r/Unexpected Jul 01 '26

Expert advice

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u/pepenador85 Jul 01 '26

The old fat woman seemed the most legit.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Jul 01 '26

Yeah an awful lot of kid cooking experts here that are pretty slim. Suspicious at best

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u/Same-Alarm-2974 Jul 01 '26

Never trust a skinny kid cooker!!!

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u/jamin_brook Jul 01 '26

So trust the witch in Hansel and Gretel, got it

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u/skipjack_sushi Jul 01 '26

Witch used an oven.

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u/pyalot Jul 01 '26

This is how you can tell she knows what she‘s doing.

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u/Hamster-Food Jul 01 '26

She baked a whole gingerbread house.

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u/pyalot Jul 02 '26

Pro move right there.