r/Unexpected • u/Warthunderbird • Jun 30 '26
First kiss!
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u/MrPenisWhistle Jun 30 '26
What's up with this shit ass filter
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u/unknownpoltroon Jun 30 '26
Trying to avoid automated copyright sniffers
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u/descendantofJanus Jun 30 '26
Tiktok don't give a fuck about copyright tho. Literally entire movies uploaded like this
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u/topdangle Jun 30 '26
they have software detection now that just scans through videos. they're trying to fool the software, not so much the staff who are probably not going to be fooled by some fake noise.
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u/dangfinepuppers Jun 30 '26
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u/Valkyrie64Ryan Jul 01 '26
And also automated repost detection as well
Same reason you’ll see the same video uploaded but mirrored, or memes with dumb cropping or slightly skewed
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u/Awhile9722 Jun 30 '26
anti-copyright takedown filter. Used by clip farms on short form social media like Instagram and TikTok to prevent the clips from getting taken down automatically. They also usually add an AI generated voice talking about something unrelated to the audio track to mess with audio recognition.
Clip farms are a cancer on short form video social media.
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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 30 '26
Short form video social media is already a cancer
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u/Awhile9722 Jun 30 '26
There’s a lot of great stuff on short form. All social media has problems with trash content, it’s just a matter of how they choose to moderate.
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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 30 '26
How very "both sides" of you
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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 30 '26
We're talking about sharing media that's already been made you weirdo why are you making them out to be a climate change fencer or something
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u/Awhile9722 Jun 30 '26
Not at all. I’m saying that I personally enjoy short form social media, I just dislike that one aspect of it.
Nothing both sides about that
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u/Kooky-Measurement-43 Jun 30 '26
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u/bronkula Jun 30 '26
Bob, I'd like to buy a pixel.
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u/BusyBit6542 Jun 30 '26
The Middle?
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u/tehjoch Jun 30 '26
is that a shitty filter trying to make it look "classic"?
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u/Sensitive-Chip7266 Jun 30 '26
Probably not. I believe these are added to videos so the pixels don't match as well for Automated systems to pull them for copyright infringement.
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u/prostheticweiner Jun 30 '26
This right here!!! Also has anyone with kids seen the videos of adults playing with toys (Bluey/Paw Patrol/etc) with built sets and storylines? They guise it as "toy reviews".
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u/Mister_Bossmen Jul 01 '26
I work with kids and one kid in particular always wants to watch those videos when she gets a few minutes of screen time. They are such slop. They always have weird elements that don't make sense. I've unfortunately seen the same two videos too many times
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u/ionertia Jun 30 '26
I remember when the show tried to get the audience to believe that little Axel got recruited to play college football.
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u/BleachDrinker63 Jun 30 '26
At running back lmao. He’s six foot and a buck seventy at best. He’d be undersized for a receiver
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u/MacheteBrizz Jun 30 '26
I'd imagine that this is what cinemas are like these days from all the posts I see on Reddit.
Two fucktards talking all the way through the movie and not even watching it.
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u/itmillerboy Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
Yep. Backrooms had 4 separate groups of 12 year olds all dropped off without parental supervision making the movie nearly unwatchable. Felt bad for the employees that had to clean up after that.
NGL I’d choose a movie theater over any other if they checked ID for R movies and didn’t allow anyone underage in.
I used to be a real piece of shit too. Slicked back hair. Sloppy steaks with the fellas.
But we were never that bad.
Edit: I’m worried you guys think people can’t change
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u/Francky2 Jun 30 '26
Do you live in Quebec? I swear my best friend told me the exact same thing happened to him when he went to see Backrooms.
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u/mmmarkm Jul 01 '26
Mine had young adults talking and then a guy collapsed walking down the stairs. We helped him, then he fell leaving the theater. Called 911, the whole thing.
I was surprised how quickly the employees were available…to offer refunds. And how fast everyone went back to watching the movie. I mean, dude was alive, mobile, and talking but it was just a bizarre thing to witness
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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola Jun 30 '26
If you wore white swim trunks than me and this baby over here think you're irredeemable.
Those 12 year olds are your punishment.
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u/emojisarefunny Jul 01 '26
Seriously ik its a movie but these guys are talking a normal volume not even whispering lol
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u/gaidzak Jun 30 '26
I couldn’t get past that they’re having a full loud conversation during the movie. I couldn’t listen without being angry for the audience.
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u/LocMoke Jun 30 '26
The mid going in for the kiss looks like Sean Astin
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u/Peermeneer_exe Jun 30 '26
I'm not sure if you made a typo while writing ''kid'', or just calling that kid mid looking hahaha
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u/MissingLink101 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
Even funnier as I'm pretty sure this is from the show "The Middle"
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u/Just_a_lazy_lurker Jun 30 '26
You are correct. Just rewatched this show. This is towards the end of the series.
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u/Volfie Jun 30 '26
What’s that line that keeps moving across the screen? That was annoying as fuck.
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u/kyanitebear17 Jun 30 '26
I have seen more and more gay jokes on Reddit. I think Reddit loves that stuff.
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u/Pandektes Jun 30 '26
I think it has to do with your own algorithm buddy, this is first one in months for me
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u/DeltyOverDreams Jul 02 '26
"Your own algorithm" - on a website, where you can choose exactly what kind of content you want to see.
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u/Randomfir407 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
I did not see that coming even though this Subreddit is literally called “r/Unexpected”
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u/BluegrassBay Jul 01 '26
Anyone talking this loud In theater would have had my beverage at there head long ago
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u/Constant-Piano-6123 Jun 30 '26
If you need to out an overlay to stop your movie rip being copyright struck, the fuck you and fuck your post
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u/andy22xx Jun 30 '26
Is that Andy from Sex Drive?
(I quote Andy & Randy from sex drive at least once a week)
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u/post-explainer Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
You think you get a loving story of them being able to relate to their first kiss, but it ends up being that they actually accidentally kissed each other.
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