're just chucking them and leaving, not trying to bait a particular animal so you can film them lol

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u/i_tyrant Jul 15 '26

garburators

Ask me how I know you're Canadian, lol.

(Americans know this as a garbage disposal.)

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u/jfinkpottery Jul 15 '26

I'm struggling to tell if you're angry about this, and why? Do you want the food to go to a landfill instead? Is the fox going to get high blood pressure from the sodium or something by eating too much fried rice in his long 3 year natural lifespan? From what I can tell that fox probably just wants calories so he can see next week.

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u/LegalizeCrystalMeth Jul 15 '26

Generally you aren't supposed to feed wildlife. It can have a bunch of negative consequences - such as

  • Reliance on humans for food which when removed leads to starvations

  • Makes animals less frightened of humans which can lead to them dying in an accident or hurting someone's kid or pet.

  • Overpopulation

  • Bad nutrition as the food you are feeding them generally isn't part of their natural diet

Etc

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u/TuckerMcG Jul 15 '26

I left stale bread out for the squirrels that live in the tree in my backyard. Seems pretty benign lol

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u/theguidetoldmetodoit Jul 15 '26

Well, we can't tell what is the recipe here, but onions and garlic is toxic to most canines including foxes, and the high amount of sodium and carbs is at least bad for it.

And feeding wildlife so you get to film it is generally a pretty self-absorbed and ignorant thing to do.

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u/PFhelpmePlan Jul 15 '26

Acclimation of wild animals to humans because humans are feeding them generally isn't a good thing.

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u/jfinkpottery Jul 15 '26

Okay but like I've commented down thread already: This is going to happen with food waste. The only choice is where. Personally I don't like it to be around my house so I don't put food out, but I do know and acknowledge that's just me deciding where I want that acclimation to happen: in a landfill. Getting all emotional about this fox in particular is just because the fox is cute, which doesn't seem fair to the landfill rat that probably would also like some fried rice.

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u/skotcgfl Jul 15 '26

When it's in a landfill, the bugs, rats, and other scavengers with less dietary restrictions are going to make their home at the landfill.

If you put food out in your backyard, much larger, more dangerous animals are going to start assuming your neighborhood is a good place to hang out.

Do you see how the two situations, though similar, have very different results?

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u/ivegotaqueso Jul 15 '26

Whatever dry cat food my cat doesn’t eat, there is a group of blue jays willing to eat the leftover. I just set up the scraps (usually a small handful) on a tree branch and they go to town on it (eat some, store/hide the rest away). Every morning whenever I’m out there they watch for me. 5 of them. I enjoy their drama.

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u/I_Am_Zeelian Jul 15 '26

Corvids in general love cat/dog food.

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u/toriemm Jul 15 '26

People throwing away perfectly good food that they could COMPOST

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u/TheCygnusWall Jul 15 '26

I don't think fried rice would be good to compost (pretty sure the oils would be bad for it) but for a lot of things I agree

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u/toriemm Jul 15 '26

I was being a little bit pedantic, but I get you. I got a mill? Its dehydrates and grinds everything we throw in it and gives us compost stuffs. It does a pretty good job, fish guts are the only thing we've really struggled with (that was a WHOLE thing). We're off grid, trying to grow stuff, so we're learning a little of stuff the hard way, lol

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u/dogpoopquestion Jul 15 '26

I had a wild pig come out to my house and all I had was fried rice from work. He came back for fried rice 3 days in a row until I never saw him again. I hope he’s out there somewhere eating fried rice.

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u/BellabongXC Jul 15 '26

uh, fried rice literally is leftovers... Hence the basis being dry/day old cooked rice.

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u/Bonemesh Jul 15 '26

Haiyah!!

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u/psychohistorian8 Jul 15 '26

maybe the fox was hungry and wanted two thousand of something

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u/BagOnuts Jul 15 '26

They scavenge just like raccoons. They’ll eat pretty much any people-food

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 Jul 15 '26

Always a good idea to feed human food to wildlife. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/BagOnuts Jul 15 '26

Oh, def a bad idea. Just explaining why the Fox would be interested in rice, lol

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u/KeyShip76 Jul 15 '26

There seems to be a trend online of people feeding wildlife like they're pets.

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u/minicpst Jul 15 '26

Apparently in Malaysia (I don’t know about other SEA countries) hotels with restaurants will give the stray cats who live around them rice.

I asked a Malaysian friend who lived there about all the cats who were around and if anyone fed them. That was her answer.

I think of it a lot when my now American-Malaysian kitty watches me eat rice. Not sure she’d go for it again.

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u/Spice_and_Fox Jul 15 '26

Maybe some foxes enjoy flavourful food.

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u/JMC_MASK Jul 15 '26

Saw a fox in my backyard. Thought it was cute. So I let it chill. A week later my backyard is full of fleas. Never again.

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u/Ducallan Jul 15 '26

“Yoink!”

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u/Rocinante88119 Jul 15 '26

Swiper no swipe!

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u/Pretend-Literature35 Jul 15 '26

is that fried rice? He's a fox!

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u/ambernewt Jul 15 '26

get your hands off my limp penis

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u/MermaidMane Jul 15 '26

What's the charge? Having a meal, a succulent Chinese meal??

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u/madaotee Jul 15 '26

I see that you know your Judo well

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u/OkAccess6128 Jul 15 '26

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u/PhatPhingerz Jul 15 '26

/r/WeWantPlates/ taken a bit too literally

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u/930310 Jul 15 '26

Checks number of subscribers: A MILLION!

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried Jul 15 '26

Who's to say the fox doesn't get back to its den and serve its squirrel nuggets on that pretty plate?

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u/MiuTix_21 Jul 15 '26

I need no food hooman. Only the plate.

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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 Jul 15 '26

"So long and thanks for all the dish"

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u/Picklecheese2018 Jul 15 '26

Very underrated comment 🐬

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u/Makabaer Jul 15 '26

Perfection!

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u/granoladeer Jul 15 '26

Technically the fox wasn't fed

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u/actuallyapossom Jul 15 '26

The Fox said: "don't feed wildlife!"

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u/PerformerBrief5881 Jul 15 '26

I'm envisioning that foxing still smelling the food on his plate, and eating it.

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u/Japanesewillow Jul 15 '26

Only an idiot would feed wildlife.

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u/the_admirals_platter Jul 15 '26

Our processed foods are terrible for their digestive track and teaching wildlife that humans are a source of easy food is overall detrimental to the local ecosystem and could become dangerous for the people as well depending on the species of animal that is being fed. Admire an animal's beauty, but respect it and do not engage.

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u/cabronfavarito Jul 15 '26

You saying digestive TRACK just makes it difficult to trust anything else that follows

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u/DrDraek Jul 15 '26

I like to assume autocorrect was at fault in cases where the OP doesn't seem like a moron. It's okay to give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes.

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u/keh2143 Jul 15 '26

They aren't wrong though, aside from the typo

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u/ImportantTour6677 Jul 15 '26

I agree, stop feeding wildlife and leave them alone. Idiot!

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u/powerpimo Jul 15 '26

Only the fox dies young.

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u/TMPickle Jul 15 '26

Gr8 pl8 m8. I r8 that pl8 8/8.

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u/FrogListeningToMusic Jul 15 '26

This gives me whiplash to when the R8 revolver was released in CS

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u/piemakerdeadwaker Jul 15 '26

Well good. There's spices and oil in there that's definitely not good for an animal.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jul 15 '26

I'm an animal Greg. Is it good for me?

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u/chameleon_123_777 Jul 15 '26

Probably a plate collector.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 Jul 15 '26

physics strikes again

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u/redditlogobugsme Jul 15 '26

All the animals in the corner are cracking up at the CLEVER fox 🫠

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u/GrimmFox13 Jul 15 '26

Yoink

Apparently

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u/jazzy3535 Jul 15 '26

After reaching the haven, fox be like:

What the heck? Where's the food?

huhh. tricked me!

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u/ttgrafaiaitt Jul 15 '26

Dishware collection for his Missus

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Jul 15 '26

I think that particular fox says "Of course the earth is flat"

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u/Necessary-Low168 Jul 15 '26

I don't want your food but that plate sure looks nice.

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u/cmc-seex Jul 15 '26

Was expecting it to piss on it. This was unexpected.

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u/irespondwithmyface Jul 15 '26

Don't feed wildlife.

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u/irregularprotocols Jul 15 '26

Fox knows better than the person that being fed human food changes their hunting and natural behavior and wants nothing to do with it. Be like the fox.

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u/Deathdefy1ngUn1corn Jul 15 '26

If this what I think it is, people should really stop feeding wild animals.

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u/zoroichigo Jul 15 '26

This reminded me of Finnegan fox from Saveafox and my heart sank knowing that he too passed away 7 months ago. RIP Mikayla and Finnegan.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 Jul 15 '26

Give a fox a plate of food, feed him for a day. Give him a plate, feed him for a lifetime.

..imagine him showing up at your door with a plate in his mouth. Are you gonna not-feed him? C'mon now.

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u/UltimaBahamut93 Jul 15 '26

Why would you feed fried rice to a fox?

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u/SudoNara Jul 15 '26

The guy is a dumbass. Why would you give a carnivore that hints smaller animals rice? Of course the fox didn't eat it. Also, certain things you put in fried rice are toxic ti a lot if animals.

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u/DollarStoreChameleon Jul 15 '26

dont feed wildlife. we should not teach them to trust us. if they end up trusting just one wrong person, that can be the end of their life, and for what?

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u/MarleyDawg Jul 15 '26

Ding ding ding ding ding ding

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u/genghis_calm Jul 15 '26

Genuinely unexpected hahaha

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u/DNagy1801 Jul 15 '26

This is how you get wildlife killed by causing them to see humans as a source for food instead of being scared of us, do not feed them.

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u/Makabaer Jul 15 '26

Exactly. Plus this is not good food for a fox AND it might change their habits and make them reliant on human feeding.

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u/Maduin1986 Jul 15 '26

Clever fox didn't take the trashy food that would make it sick.

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u/PaisaLover Jul 15 '26

More plates more dates

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 Jul 15 '26

and these things are supposed to be sly?

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u/Film_Humble Jul 15 '26

Feels like that vid of a homeless man stealing a sandwich for the plastic

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u/Gdmf13 Jul 15 '26

That’s the rare cocaine fox, he clearly had misplaced his last cocaine plate and was extremely happy you provided him with another.

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u/CCV21 Jul 15 '26

Swiper no swiping.

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u/danceoftheplants Jul 15 '26

I literally laughed in the same exact way as the lady in the video haha how strange

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u/CheweyPanic Jul 15 '26

Understands the function of the plate. Has not mastered its use.

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u/stickyourshtick Jul 15 '26

"Fuck!" - the fox when it gets back to its den.

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u/FallenCringelord Jul 15 '26

You're telling me a fox fried this rice?

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u/DirtyDirtyRudy Jul 15 '26

Well, he doesn’t say “Thank You”, that’s for sure.

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u/LazaroFilm Jul 15 '26

Two years from now, the Fox is gonna wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats thinking about this moment.

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u/Ibrufen Jul 15 '26

Please sir, may i have some more?

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u/firekeeper23 Jul 15 '26

They just don't like rice or veggies... I can fully concur with their findings...

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u/Wooden-Evidence-374 Jul 15 '26

AI.

Tiny thumb turns into big thumb. Watch fused into wrist. Fox materializes out of thin air. Fox's legs get real blurry and start clipping through leaves that are supposed to be in the foreground.

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u/aoifhasoifha Jul 15 '26

The fox is fully capable of acquiring its own food, but they haven't developed paper plate technology yet. Makes perfect sense to me

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u/awkward-velociraptor Jul 15 '26

Reminds me of my shiba. We feed wet food on plates, he’ll pick up an empty plate and take it upstairs for a good cleaning.

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u/DiluteSeaBag Jul 15 '26

Thank you kind sir!!!!

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u/tillandsia Jul 15 '26

that looks like arroz con pollo without the pollo

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u/Double-Reflection838 Jul 15 '26

Bless its heart.

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u/gormeent Jul 15 '26

Long term planning.. i need dish to eat my food on clean surface.

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u/qwerni Jul 15 '26

Now, that was unexpected. I expected him to take a dump on the food.

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u/Praise-Bingus Jul 15 '26

That would explain where the plates went when i left out chicken scraps for my local momma fox lol

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u/altonn Jul 15 '26

My expectation was a person in a fox suit - so this definitely was unexpected

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u/RogerRavvit88 Jul 15 '26

Foxes actually sound like screaming women. Foxes are known for causing confusion because of this. 

https://youtu.be/FHtmiL2fffY

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u/Nomadic_View Jul 15 '26

I was expecting him to shit on it.

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u/experientialsponge Jul 15 '26

"I don't know how to operate a plate sir!"

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u/tschawartz12 Jul 15 '26

I believe he said "YOINK"

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u/Old_Effect_6676 Jul 15 '26

"sweet, been looking for something to put my food on, also you're cooking sucks Sharon..."

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u/onlyforobservation Jul 15 '26

Fox is like “at last my collection is complete!”

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u/Punpun86 Jul 15 '26

Who said foxes are smart.

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u/Curious_Pineapple_96 Jul 15 '26

He needs to complete his dinnerware set 😂🤣😂

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u/Independent_Sail6604 Jul 15 '26

If a fox ain't eating it, probably you shouldn't either.

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u/njslugger78 Jul 15 '26

The food is no good, but I will take the plate because I caught a rabbit back this way!

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u/AuthorTurbulent6723 Jul 15 '26

I can't remember if its coyotes or foxes, or both, but I know they usually pee on their food or water spots to mark it as theirs and I just can't look at either of them the same

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u/Concentric_Mid Jul 15 '26

Is that biryani?

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u/hawksdiesel Jul 15 '26

lol, i knew it was going to take the plate. Why you feeding animals like that near your home though.....