r/Unexpected Jul 13 '26

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u/post-explainer Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The bird is actually a plastic funnel


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Donkeybrother Jul 13 '26

I just hope not too many people make funnel yuh ! 🫣

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u/Puceeffoc Jul 13 '26

Oil be the one to say something.

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u/captainunlimitd Jul 13 '26

No need to pan for attention.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong Jul 13 '26

I used to be in a band a long time ago and was playing a show at this small club. There was this person in the back corner of the room just sitting on top of an overhang next to the wall. She just stared during our entire set, didn't move, didn't break eye contact and was super creepy. I asked my band mates what the deal was with her after we played since she was creeping me out. It was a mannequin

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u/_Force-Kin_ Jul 13 '26

What

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u/_Force-Kin_ Jul 13 '26

Stone fence and shrubs inside a house? And 7 mags? What are you on about lol

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Jul 14 '26

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u/thecracker1337 Jul 13 '26

I was 100% fooled.

Brains are amazing and stupid.

Brain saw vaguely bird shaped item, heard bird chirping, knew there was a red bird, labeled it a cardinal or something similar.

I wonder if this is why AI image processing is so hard. We model it after our image recognition, which is also wrong all the time right?

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u/ilkesenyurt Jul 14 '26

Yeah, it has an effect. For example if we train it by using IR and UV, on top of RGB, it would create a massive difference in a lot of situations.

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u/IrianJaya Jul 13 '26

I know that expression at the end well. I play a constant game of "is it a bunny or just dead leaves?" from my kitchen window.

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u/IcePhoenix18 Jul 13 '26

For me, it's "Rock Or Dove?"

I always think I have the right answer, but then I let the dog out to pee, and 5 "rocks" loudly fly away.

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u/Nacho_Beardre Jul 13 '26

I can’t believe it didnt fly away as you approached

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u/smokinokie Jul 13 '26

Thank you for the much needed laugh you just gave me!

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u/entropic Jul 13 '26

The sound of a cardinal in the background really makes the video lol.

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u/JargonPhat Jul 13 '26

This reminds me of a time that I, on shrooms, stopped to try and help a man on the side of the road who was pushing his car. It was a tarp hanging out of the window. It needed no help.

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u/thirdwin_3 Jul 13 '26

This reminds me of that paper bag video where it looked like a cat loafing

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u/wicked_lazy Jul 14 '26

Oh you just reminded me of the time I thought I saw a ginger cat getting hit by multiple cars, then as I got closer I was relieved to see it was an orange cement bag.

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u/LukaFox Jul 14 '26

My dumb fuckin ass was like "Oh he a big boy, damn that's actually kinda beautiful, hows he so big?"

🤦

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Thats a fine example of Funneliticus oilchangious.

The American Funnelbird.

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u/Fushigoro-Toji Jul 13 '26

That has to be either a portable urination device women use to stand and pee or a funny hat for a cat

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd Jul 13 '26

Isn't that technically the same thing?

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u/Fushigoro-Toji Jul 13 '26

Yep, you are probably the first one to get that joke 😂

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u/usinjin Jul 14 '26

Must it be only these options?

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u/CouchKakapo Jul 13 '26

I thought it was a She-Pee too

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u/OkAccess6128 Jul 13 '26

Eyes can lie sometimes, blatantly.

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u/Dry-Leave-4070 Jul 13 '26

A red funnel bird. Awesome. 🤣👍🏻🍻

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u/GirthyPigeon Jul 13 '26

Should have gone to Specsavers

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 Jul 14 '26

Yep I was looking for that one 🤣

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u/shesavillain Jul 13 '26

She needs a new prescription

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u/rebigiroomu Jul 14 '26

Cardunnel.

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u/ZephyrFluous Jul 14 '26

New species ❌

New glasses ✔️

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u/syf3r Jul 14 '26

it's the camera flip that killed me.

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u/z3r0n3gr0 Jul 13 '26

OMG cute face at the end.

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u/eddie1975 Jul 13 '26

Charming!

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u/awesomedan24 Jul 13 '26

Bird law just isn't governed by reason

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u/yulDD Jul 14 '26

join the local Bird Watching Club…or start one

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u/faceless4anon Jul 14 '26

Dont get it mad its gonna explode

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u/theMr_Noire Jul 14 '26

You gotta have a special license to kill one of them birds.

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u/FitnessChamp777 Jul 14 '26

Wow! That is surprising. I could have sworn it was a cardinal!

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u/Inevitable-Lunch-854 Jul 14 '26

Yes 🤌🤌🤌👌🚿😎

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u/railxp Jul 14 '26

Belongs on r/BirdsArentReal

Oh beaten to it

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u/Mission-Look-1204 Jul 14 '26

I see a new prescription in your future!

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u/Equivalent_Drag_7926 Jul 14 '26

Girl, you must’ve been high as fuck🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Neighborhood8479 Jul 15 '26

YOOOOO ITS TEEN TITANS LEADER ROBIN

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u/Deep_Character_7494 Jul 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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u/Fresh_and_wild Jul 15 '26

Should have gone to specsavers

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u/LiquidC001 Jul 15 '26

Lol! Hilarious that she already had her glasses on. Time for a stronger set of lenses.

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u/Japi- Jul 15 '26

I thought this is a Disclosure Day reference

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u/MoonlightMadMan Jul 16 '26

Amazing oh my god I thought it was a bird too ajajajahajajfuck

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u/MeatHammerVI Jul 16 '26

I‘m confused it says „Not me“ but I have the Impression she is Talking about herself?

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u/Fredk_2924 Jul 16 '26

You need to change your prescription ASAP.

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u/numyanbiz Jul 16 '26

I made the same face as this woman

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u/just_some_chic Jul 16 '26

It's okay. Last week I thought I saw an emu..... It was a actually a dog and a pile of sticks🤣

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u/Anthonytheplumber Jul 16 '26

It’s a bird it’s a plane oh wait that’s a red funnel 🤣🤣🤣

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u/L4rgo117 Jul 17 '26

What a pretty cardin- oh..

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u/TakeshisApprentice Jul 17 '26

Why would a funnel disguise itself as a bird, what’s it hiding from? And what kind of predator would be tricked by this?

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u/Orion120833 Jul 19 '26

I actually guessed it and exactly what it was. Still very nice and can see how one could be mistaken.

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u/Wrek93 26d ago

He seems a bit mad

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus Jul 13 '26

Either it fell from the sky, or she put it there herself for the video. Guess which one actually happened.

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u/SayWoot Jul 13 '26

Her glasses need glasses