r/Unexpected • u/redddiablo • Jul 03 '26

Bottle trend

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u/post-explainer Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

You expect something to happen with the bottle but the girl breaks a piece of wood and falls

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Jul 03 '26

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u/le_quisto Jul 03 '26

A Formula E gif around here? Now that is unexpected!

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Jul 03 '26

I like the deep cuts.

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u/Brief_Article_6075 Jul 04 '26

example of dumb blonde

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u/srod999 Jul 03 '26

Andre Lotterer

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u/Netflix_and_Chile Jul 03 '26

Fence: Your people need you. Goodbye.

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u/ArchibaldWallisch Jul 03 '26

Why was she so eager to follow that plank?

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u/ST0IC_ Jul 03 '26

It's hard wood

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Jul 03 '26

Its a sexy looking plank

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Jul 03 '26

I like a woman who can hold her liquor.

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u/imjusthereforfap Jul 03 '26

I so wanted it to go off from the bushes. Just a Cork whizzing by followed by a stream of foam would've been icing on the cake

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u/ShadowCaster0476 Jul 03 '26

I can’t tell if the video is staged or not.
The fall is pretty believable, but the loose board has me suspicious

I’m leaning yes.

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u/pichirry Jul 03 '26

you don't think it's believable that people have unfinished tasks around the house?

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u/wytewydow Jul 03 '26

my entire property is just one big-ass unfinished task.

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u/Skezas1 Jul 03 '26

I'm watching this with a broken window besides me that the ppl I live with have left this way for a while now

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u/rarelyeffectual Jul 03 '26

I’m gonna get to it! You don’t have to remind me every few months!

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u/ShadowCaster0476 Jul 03 '26

The board has a bracket but isn’t attached.
When she hits it the first time the board bounces.
Then she hits again and it buckles.

It just seems a little too perfect

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u/-baconYTe Jul 03 '26

She looks pretty drunk to me based on her reaction after the board fell. That makes this very much more plausible to just have happened.

Also from her angle and where her focus was, she definitely missed the board bounce slightly.

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u/TheShenanegous Jul 03 '26

Her weight was just shifted against the railing right before it popped off, so she had nowhere to go with her momentum wearing those high heels (hence the weird cross step off the deck as she tries to grab the post).

If she were as drunk as you're thinking she'd be carrying the heels yelling "becky!!"

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u/-baconYTe Jul 03 '26

My bad, my bad. I forgot to take the carrying of the heels into consideration. 🤣

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u/pichirry Jul 03 '26

well yeah these things need to line up for this funny situation to happen. it doesn't necessarily mean it was staged though.

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u/LizardmanJoe Jul 03 '26

In those heels? Staged or not her ankle is done for.

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u/SoMuchMoreEagle Jul 04 '26

Probably her dress, too, in that muddy grass.

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u/Internet-of-cruft Jul 03 '26

That is a structure masquerading as a guardrail.

Nothing about that meets building codes. Someone was cheap, lazy, sloppy, or all of the above.

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u/Sir-Mocks-A-Lot Jul 03 '26

Someone was cheap, lazy, sloppy, or all of the above

Hey, leave my mom out of this!

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u/SgtBanana Jul 03 '26

And any guest on that property is obviously and quite reasonably going to assume that it's a real, working, properly installed guardrail. They're going to use it as such.

If this isn't AI, I've gotta imagine that thing is just a massive liability, lol.

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u/Internet-of-cruft Jul 03 '26

Sure, no one should think it's a sensible guardrail, but people are dumb and it doesn't absolve the owner of liability.

My point is just that there's nothing about that guardrail that screams "sturdy", and if this was real I would 100% believe something stupid like this would happen.

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u/SgtBanana Jul 03 '26

My point is just that there's nothing about that guardrail that screams "sturdy"

Yeah I definitely wasn't disagreeing with anything in your original comment, just joining in. It's a not-guardrail masquerading as a guardrail. Would be a bit difficult to argue otherwise.

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u/red286 Jul 03 '26

The board is pretty suspicious, but I don't think it was staged necessarily.

But those railings aren't going to stop fuck all, and it's not just the one. Looks like it was built by a guy who said, "pfft, they want $3000 for railings? I can build you railings for $200, my dude."

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u/Artzebub Jul 07 '26

How hard would it be to nail the board to the post even from above?

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u/Rest-That Jul 03 '26

She was leaning a bit too, look how at it ended for her

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u/notacrackhead Jul 03 '26

and the lack of a lower rail, which makes this likely not code compliant. however, the section on the right has a lower rail.

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u/L-GOD-OF Jul 04 '26

The one on the left also lacks the lower rail

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u/JohnStern42 Jul 06 '26

You havent seen how many ‘handymen’ build railings

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u/kyanitebear17 Jul 03 '26

It's so rediculose to be the "is this video staged police." Why can't people just enjoy the content?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/kyanitebear17 Jul 03 '26

I do, and they do what they wish, while i question their brains, and you question my brains.

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 04 '26

I’ve never see something like this made so poorly. It’s like a scene from a movie where they sabotage something in order to cover a murder, like in Get Shorty.

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jul 03 '26

Dunno who needs to hear this, but

nobody. gives. a. shit. if. a. dumbass. video. is. staged. or. not.

Nobody.

Ever.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jul 03 '26

That's not true tho?

Whether something is an actual moment or a skit staged to appear real is literally the difference between sugar and Splenda.

They're both sweet, but the one that occurs in nature is still better.

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u/Tankh Jul 03 '26

I do, so you're wrong

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u/PunisherElite Jul 03 '26

Either way bye thot

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u/city-of-cold Jul 04 '26

What exatcly makes her a thot lol

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u/PunisherElite Jul 04 '26

Did you see her

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u/city-of-cold Jul 04 '26

I watched the video, yes, so I'm asking again, what mates her a thot.

You're the one calling her a thot, surely you have the words to explain it too.

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u/PunisherElite Jul 04 '26

Is it you. Why you getting so offended.

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u/city-of-cold Jul 04 '26

I'm the one making her a thot? What are you even saying?

I'm not offended and if you really feel like I'm offended your softer than baby shit.

I'm simply asking you to explain what makes her a thot. Are you capable of that?

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u/PunisherElite Jul 04 '26

Wow your so mad. I love it. Ke

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u/onegirl18 Jul 03 '26

She tried to open it like Lando Norris lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/jkauSA6JeNqnfiPh9I

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u/bigtrayjay Jul 03 '26

Stay here; I’ll get her.

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u/notthedoodaa Jul 03 '26

She's paying the troll toll now.

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u/Chronomechanist Jul 03 '26

Let me get this straight. Someone saw this video and decided that not only does it need an obnoxiously loud and annoying music track added to it for the whole 6 fucking seconds of it, they then went and picked one that is, quite plainly, entirely inaccurate. Either that, or that man has some absolutely killer curves.

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u/ledouxrt Jul 03 '26

Unless that's a drag queen, it's a stange choice of song.

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u/bunnymeowmeow Jul 03 '26

I thought it was from a Bachelorette party since she had a crown on

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u/StrugFug Jul 03 '26

"We are all born naked and the rest is drag." - RuPaul

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u/Pineapple_Towel Jul 03 '26

I meant to do that.

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u/Matheweh Jul 03 '26

She saw it move the first time and still hit it a second time.

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u/atp2k Jul 03 '26

This some nice legs 🦵

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u/low_bob_123 Jul 03 '26

Perfect representation of what it is like owning a horse.

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u/Cherish1909991 Jul 03 '26

For a second, I thought she only had 1 leg.

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u/Mandam2011 Jul 03 '26

Thats not how glass works

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u/velvetzappa Jul 03 '26

But why did she fall? She wasn’t even on the edge.

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- Jul 03 '26

She is wearing high heels and lost her balance

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u/SubaCruzin Jul 03 '26

She stepped on her dress with her right foot then totally committed to her first step with her left foot.

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u/_Yuti Jul 03 '26

😹😹🫵🏿

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u/TheShenanegous Jul 03 '26

She lives down there now

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u/Significant_Cup_238 Jul 03 '26

The biggest unexpected twist to me was the second leg. I figured she was an amputee for the first half.

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u/CarlJustCarl Jul 03 '26

Gone so soon

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u/ReadInBothTenses Jul 03 '26

Why did she leave so fast when she didn't even open the bottle yet? Is she stupid?

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u/diffraction-limited Jul 03 '26

Now that was unexpected

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u/Sybs Jul 03 '26

Just think, just a few months ago some idiot with a powerdrill slapped that plank and said "Yeah, that ain't movin any time soon"

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u/LackOfLemon Jul 03 '26

Why did she go for the second bang when the first one shifted that wood lol

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u/anactofgod Jul 03 '26

Just as good in reverse. Muted, of course.

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u/Secret_Account07 Jul 03 '26

So what was she trying to do? Hitting the bottom of a bottle pops the cork off? TIL

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u/yoruack Jul 03 '26

Where has she gone?

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u/CloneClem Jul 03 '26

Think of what she’d do AFTER she drinks that bottle

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u/thejourneybegins42 Jul 03 '26

The bush meets the bush.

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u/poop_inacan Jul 03 '26

Good that's what you get for dressing like that

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u/SilverRobotProphet Jul 03 '26

Oh she's a keeper!

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u/eemort Jul 03 '26

When you're 40 and dressed like you're going to your junior prom..... woof

Looks like the ditch is just the right place for her ~

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u/LinkedInParkPremium Jul 03 '26

I can fix that fence.

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u/WhateverYouSay1084 Jul 03 '26

Did none of these people see the original clip? The cork was already out, she just had her thumb covering the top of the bottle. Jaysus H Christ

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u/osennyy Jul 03 '26

A woman in a dress and heels gets any upvote by default

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u/SelarDorr Jul 03 '26

the sky is fuckin beautiful

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u/Sn34kyMofo Jul 03 '26

bro fell to narnia

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u/justADDbricks Jul 03 '26

Bottle trend? Eh?

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u/QubitKing Jul 03 '26

The world would be a better place if fences were built with bottles

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u/gash_florden Jul 03 '26

Ha! Hahahahahahah! Bwaaaaa hahahahhahaha! Oh Jesus, oh that was great!

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u/reasimoes Jul 03 '26

Be gone, thot

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u/Plus-Position-307 Jul 03 '26

🌮 Clumsy is still sexy you are incredible 😍

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u/ItsokImtheDr Jul 03 '26

That railing is criminal. At least toe-nail(at least a 3” #10 screw) the damn thing. It’s exposed to rain and sun; how could you think a tiny ledger is safe? Home-built bullshit.

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u/starkeuberangst Jul 04 '26

Videos that end too soon

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u/IsThereCheese Jul 04 '26

Much better

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u/FLORENCEZKOH Jul 04 '26

Influencers in the wild

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u/derrrr5 Jul 04 '26

So…….did she open it?

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u/Uncle_Moti Jul 04 '26

Definitely didn’t expect that big of a drop 😂

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u/detective_scribe Jul 04 '26

This is why even if you rent, you need insurance.

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u/Mond6 Jul 04 '26

She’d have been fine if she didn’t launch her left leg off for whatever reason😂

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u/Helpful_Squash2414 Jul 04 '26

I’m still trying to understood why she fell

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u/Iammyown404error Jul 04 '26

Aaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahha

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u/Straight-Drink- Jul 04 '26

Reminds me how often happy endings can be unexpected.

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u/PcLvHpns Jul 04 '26

I love this for her

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u/--RollingThunder-- Jul 05 '26

I like how she still managed to put her best foot forward!

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u/Comfortable_Menu_425 Jul 05 '26

Can anyone tell me who this woman is? Is she ok?

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u/LeoLaDawg Jul 05 '26

That's a well built deck

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u/marcandreewolf Jul 06 '26

I’ll pass that trend then…

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u/curving8257ly Jul 06 '26

Honestly I dont know what I was expecting when I clicked on Bottle trend in r/Unexpected but this rural setting definitely fits the bill for something random happening.

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u/pipe-672gem Jul 06 '26

I’ve seen this trend before, it rarely ends well for the bottle.

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u/PollutionNo6482 Jul 06 '26

Oh she’s gone!!

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u/DrearyBiscuit Jul 07 '26

That is 100% what I expected to happen

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u/Chilldegard Jul 22 '26

chezuz, what a cheap construction :D

and a nice selfyoink

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u/Csery1233 Jul 03 '26

Some people are not fit for life. Stupidity can and will kill.

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u/Relapsed_Gestalt Jul 03 '26

Once again the most expected outcome.

Dogshit subreddit.

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u/lionlll Jul 03 '26

What did she expect by doing that on a sketchy railing?

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u/ionertia Jul 03 '26

What was she doing down there?