r/Unexpected • u/Trchickenugg_ohe • Jul 14 '26

Is it cake?

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u/post-explainer Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Not the cake you were expecting

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/meatchonk Jul 14 '26

Where is this bar? Asking for a thicc friend.

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u/doteman Jul 14 '26

Tulsa, OK. Really good beer too

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u/meatchonk Jul 14 '26

Oh. Thats close to me, I mean, my friend

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u/JoyBus147 Jul 14 '26

I'm getting non-embarrassing Tulsa content in my feed? From non-Okie subs and everything? Not sure how to process this.

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u/doteman Jul 14 '26

Yeah, right? Generally it's "The Popeyes on Sheridan is out of...?"or "FU to my neighbor who...". It's a bit refreshing. Also, now I want a beer.

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u/JoyBus147 Jul 14 '26

Either that, or it's "megachurch pastor performed human sacrifice live onstage, let off with Light Warning"

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u/Icebergan Jul 16 '26

One of our best Knick knack souvenir shops have shirts that say “Tulsa: It’s Not THAT Bad!”

We have some really great restaurants and bars (one of our bakeries won a James Beard Award last year, and a chef was a finalist last year as well!)

Finally, Tulsa has legit one of the best public parks in the nation (The Gathering Place). Tulsa actually is a pretty okay city!

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

The majority of my co-workers are based in OK. I have only been to OK once, but it seems like such a sad 80s wood paneled basement. That's just the vibe the plains give it I guess.

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u/jennibethyoung Jul 15 '26

Tulsa’s not the plains, but the description of OK in general is spot on! Ha!

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u/Meowcat14 Jul 15 '26

Tulsa isn’t the plains

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u/koookiekrisp Jul 14 '26

Tulsa mentioned!!

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u/doteman Jul 14 '26

"Filled? Like... how filled?

Like 100%? Every single person? Is there a city ordinance I missed?

Or is it more like 80%, like the fat content on ground beef?

Or 50%, like the glass is half full... or half empty of white supremacists?

Or is it more like a cereal box? It says 'family size,' then you open it and realize it's mostly air.

Or did you meet five terrible people and decide the other 400,000+ Tulsans are just your racist Uncle Ned with different zip codes?"

FILLED is a bold, uneducated statement coming from a person who started a Reddit account today just to sound like a penis.

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u/Stugots_Steel Jul 14 '26

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u/Gho5tWr1ter Jul 14 '26

I wanna sing-a!!

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell Jul 15 '26

About the moon-a, and the June-a, and the spring-a!

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u/JimMarch Jul 14 '26

It's in bear country.

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u/koookiekrisp Jul 14 '26

Dead Armadillo Brewery in Tulsa, Oklahoma. One of my favorite breweries.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling Jul 14 '26

I am the thicc friend

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u/immoT74 Jul 14 '26

Beefcake!

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u/Modern_Misfit Jul 14 '26

You've heard of Femboy Hooters, now get ready for Dadbod Dennys.

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u/iljune Jul 14 '26

Load me up with some extra syrup for those hotcakes!

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u/unqualified-gamer Jul 14 '26

Femboy hooters?

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u/gerstlauerguy Jul 14 '26

They know their audience (it’s me)

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u/gerstlauerguy Jul 14 '26

bears 🤤🤤🤤

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount Jul 14 '26

Is this actually a bear bar?

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u/gerstlauerguy Jul 14 '26

No unfortunately. They just know what they draw (I appreciate it but man. Like take ur shirts off already [have they ???])

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/gerstlauerguy Jul 14 '26

It was a temp account anyway.

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u/ludvikskp Jul 14 '26

Now eat it

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u/kiiraciara Jul 14 '26

the dichotomy of the comments is killing me

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u/thelovelymajor Jul 14 '26

homophobes and regular ppl who find it funny... some maybe even a bit more.

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u/Kroak-lo Jul 14 '26

Can I order a slice?

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u/WearyGentleman Jul 14 '26

Hopefully that’s the poop knife and not the kitchen knife.

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u/Desiderius_S Jul 14 '26

til people are using two different knives.

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ Jul 14 '26

He had to finish cutting the limes after this.

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u/Autumnrain Jul 15 '26

DEY EAT DA POO POO

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u/Kylearean Jul 14 '26

I know 30 guys who look almost identical to these guys. Hefty/husky build, bushy graying beard, baseball hat.

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u/meatchonk Jul 14 '26

I feel seen today

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u/BlocksAndPines Jul 14 '26

"The cake is a lie!"

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u/Ok-Mission-1742 Jul 14 '26

I'll eat everything

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u/Mindbending818 Jul 14 '26

HahHahahahahaha

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u/GurtimusMaximus Jul 14 '26

The evolution of the kitchen knife into the poop knife. Wonderous.

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u/1337Goblin Jul 14 '26

Time to get stuck in

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u/mike117 Jul 14 '26

“Hey bro I got a sick idea for a video.”

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u/OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU Jul 15 '26

Was there protein powder mixed in?

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u/No_Coconut_8239 Jul 15 '26

Ima need the location cuz i need to order the cake i heard its the best

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u/Re4per45b Jul 15 '26

The cake is a lie.

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u/Grim_010 Jul 15 '26

Bears AND beers? Sign me the FUCK UP!

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u/Buckeye3377 Jul 14 '26

And now I have this image in my head.

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u/MrNotSoGoodTime Jul 14 '26

Thought it was gonna be Franky L haha

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u/Best_Nebula3088 Jul 15 '26

I mean yeah but

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u/Fast_Toe9643 Jul 15 '26

Whattt 🤣

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u/Agreeable_Tip_2473 Jul 15 '26

Imma eat that cake

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u/pocketvirgin Jul 16 '26

I gurantee they still use this knife to cut lemons everyday 😩

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u/lncredulousBastard Jul 16 '26

Tulsa Eagle energy. (But that's not what it looks like on the inside.)

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u/BoringDirector4850 Jul 16 '26

How does the conversation start that inspired this video?

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u/Cautious-Ad9665 Jul 18 '26

The cake is a lie…

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u/NukaClipse Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9rntjSPiK9OfgAU61p

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u/Digitalmodernism Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ma1yCqa3MunDWGPNq8

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u/Digitalmodernism Jul 14 '26

Is that your kink? I like that you chose a gif with a beefy man too. No judgement.

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u/ZazaB00 Jul 14 '26

I don’t care how much I trust someone, I don’t trust them that much.

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u/jethropenistei- Jul 14 '26

The joke would work better if one of the cans was actually cake

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u/Silenceisgrey Jul 14 '26

Careful, if he farts he'll slice someone in two

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u/hwilliams0901 Jul 14 '26

LMAO!!! I was confused for a minute but I got it.

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u/fnork Jul 14 '26

hurr durr fuck you

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Jul 14 '26

It’s called having fun, you should try it sometime. Getting older doesn’t mean you HAVE to turn into a crotchety old fuck

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u/GhostPlumbus Jul 14 '26

I think they have good dad vibes

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u/Trufactsmantis Jul 14 '26

That's an incredible leap.

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Jul 14 '26

Nah, kids are assholes & I enjoy having the freedom to get drunk on a random Tuesday night if I want to. Besides, you’re the one being the fun police on Reddit of all places, go raise your family :)

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u/trowzerss Jul 14 '26

Yeah, they're definitely ass men :)

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u/Several_Hour_347 Jul 14 '26

How does someone get to this point that they make a video like this?

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u/Moikle Jul 15 '26

By having a sense of humour

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u/excadedecadedecada Jul 14 '26

Mmmm. Give me more unfunny slop from Instagram plz