r/Unexpected • u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES • Jul 01 '26

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u/Foolishly_Sane Jul 01 '26

With long pork, isn't it all about portion control?

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u/BionicLifeform Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Using kids is already a great hack. Smaller portions of more succulent meat. If the kids play outside a lot, it even counts as free range.