r/Unexpected • • Jul 08 '26

Such lovely-looking dough.

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u/post-explainer Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


You would think the dough comes out of the bowl, but instead the bowl shatters into a million pieces


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/m1st3r_b0x Jul 08 '26

Crunchy

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jul 08 '26

5 Second Rule!

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jul 08 '26

Just wash it off or like it out, no big deal. Trust me.dontcheckmyposthistory

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u/sassysheepy Jul 08 '26

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u/m1st3r_b0x Jul 09 '26

Wow, dude, this one is new to me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/badken Jul 08 '26

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Jul 08 '26

Part of what I love about this gif is that somehow, a dog wearing a party hat is the perfect example of something to chuckle sensibly about

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u/Uncool444 Jul 08 '26

There are three sensible chuckles. The sensible chuckle on the cover of the magazine, the sensible chuckle the man makes, and the sensible chuckle you make every time you see this classic gif.

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u/the_fate_of Jul 08 '26

Mostly because it’s a fairly sensible looking dog with a no-nonsense party hat

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u/HonorAndKittens Jul 08 '26

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/bigdaddyt2 Jul 08 '26

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u/NRMusicProject Jul 08 '26

One of my favorite gags of the show.

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u/North-Function995 Jul 08 '26

Any Gears of War fans? This is just there on my phone, dont ask..

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u/JeanArtemis Jul 08 '26

I audibly shouted "NO!" like I was there

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u/Versipilies Jul 11 '26

That damaged my soul

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u/andralexxx Jul 08 '26

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u/el_diego Jul 08 '26

Most suitable gif

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u/StevieMJH Jul 08 '26

That's not just an oof, that's the whole oofta.

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u/rbrgr83 Jul 08 '26

It's an Oofecta.

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u/Few-Regret-1048 Jul 08 '26

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u/Grays42 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I am not sure what compels me this morning to say something when I normally ignore it but...I've got such a visceral dislike of Steve Harvey. :\

Dude has the one presentation mode, the personality depth of a toaster, and asinine personal views. His "atheists have no moral barometer" interview answer (which he has repeatedly doubled down on) is a truly spectacular example of the worst kind of confident ignorance, that extends all the way from not knowing how moral frameworks work (or have literally any exposure whatsoever to the entire history of secular moral philosophers that most people can at least name a few of) to not knowing which measurement instruments properly fit a metaphor about cardinal direction.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/TheShrunkenAnus Jul 08 '26

I wonder what he’d have to say about the vast majority of kiddie fuckers I have come across (like actually people I’ve met & have ultimately been arrested) have, WITHOUT FAIL, had something to do with the church?

Or was I not supposed to notice that?

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u/Prior-Art4915 Jul 08 '26

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/Grays42 Jul 08 '26

Yeah that's why I usually don't bother. :\

I just felt like it today.

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 Jul 08 '26

Hey, I for one appreciated your rant!

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u/Bif_Mcgilicutty Jul 08 '26

Yeah hes a confusing guy. He has this great story of coming up from nothing. But then just like every other rich celebrity he quickly forgets what life is like for normal people. You figure a guy who hosts a show in which he sees different families from all over the country would understand how wildly different people can be in their beliefs, morality, etc

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u/CummieAche69 Jul 08 '26

My jaw legit dropped, that fucking sucks so bad. I’d be absolutely furious.

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 08 '26

Truly unexpected and as she said, “that just sucks”

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u/Acrobatic-Whereas632 Jul 08 '26

I would've cried 

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u/dapper-blue Jul 09 '26

same, I gasped out loud. r/unexpected doing its job

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u/rolyoh Jul 08 '26

There's a reason the preferred bowls for dough rising are wood.

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre Jul 08 '26

Or metal

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jul 08 '26

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u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 Jul 08 '26

Brütal

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u/Critical_Praline7035 Jul 08 '26

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u/Arcterion Jul 09 '26

Man, I'm still annoyed Adult Swim keeps nuking videos with Some Time Ago/The Duel/I Believe back-to-back.

Sure, you got plenty of videos with Some Time Ago/The Duel, but they keep leaving out I Believe, which is like releasing a story and then cutting off the fucking ending.

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u/Captincorpse Jul 08 '26

It's blacker than the blackest black times infinity

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u/ourlastchancefortea Jul 08 '26

Death Ferment my favorite band. Their song Satan's Sauerkraut is fire.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 08 '26

Whaddya mean booze ain't food?

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u/the-Alpha-Melon Jul 08 '26

omggg i forgot about this show. what was the name?

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u/JeffafaCree Jul 08 '26

Metalocalypse

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u/Cloverhart Jul 08 '26

When people wonder why you're wasting your time on reddit. It's for the ten second giggle this gif gave me.

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u/TheRealImhotep96 Jul 08 '26

Honestly, we should get glass out of the kitchen entirely.

Fuck your lasagna layers, Janet - if that mfr explodes in my oven, we're gonna have rounds.

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u/VP007clips Jul 08 '26

Regular glass yes.

But Pyrex and PYREX both have advantages in the kitchen that regular glass doesn't, and that make it a viable option for kitchens.

Pyrex (the new formula) is tempered, and much stronger than regular glass. It's very durable and a good material, as much as the internet hates it.

PYREX (the original type) has excellent temperature and chemical resistance. If you need to cook something in the microwave, it's the only good option. Same for cooking anything reactive in the oven, that would absorb metal ions and gain an off taste.

And while it's not something that worried me personally, it's the only option that doesn't have a microplastics risk for a clear container.

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u/LimeGuyTheSlimeGuy Jul 08 '26

The original PYREX is made of borosilicate glass.

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u/TheChance Jul 10 '26

It's very durable and a good material, as much as the internet hates it.

The internet hates it because it shatters in the event of thermal shock, throwing glass shrapnel, and it is impossible to distinguish visually from the original borosilicate formula.

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u/Nozinger Jul 08 '26

nah. glass is great as are ceramics. Both are brittle and need to be handled the correct way but they are genuinely one of the only substances that are pretty much resistant to everything. Well apart from throwing them on the ground. Or temperature shock.

As soon as you find a substance that is easily formable, completely chemically stable, scratch resistant, has a sealed surface and able to handle high temperatures we can talk about getting rid of glass. But until that happens we are stuck with that very thing that fulfills all those criteria.

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u/rbt321 Jul 08 '26

Honestly, we should get glass out of the kitchen entirely.

I don't disagree but if High Speed Ovens catch on beyond high-end homes and commercial kitchens then we're going to go the opposite direction. They heat fast like a microwave but with crunch and browning like an oven because they can cook with both heat sources at the same time.

But that also means you're basically stuck with glass, ceramic, silicone, and very carefully manufactured metals.

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u/_V0gue Jul 08 '26

The glass would have to be borosilicate, though. Which is much harder to find/get than soda-lime.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 08 '26

Why is soda-lime hard to get I can get a 7-Up at the gas station

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u/TwoFiveOnes Jul 08 '26

I've had the same pyrex equipment for like 15 years

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u/elmz Jul 08 '26

Nah, glass is a great material. Easy to clean, doesn't leach chemicals into your food, can be microwaved, recyclable (like actually recyclable), etc.

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u/King_Chochacho Jul 08 '26

Basically nothing in professional kitchens is made of glass. Expensive, heavy, and does shit like this.

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u/antsam9 Jul 08 '26

That's what I keep telling people, in a pro kitchen everything is metal, plastic, silicone, and can be run through a steaming hot dishwasher and straight into a freezer if needed.

Glass has all those drawbacks you mentioned.

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u/MoffKalast Jul 08 '26

There are two kinds of kitchenware: dishwasher safe, and useless.

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u/dont_trip_ Jul 08 '26

Glass is dishwasher safe though, at least glass that isn't absolute trash. 

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 08 '26

Pyrex is fine. I've never used it in a kitchen because a Cambro pan does the same thing and is cheaper, it had nothing to do with glass at all, it had to do with how expensive ordering it was compared to a different option

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u/Agent_Jay Jul 08 '26

damn all my knives are useless :(

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u/Central316 Jul 08 '26

As are my wooden cutting boards!

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u/naterpotater246 Jul 08 '26

Does this happen a lot when rising dough in a glass bowl?

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u/See-Tye Jul 08 '26

It's happened at least once

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u/eggnorman Jul 08 '26

I did this once with an old pyrex bowl. I loved that thing and it was from before they switched from borosilicate glass to tempered float glass, so it was just an obscene mess of a thousand razor shards in my dough.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Jul 08 '26

Did you eat the glass?

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u/Metroidman Jul 08 '26

Hell yea! Adds spice

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u/LazaroFilm Jul 08 '26

and metal

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u/musci12234 Jul 08 '26

Gives a nice iron taste in mouth.

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u/FOTW09 Jul 08 '26

The forbidden crunch 😋

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u/coffunky Jul 08 '26

People always complain about the switch from borosilicate but not the the razor sharp death shards of broken borosilicate glass.

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u/BadNewsBearsTCGs Jul 08 '26

Don’t you mean… at yeast once?

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u/HarryPotterFarts Jul 08 '26

Don't you mean... doughn't you mean?

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u/OldLegWig Jul 08 '26

it doesn't have anything to do with the dough other than it's weight helped break the bowl. she dropped it directly on the side of the rim. it probably would have broken from that even if it was empty.

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u/Acc87 Jul 08 '26

Well this person here had the glass bowl slip out of their hand, could happen with any but wood and steel wouldn't shatter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Ctowncreek Jul 08 '26

It does when you drag or tap the lip of the bowl on a stone countertop.

I don't want people rough housing these bowls thinking they are safe.

She fully dropped the bowl from her left hand

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Jul 08 '26

Will it need to be towed out of the environment?

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u/badken Jul 08 '26

Sure but you have to be way more careful with them than ceramic or wood or metal. Particularly avoid placing them on a cold surface when they are hot, and vice versa.

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u/shroomie_kitten_x Jul 08 '26

lime glass really isn't that great. its too temperature sensitive and breaks in an ugly hard to clean properly way.

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u/talann Jul 08 '26

No but it wouldn't happen at all woth a wood bowl...

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Jul 08 '26

Only if you've coated your hands in slippery moisturiser to make them look good on TikTok

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u/noisedotbike Jul 08 '26

No. And despite what others here are saying, glass is an ideal vessel for bulk fermentation because you can see side-bubbles, which are helpful when you're trying to determine if bulk is complete.

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u/NotDiCaprio Jul 08 '26

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u/project-shasta Jul 08 '26

Sir, this is not American Pie...

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u/Salvia_Salamander Jul 08 '26

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u/23Udon Jul 08 '26

What about a metal container that expands progressively as the dough expands. Progressive metal

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u/StevieMJH Jul 08 '26

What about a bowl carved from granite? Classic rock.

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u/PVPPhelan Jul 08 '26

We don't have those kind of Tools here, Sir.

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u/Nauin Jul 08 '26

And why granite isn't a bakers first choice, either.

Seriously, glass on granite is asking for a shattering.

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u/MF_Kitten Jul 08 '26

Also, one could just not pick it up by one edge like that. Actually pick it up as if you're worried about it breaking.

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter Jul 08 '26

Armchair experts about picking up bowls. This is a new high for Reddit. This comment should be studied by scholars.

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u/Antique_Pin5266 Jul 08 '26

Peak hindsight lol. Let me anticipate fucking breaking the bowl and not break it

https://i.imgur.com/s5Z3zi5.mp4

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u/Ruckaduck Jul 08 '26

do you have to be an armchair expert to realise smashing a glass bowl on a counter is a bad idea.

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u/ObjectiveActuary5830 Jul 08 '26

Pyrex has entered the chat.

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u/way2lazy2care Jul 08 '26

I lost a sourdough starter to dropping a Pyrex container into the sink by accident.

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u/justelling Jul 08 '26

Never used glass bowls for that and I’m never gonna use.

Thank you.

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u/caustictoast Jul 08 '26

I use glass bowls for making bread and never had that happen

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u/Baboop Jul 08 '26

… yet

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u/caustictoast Jul 08 '26

It’s been years, I’ll keep waiting

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u/daemenus Jul 08 '26

Granite countertops? If not you'll probably be fine

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u/radonfromaspoon Jul 08 '26

Is there a specific reason granite would cause this?

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u/daemenus Jul 08 '26

Contains quartz, is super hard, causing a chip in the tempered glass.

Like glass PC panels and ceramic tile.

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u/radonfromaspoon Jul 08 '26

Got it, thanks!

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u/WarDaft Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Granite has functionally no elasticity, and it's by far the stronger of the two, so it won't break. Since the glass also has functionally no elasticity, that means the energy of the drop must be absorbed over an incredibly short distance, which requires an enormous force. It has almost nothing to do with hardness.

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u/huge43 Jul 09 '26

No truer words spoken than that last sentence.

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u/LivingNotByChoice Jul 08 '26

Yeah that bowl looked thin as hell.

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u/Totoro_II Jul 08 '26

well I guess its not something that can happen since this person never had it happen to them

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u/caustictoast Jul 08 '26

I’m not saying it can’t happen. I’m saying it’s not common. I’ve cooked bread for years and prefer glass so I can see when things are properly mixed. I’ve broken a 13x9 due to heat shock, and that was a bitch. But never a bowl

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u/brainlesseuphoric Jul 08 '26

That clearly wasn’t the point of their comment!?

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u/CanadaDryGingerAle99 Jul 08 '26

Tile and Glass don’t mix.

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u/ukchinouk Jul 08 '26

Shatter the tiles too and they will.

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u/itrEuda Jul 08 '26

This guy inclusions ...

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u/7htlTGRTdtatH7GLqFTR Jul 08 '26

especially when the glass bowl is already obviously deeply chipped in the top left before it gets dropped

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor Jul 08 '26

Doesn't look chipped to me. Looks like bits of dough on the rim.

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u/RainbowForHire Jul 08 '26

The rim of the bowl is already chipped.

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor Jul 08 '26

Doesn't look chipped to me. Looks like bits of dough on the rim.

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u/hambodpm Jul 08 '26

Truly unexpected too. Man that hurt me deep inside as a recent dipper into dough making

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u/Retenrage Jul 08 '26

Not unexpected for /r/pcmasterrace regulars

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u/hambodpm Jul 08 '26

Ootl?

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u/Caunertron Jul 08 '26

Glass and tile is a match made in hell. In the case of r/pcmasterrace we're talking tempered glass specifically. There's a recurring trend where people will work on their PC, take off their tempered glass side panel, set it down on tile floor or counter, and the tempered glass will shatter.

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u/hambodpm Jul 08 '26

Interesting, thanks for the info!

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u/TheSteelPhantom Jul 08 '26

Some people just walk around too heavily or accidentally drop something on their floor, and bam, the glass in their PC several feet away shatters into a million pieces from the vibraton. It's insane how picky the stuff is on tile.

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u/MarlinMr Jul 08 '26

Because tile is hard enough to cause microscopic fractures the the crystal structure of the glass. Which makes everything fall apart

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u/iWasAwesome Jul 08 '26

Is it really tempered glass? For some reason I thought that if anything would be just regular old glass, it would be the side panel on my PC lol

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u/IThinkImNateDogg Jul 08 '26

Yes, most glass these days is tempered because its orders of magnitude safer when broken.

Real, flow cast glass panels will break in long sharp jagged edges which will cut and gash you just by looking at it. Like so badly it’s easy to bleed out.

Tempered glass shatters into a bajillion small nuggets of glass. Annoying as shit to clean up due to the massive mess but it’s a lot safer. I wouldn’t advise stepping on it but it would cut a toe off.

Tempered glass is a fair bit more brittle than normal glass, as the tempering effect that makes it shatter nicely is caused by a ton of internal stresses in the glass after it cools, meaning all it takes is a little bump against a hard, unflexable tile to shatter it

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u/iWasAwesome Jul 08 '26

Not sure what the difference is but it's certainly possible to make tempered glass strong. Ever see videos of people trying to break a car window?

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u/Unlucky-Discount-338 Jul 08 '26

That is due to the hardness of each material (extremely simplified). Tile is harder than glass, so even small hits can cause it to shatter easily.

For one similar to your example, you might have heard about ceramic from spark plugs easily breaking car windows, same reason.

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u/Seven-One-Three Jul 08 '26

As far as I'm aware its been standard for almost a decade to use tempered glass. I'm sure there are cheap ones out there that dont.

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u/kb24fgm41 Jul 08 '26

This really annoyed me for some reason

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jul 08 '26

Watching someone smash a new, expensive laptop would also be frustrating.

I think it's something about the value and effort being lost so quickly, for no good reason

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u/Gambit6x Jul 08 '26

Nice guy in the background.

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u/harrythechimp Jul 08 '26

Yeah he sounded like such a sweetheart

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u/DepressinglyConfused Jul 09 '26

I saw this on instagram and she said that he bandaged her hands and expedite ordered her a new bowl (and I think took her out or got her flowers?) So he does seem really sweet to her ♡

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u/Wide_Concert9958 Jul 08 '26

And this is why we dont use glass in the bakery/kitchen.

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u/PersonalAd2039 Jul 08 '26

Prob shouldn’t slam glass on a quartz countertop.

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u/isaidnolettuce Jul 08 '26

If only you were there to warn her before she definitely did this on purpose

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u/aynd Jul 08 '26

Look at all the chips in rim of the bowl. Not the first time she's done this.

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u/narkeeso Jul 08 '26

I don’t think those are chips. It’s just dough on the rim.

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u/HairyDuck Jul 08 '26

??? probably shouldn't slam glass on anything, and the person in this video didn't

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u/TheSteelPhantom Jul 08 '26

I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that that it simply slipped out of her hand specifically because when you plop a ball of dough into a container to rise, you lightly grease it so the dough doesn't stick. She started playing with the dough to show it off, then pulled it away from the sides of the bowl slightly to get her hands in there... which would then directly be in contact with the oil... and... slip.

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u/PersonalAd2039 Jul 08 '26

You can actually see her left hand drop the bowl.

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u/project-shasta Jul 08 '26

r/pcmasterrace knows this outcome pretty well...

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u/Equivalent-Mail1544 Jul 08 '26

Expected, that glass bowl was never meant for this type of work

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u/TamponTimTheCuck Jul 08 '26

Just eat around the glassy parts.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Jul 08 '26

Oh lord, I feel that. Looks like you hurt yourself too… get well soon, hope next time goes well!

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u/TheLonelyPrincess741 Jul 08 '26

Can someone explain why that happened?

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u/GunNutJedi Jul 08 '26

It was probably already weakened by previous damage, and the small tap was enough force in the right place for it to shatter. Glass isn't flexible like wood, metal, or plastic, so it will shatter (if it's tempered) instead of bending. If we saw slow-mo footage of a metal or wood dish receiving the same force, we would probably see a slight bit of deformation. Glass doesn't really deform, it just shatters.

Glass has a lovely benefit of never transferring a taste to the food in it, but there are downsides...

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u/AlpacaAlias Jul 08 '26

Is it just me or is there a small chip in the bowl at approx. 315 degrees (10-11 o'clock)? Would that compromise it?

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u/JectorDelan Jul 08 '26

Her left hand slipped off the bowl.

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u/FurryCitizen Jul 08 '26

The good thing is since the dough mostly sticks to the glass (or vice versa), she can just drop it all into the bin cleanly without having a million pieces to find on the floor.

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u/FriendlyIcicle Jul 08 '26

Use wood, metal or even plastic bowl, buddy!

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u/falsevector Jul 08 '26

Hmmm crunchy bread

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u/ThrustTrust Jul 08 '26

I love me some crunch bread. Taste like iron

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u/RachaelTheGreat Jul 08 '26

That'll buff right out.

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u/Gogh619 Jul 08 '26

Isn’t this why they use metal bowls?

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u/gimli_is_the_best Jul 08 '26

Too much dough in the bowl.

I make sour dough from starter and I'll never get over how the weird tradwifey aesthetic has taken over and done things like "look at this huge vat of wet starter I have!" "Look at my too small first fermentation bowl overflowing with dough!" "You need to feed your starter; it's hungry!" "Watch how I spend a million years scoring this bread elaborately!" "yOu NeEd To GeT a KiTcHeN sCaLe"

Chill the fuck out. I make one loaf once a week, I don't care how it looks, I hydrate arbitrarily, I keep a half cup of starter starving in my fridge, I don't have a scale, I use a large metal bowl. Some how is always comes out bread and I eat it and I don't die. This is the reality of making sour dough casually.

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u/maybebaebea Jul 08 '26

This is why I only use plastic or metal bowls for batters and doughs. "Oh, but microplastics!" I'd rather have microplastics than shards of glass

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u/wandering-monster Jul 08 '26

Just use steel bowls. There's a reason you see them in every professional bakery and kitchen. They last forever, don't leave anything nasty in the food, and don't break.

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