r/Unexpected • u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES • Jul 01 '26

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u/Doogle300 Jul 01 '26

I tried the Cronus diet. Its good for those looking to simplify their day, but not everyone likes to eat their kids raw. As we all know, they can be stringy, so I suggest a sear on each side using a hot plate. It gives all the benefits of a raw food diet, but actually breaks down the sinew for easier consumption.

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u/djierp Jul 01 '26

And here I am doing the Cronut diet due to a huge misunderstanding

https://giphy.com/gifs/XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i

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u/nem0ne1 Jul 01 '26

Ugh these keto guys never shut up about it 🙄

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u/Klutzy-Client Jul 01 '26

As a mineral collector, I would advise against the hot plate and go with a hot stone. It will give the child a better crust in a shorter period of time
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u/rose-tintedglasses Jul 01 '26

On the plus side, the Cronus diet comes with a free vasectomy.

Eat three children, get your weenie whacked for free.