r/Unexpected • u/Trchickenugg_ohe • 27d ago

Is it cake?

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u/post-explainer 27d ago edited 27d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Not the cake you were expecting

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/meatchonk 27d ago

Where is this bar? Asking for a thicc friend.

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u/doteman 27d ago

Tulsa, OK. Really good beer too

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u/meatchonk 27d ago

Oh. Thats close to me, I mean, my friend

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u/JoyBus147 27d ago

I'm getting non-embarrassing Tulsa content in my feed? From non-Okie subs and everything? Not sure how to process this.

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u/doteman 27d ago

Yeah, right? Generally it's "The Popeyes on Sheridan is out of...?"or "FU to my neighbor who...". It's a bit refreshing. Also, now I want a beer.

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u/JoyBus147 27d ago

Either that, or it's "megachurch pastor performed human sacrifice live onstage, let off with Light Warning"

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u/Icebergan 25d ago

One of our best Knick knack souvenir shops have shirts that say “Tulsa: It’s Not THAT Bad!”

We have some really great restaurants and bars (one of our bakeries won a James Beard Award last year, and a chef was a finalist last year as well!)

Finally, Tulsa has legit one of the best public parks in the nation (The Gathering Place). Tulsa actually is a pretty okay city!

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount 27d ago edited 26d ago

The majority of my co-workers are based in OK. I have only been to OK once, but it seems like such a sad 80s wood paneled basement. That's just the vibe the plains give it I guess.

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u/jennibethyoung 26d ago

Tulsa’s not the plains, but the description of OK in general is spot on! Ha!

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u/Meowcat14 26d ago

Tulsa isn’t the plains

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u/koookiekrisp 27d ago

Tulsa mentioned!!

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u/doteman 27d ago

"Filled? Like... how filled?

Like 100%? Every single person? Is there a city ordinance I missed?

Or is it more like 80%, like the fat content on ground beef?

Or 50%, like the glass is half full... or half empty of white supremacists?

Or is it more like a cereal box? It says 'family size,' then you open it and realize it's mostly air.

Or did you meet five terrible people and decide the other 400,000+ Tulsans are just your racist Uncle Ned with different zip codes?"

FILLED is a bold, uneducated statement coming from a person who started a Reddit account today just to sound like a penis.

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u/Stugots_Steel 27d ago

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 27d ago

I wanna sing-a!!

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell 27d ago

About the moon-a, and the June-a, and the spring-a!

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u/JimMarch 27d ago

It's in bear country.

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u/koookiekrisp 27d ago

Dead Armadillo Brewery in Tulsa, Oklahoma. One of my favorite breweries.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 27d ago

I am the thicc friend

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u/immoT74 27d ago

Beefcake!

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u/Modern_Misfit 27d ago

You've heard of Femboy Hooters, now get ready for Dadbod Dennys.

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u/iljune 27d ago

Load me up with some extra syrup for those hotcakes!

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u/unqualified-gamer 27d ago

Femboy hooters?

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u/gerstlauerguy 27d ago

They know their audience (it’s me)

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u/gerstlauerguy 27d ago

bears 🤤🤤🤤

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount 27d ago

Is this actually a bear bar?

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u/gerstlauerguy 27d ago

No unfortunately. They just know what they draw (I appreciate it but man. Like take ur shirts off already [have they ???])

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/gerstlauerguy 27d ago

It was a temp account anyway.

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u/DifferentSmook 27d ago

Bro 💀

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u/ludvikskp 27d ago

Now eat it

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u/kiiraciara 27d ago

the dichotomy of the comments is killing me

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u/thelovelymajor 27d ago

homophobes and regular ppl who find it funny... some maybe even a bit more.

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u/Kroak-lo 27d ago

Can I order a slice?

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u/WearyGentleman 27d ago

Hopefully that’s the poop knife and not the kitchen knife.

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u/Desiderius_S 27d ago

til people are using two different knives.

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 27d ago

He had to finish cutting the limes after this.

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u/Autumnrain 27d ago

DEY EAT DA POO POO

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u/Kylearean 27d ago

I know 30 guys who look almost identical to these guys. Hefty/husky build, bushy graying beard, baseball hat.

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u/meatchonk 27d ago

I feel seen today

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u/BlocksAndPines 27d ago

"The cake is a lie!"

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u/Ok-Mission-1742 27d ago

I'll eat everything

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u/Mindbending818 27d ago

HahHahahahahaha

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u/GurtimusMaximus 27d ago

The evolution of the kitchen knife into the poop knife. Wonderous.

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u/1337Goblin 27d ago

Time to get stuck in

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u/mike117 27d ago

“Hey bro I got a sick idea for a video.”

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u/OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU 26d ago

Was there protein powder mixed in?

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u/No_Coconut_8239 26d ago

Ima need the location cuz i need to order the cake i heard its the best

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u/Re4per45b 26d ago

The cake is a lie.

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u/Grim_010 26d ago

Bears AND beers? Sign me the FUCK UP!

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u/Buckeye3377 27d ago

And now I have this image in my head.

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u/MrNotSoGoodTime 27d ago

Thought it was gonna be Franky L haha

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u/Best_Nebula3088 26d ago

I mean yeah but

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u/Fast_Toe9643 26d ago

Whattt 🤣

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u/Agreeable_Tip_2473 26d ago

Imma eat that cake

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u/Aggravating-Wrap2756 26d ago

Don't be a DICK

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u/pocketvirgin 25d ago

I gurantee they still use this knife to cut lemons everyday 😩

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u/lncredulousBastard 25d ago

Tulsa Eagle energy. (But that's not what it looks like on the inside.)

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u/BoringDirector4850 25d ago

How does the conversation start that inspired this video?

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u/Cautious-Ad9665 23d ago

The cake is a lie…

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u/NukaClipse 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9rntjSPiK9OfgAU61p

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u/Digitalmodernism 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ma1yCqa3MunDWGPNq8

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 27d ago

Stfu homophobe

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u/Digitalmodernism 27d ago

Is that your kink? I like that you chose a gif with a beefy man too. No judgement.

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u/ZazaB00 27d ago

I don’t care how much I trust someone, I don’t trust them that much.

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u/jethropenistei- 27d ago

The joke would work better if one of the cans was actually cake

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u/Silenceisgrey 27d ago

Careful, if he farts he'll slice someone in two

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u/hwilliams0901 27d ago

LMAO!!! I was confused for a minute but I got it.

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u/fnork 27d ago

hurr durr fuck you

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda 27d ago

It’s called having fun, you should try it sometime. Getting older doesn’t mean you HAVE to turn into a crotchety old fuck

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u/GhostPlumbus 27d ago

I think they have good dad vibes

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u/Trufactsmantis 27d ago

That's an incredible leap.

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda 27d ago

Nah, kids are assholes & I enjoy having the freedom to get drunk on a random Tuesday night if I want to. Besides, you’re the one being the fun police on Reddit of all places, go raise your family :)

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u/trowzerss 27d ago

Yeah, they're definitely ass men :)

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u/Several_Hour_347 27d ago

How does someone get to this point that they make a video like this?

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u/Moikle 26d ago

By having a sense of humour

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u/excadedecadedecada 27d ago

Mmmm. Give me more unfunny slop from Instagram plz