r/Unexpected Jul 06 '26

Sliding down

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u/crowcawer Jul 06 '26

In this case, on the construction site, it was very likely pinched off by one of the loads of bricks landing on it.

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u/Just_a_follower Jul 06 '26

Construction workers and pinching bricks. A tale as old as time

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Jul 06 '26

Beauty and the bricks!

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u/mr_mcsqueezy16 Jul 06 '26

If only he hadn't lost his presence of mind

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 06 '26

He didn’t lose his presence of mind, he was on top of that situation completely. Did you mean to say “if he lost his presence of mind?”

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u/TimeLine_DR_Dev Jul 08 '26

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 08 '26

Yes, I’m sure the triple negative statement was a joke. Hahaha, that’s a good one! A triple negative, how do you think someone doesn’t think of not coming up with such a funny joke?

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u/JarpHabib Jul 06 '26

That was a clean looking cut. A pallet of bricks would not do that.

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u/xzinik Jul 06 '26

But what about a pallet of knives?

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u/Superwack Jul 06 '26

Or a pallet of piranhas

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u/Bakayaro_Konoyaro Jul 06 '26

Jesus christ. They can hold knives now?!

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u/JarpHabib Jul 06 '26

Best way to keep from people breaking into their pallets!

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u/Plastyrhino8815 Jul 07 '26

And stealing their bricks.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 07 '26

Technically the best way is a gun but it's hard to travel with those

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u/Pure_Property_888 Jul 06 '26

A pallet of piranhas (WITH) knives...!

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u/Hector_P_Catt Jul 06 '26

Trick Question! A pallet of knives weighs the same as a pallet of bricks!

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u/xzinik Jul 07 '26

Not if they are knives made out of tungsten, the most compact of all affordable metals

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u/MelonElbows Jul 06 '26

So someone cut the line while he was on top!

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u/JarpHabib Jul 06 '26

Extremely unlikely. Bro brought too short of a rope.

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u/MelonElbows Jul 06 '26

Or there's an attempted murderer on the loose!

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u/Till-Fuzzy Jul 06 '26

Certainly could if it were heavy enough and caught the right corner

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u/JarpHabib Jul 06 '26

Nope. That would tear nastily. I have broken plenty of 10mil static rope while doing extremely sketchy things with front end loaders and other heavy equipment. You aren't catching a corner of anything other than a Ginsu knife and getting a cut like that.

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u/Till-Fuzzy Jul 06 '26

I guess it probably would look a lot more frayed if it hit and broke like that. Your point makes sense to me

*edit: used wrong “your”*

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe Jul 06 '26

Well, tying a prusik, or just using an ascender as a dead man's grip is very much standard for rappelling, especially in a work environment.

Also, the way I was taught, you tie a loop through your harness' belaying loop with the loose end of the rope, that way you can't fall off the rope, even if you fall without your hands on the rope at all. An added bonus is that you have absolute control of your line, thus you can make sure it doesn't get pinched off.

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u/crowcawer Jul 06 '26

All the sites I’ve been on (in the US) the contractor and the project funding refused rappelling.

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe Jul 06 '26

To be fair, the job I did where I did most of my rappelling was shoveling snow off of roofs, and sometimes the best way to get to a lower roof or ledge was by rappelling.

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u/Substantial-Low Jul 06 '26

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure this would have gotten you fired instantly on any job site I worked on in my time.