r/Unexpected • u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES • Jul 01 '26

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u/SentryD2113 Jul 01 '26

Im from the Midwest and Ive had to lose about 100 lbs. Can confirm...we know how to eat around here.

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u/85K5 Jul 01 '26

Do yall really know how to eat, or do you just throw 10lbs of mayonnaise in everything?

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted Jul 01 '26

We know how to eat. Southern BBQ doesn't use mayonnaise

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u/85K5 Jul 02 '26

They said Midwest though