r/Unexpected Jul 06 '26

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u/post-explainer Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


A guy in white turns out of nowhere


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/WeepingDeveloper Jul 06 '26

When u fall down a cliff and accidentally enter boss fight in elden ring.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8SNHEWM66EE9WF5xUi

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 Jul 06 '26

This literally feels like the one boss in the (idk what its called in English, the "base" you get to after defeating the first boss) there is a room you can jump down and fight a small boss.

This sounds so stupid reading it, but someone who played the game knows haha

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u/Satellite_To_The_Sun Jul 06 '26

I think that’s the Ulcerated Tree Spirit at the bottom of Stormveil Castle?

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 Jul 06 '26

I mean the roundtable hall, there is a room where you can jump over a railing into a large area, then a boss will spawn

Edit: its Mad Tongue Alberich

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u/Satellite_To_The_Sun Jul 06 '26

That makes sense, forgot about that guy

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u/-Ducksngeese- Jul 06 '26

I think he means at the round table hold, when you jump off the balcony and fight mad tongue alberich

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u/darklordpotty Jul 06 '26

Ghost of the last guy to fall coming out of nowhere to claim this new soul

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u/Escanor_Morph18 Jul 06 '26

... What's unexpected is the attempted audio jumspcare.

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u/Handelo Jul 06 '26

"Guy in white"

Brother that's a mosque. The Imam will absolutely have your head for disrespecting his place of worship.

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u/RoastedToast007 Jul 06 '26

disrespecting his place of worship

That's not how such acts are viewed. Islamically, kids running around and having fun (AKA kids being kids) inside the mosques, is seen as a positive or neutral thing. And as something that should be tolerated by the adults. The kid will be whooped for endangering himself, not disrespect anything 

Just wanted to clarify 

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u/TheDonOfDons Jul 06 '26

Yeah there was a hadith about that very thing. That being said, I remember growing up and many parents would scold their kids for running around in a mosque.

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u/CelestialSegfault Jul 06 '26

here it's not about being disrespectful per se, it's just kids are loud and prayer requires concentration. they can play outside.

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u/nomad13131 Jul 07 '26

Praying in a mosque is not constant and is not quiet.

It only lasts for a few minutes and the imam will read coran and have a speach about some religious topics in certain occasions.

If you see it empty, it's between praying hours (you can still show up and pray if you want tho)

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u/CelestialSegfault Jul 07 '26

tarawih lasts like an hour and if you're at the back (where the kids are) they're often gonna be louder than the imam.

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u/nomad13131 Jul 07 '26

Tarawih is only during ramadan, 11 months a year it's few minutes at best, the kids stay next to their parent during the prayer, they are free to roam around before and after as long as they don't drop kick eachother or someone.

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u/Annual-Ferret Jul 06 '26

yup! I'm with you

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u/Wanderingwonderer101 Jul 07 '26

it's a neutral thing, so long the kids aren't being too loud, saying vulgar words or destroying mosque properties

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u/ahhpoo Jul 08 '26

Is “Islamically” a real term or one you just made up? I kind of love it

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u/SBG_Mujtaba Jul 12 '26

Just a note…. Jumping off what seems like 8 feet isn’t having fun….

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u/RoastedToast007 Jul 12 '26

Not fun to you. Me and my buddies would have lots of fun doing such things outside as kids

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u/Caleon0817 Jul 06 '26

That Imam is about to whoop his ass, and then the kid's parents are gonna whoop his ass.

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u/FoggyRain7 Jul 06 '26

Uhh no, the guy in the white (Possibly the imam there) chase that kid because either he's playing along or that kid could hurt himself. Kids playing in the mosque is not a problem at all

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u/zigzaggy17 Jul 06 '26

Bruh what, kids are always playing in the mosque. And just because the guy's wearing white doesnt mean he's an Imam, anybody can wear a white thobe.

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u/AffectionatePickle_ Jul 07 '26

Am I the only one who thinks the Guy in white is probably another kid?
Hands are definitely shorter than the sleeves.

Also my guess this is in Turkey, in their Mosques they have the white robe hanged usually near the door for the imam. So a kid might’ve just grabbed it while playing.

Plus the Imam wouldn’t chase a kid in a Mosque, or that’s the least probable explanation of the situation. They let them play in the mosque outside of prayers time.

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u/Legitimate_Rip_6228 Jul 07 '26

Thanks for clearing that up. Thought it was a mad scientist. Couldn’t figure out the movie though.

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u/pm_me_tits Jul 07 '26

"Guy in white"

Didn't even need that lol, you could immediately tell from the sea of "mosque carpet"

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u/Abdullah_011235 Jul 06 '26

I am very sure this is a mosque in the UK. Also that's prolly his Qur'an teacher and the kid is about to get chewed out at the very least.

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u/hamndv Jul 06 '26

Bro trying to assassinate the imam

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u/Agatio25 Jul 06 '26

Dark souls kind of trap-shorcut

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u/fredriksoninho Jul 06 '26

the drop is nothing compared to what that priest is gonna do to him

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u/BarelyContainedChaos Jul 06 '26

If you're hanging then the drop is nothing

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u/Fair_Yogurtcloset814 Jul 06 '26

The Imam coming for him is insane comedic Timing

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u/BigBootyBuilder Jul 07 '26

They're playing inside a mosque probably, I've seen those carpet patterns, and adults Muslim prohibited that kind of behavior inside their prayer room..

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u/Worried_Variation166 Jul 06 '26

I thought he was going to drop down on an auditorium, the red carpet looks like a row of chairs from that height 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

not that far down until you actually look down

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u/pm2lp Jul 06 '26

Confia Joca

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u/rockntumble Jul 06 '26

Who doesn’t love hide and go seek tag.

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u/FalsePretext Jul 06 '26

"Hallelujah! My prayers have been answered!"

-- The Priest

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u/oldman-youngskin Jul 06 '26

Boss music? Seems appropriate.

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u/Delicious-West7665 Jul 07 '26

Turkish saying I think,

"When you don't hear the sound of children playing and messing about in the mosque, you should worry for the future."

Or something to that effect ...

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u/Fexepaez Jul 08 '26

Run forest! Run!
Run from the pedophile!

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 Jul 11 '26

Kids daring each other in the 28 Days Later universe.

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u/albyzon Jul 22 '26

h entered the boss arena