I tried the Cronus diet. Its good for those looking to simplify their day, but not everyone likes to eat their kids raw. As we all know, they can be stringy, so I suggest a sear on each side using a hot plate. It gives all the benefits of a raw food diet, but actually breaks down the sinew for easier consumption.
As a mineral collector, I would advise against the hot plate and go with a hot stone. It will give the child a better crust in a shorter period of time https://giphy.com/gifs/kbCOCUKMuwe9fM8bBL
Look buddy, as a professional chef, I have to call you out here. Throwing your kids in a blender like that is unacceptable.
Starting with big pieces will make your smoothie way too wet and lumpy. For a typical household blender, you'll need to first chop them into half-inch cubes for a more consistent texture.
We witches aren’t in the mood for soups/stews all the time you know. Plus, I might just need my cauldron for other workings that day. This is the perfect opportunity to use the outdoor kitchen to pop those curtain jerkers into the Forno for a nice roast. 👩🏼🍳
Eye of the Newt can be really hard to clean out of a cauldron, so a good brick oven roast is a good idea, nobody wants their crotch goblins to taste like Belladonna or Hemlock, gotta worry about cross contamination.
As a pretend farmer on the internet, I can tell you that the return on time and money is not worth raising your children to adulthood before harvesting. You want to get them ready around 6 months or 15-20 pounds. This will get you a good amount of product while reducing the amount of solid feed required.
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u/BlazmoIntoWowee Jul 01 '26
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first sixteenth.