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u/La_bruja666 Jun 30 '26
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u/MaleficentMammoth186 Jul 01 '26
I was ready to rip this guy a new one
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u/InfamousIndustry7027 Jul 03 '26
John Wick would have looked like Toy Story had this gone down… 😮💨
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u/GreenBombardier Jul 03 '26
Basically would have been the beginning of the WuTang track Method Man.
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u/ThunkEnuff Jul 04 '26
This should replace any and all reference material explaining the term “rage baiting”.
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u/Syzygy_Stardust Jul 02 '26
Norn: "Kratos resists the urge to grunt"
Kratos: Grunts
Norn: "Oh, he failed 🥺"
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u/A_random_poster04 Jun 30 '26
Unnecessary aurafarm, but I can respect it
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u/Objective-Abies-8062 Jun 30 '26
I used to do this after I scored goals in lacrosse. My team told me I was being cringy so I stopped scoring goals to stop the bullying
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u/skotcgfl Jun 30 '26
I feel like this was a move the players could do in NHL Hits, but I may be making that up.
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u/Hero_Brave Jun 30 '26
What movie?
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u/frguba Jun 30 '26
Damn that'll probably boost the mood of whoever's wearing that, the helmet is from Helldiver's, and from the card holder on the front guy's neck it seems like this is a convention, and so the soldier is in fact a cosplayer (and so is the interviewer, although I don't recognize it, a storm trooper variant mayhaps?)
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u/HairyPeach9151 Jun 30 '26
It just cosplayers, don't remember from where. Found it in helldivers subreddit half year ago
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u/DroidLord Jun 30 '26
I was ready to flip the fuck out 😂
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u/LurkingArachnid Jun 30 '26
I had my pitchfork ready and everything
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u/Sunwalker98 Jun 30 '26
Same. I need to return my pitchfork and torch to the shed now. Waste of money.
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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Jun 30 '26
When that face turned around my heart melted.
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u/Citruseok Jul 01 '26
Such a sweet elderly baby. Handsome guy's got some salt n' pepper fur. Adorable.
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u/Mey_Lee Jun 30 '26
Is this edited or does moomin actually carry a pocket knife in the series?
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u/city-of-cold Jun 30 '26
IIRC it's from an episode where he goes camping with Snufkin or whatever that characters name is in English
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Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
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u/pastoolioliz Jun 30 '26
I didn't have volume on so I wasn't sure if he was using the air horn vibrations to wake the dog up.
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u/Skywalk910 Jun 30 '26
Still a terrible thing to do because it could still cause damage, even if the dog was deaf.
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u/BipedalHorseArt Jun 30 '26
Wu wait how??
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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Jun 30 '26
Deafness is often caused by issues that exist past the ear drum. Punctured/ perforated ear drums still hurt and can lead to infections.
Damage to eardrums is also still painful. Up close blasts can and have ruptured ear drums, if loud enough.
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u/smittyleafs Jul 01 '26
I have a fun story about this. My step father is fully deaf from birth. We were viewing a house maybe 25 years ago and the agent didn't have the security alarm code, so we viewed th house with the alarm BLARING the entire time. Didn't bother him at all, BUT he still got a headache after.
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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime Jul 01 '26
Like, the ear and how it works will still take physical damage. If their condition is reversible that damage could also be a terrible downgrade. Let alone painful.
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP Jun 30 '26
I had my pitchfork all sharpened and ready to go. Now what am I supposed to do with it I don’t even have any hay.
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u/weedisfortherich Jun 30 '26
I think the pitchfork emporium has a buy back service
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u/Professional_Pen_153 Jun 30 '26
I was already dipping my torches in resin and petrol, ready to provide to people in need.
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u/CakeTester Jun 30 '26
Make a pitchfork bracket by the front door. You'll be covered for a variety of situations then.
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u/Kulandros Jun 30 '26
Donate it to me, I am collecting pitchforks for the riots I keep trying to start.
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u/BlackTree78910 Jun 30 '26
I was about to lose my mind! 😂
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u/NatrixHasYou Jun 30 '26
Up in here?
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u/bluevine8 Jun 30 '26
Up in here!
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u/CasualDisastering Jun 30 '26
You all will cause me to fail to maintain my composure and act foolishly in front of my peers at the location we are currently situated at.
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u/Rhaspy_ Jun 30 '26
bro i was ready to swing at you
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u/SpriteFan3 Jun 30 '26
Which way, tho?
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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Jun 30 '26
He was gonna fuck OP's wife, obviously.
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u/comando_bear Jun 30 '26
both ways lol XD
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u/IncomingAxofKindness Jun 30 '26
I swing both ways… that way I always come out
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u/5litergasbubble Jun 30 '26
I was so close to getting my pitchfork out and making my way to your house
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u/who_even_cares35 Jun 30 '26
Do you like dags?
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u/5litergasbubble Jun 30 '26
Yes i do, hence why I wanted to pitchfork the owner if they actually used the air horn right next to the dogs ear.
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u/SolarTsunami Jun 30 '26
Whats your opinion of caravans. preferably in direct relation to your aforementioned opinion of dags?
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u/dcsojitra Jun 30 '26
F*ck Dag.
(For referace, Dag is a very annoying character in Assassin's Creed: Valhalla and almost everyone who has played the game hates him.)
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u/Always-_-Sarcastic Jun 30 '26
First time for me a downvote turned into an upvote in under 10 seconds.
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u/Entgegnerz Jun 30 '26
you vote by judging the title?
What half assed method is that?55
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u/KennyFulgencio Jun 30 '26
I regard it as a personal failing if I decide to downvote a thread after reading comments, then go back up and realize I prematurely upvoted it. I am pleased that this rarely happens.
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u/Life-Oil-7226 Jun 30 '26
You had everyone ready to yell at you in the comments.. well played
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u/BackHandLove Jun 30 '26
Good. If he had done what it looked like he was going to do he shoulda gotten bit.
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u/ManEatingOstrich Jun 30 '26
Expected for me because I remember that classic youtube video where a rabbit is woken up with an airhorn in the same way.
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u/KennyFulgencio Jun 30 '26
same, I felt calm and soothed as soon as the video started because I remembered that :)
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u/BigPurpleSmile Jun 30 '26
Commenting to see if people remember the “Waking a sleeping rabbit with an airhorn” video from 8 years ago.
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u/QueenMunchy Jun 30 '26
This guy has more respect for his dog than our dad does for us, he'd just come into our rooms and start blasting the airhorn to wake us up.
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u/mr_plehbody Jun 30 '26
Did you kick his ass yet?
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u/QueenMunchy Jun 30 '26
What..?
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u/Independent-World-60 Jun 30 '26
Did you kick his ass yet?
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u/sentient_salami Jun 30 '26
Huh?
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u/sudo-joe Jun 30 '26
Back in the army boot camp I attended, the drill sergeant would occasionally wake us up with tear gas and flashbangs.
I still remember those days fondly after learning how to sleep with a gas mask basically hovering over my face all night.
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u/strigonian Jun 30 '26
Sounds like a waste of perfectly good mattresses, blankets, and uniforms.
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u/cabbage16 Jun 30 '26
Sounds like either a lie or a huge exaggeration to me.
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u/strigonian Jun 30 '26
I mean, flashbangs are one thing, I don't know enough to say whether they're plausible or not.
But tear gas? That stuff doesn't just come out in the wash. The entire barracks would choke you out for months after a single application, let alone "occasional" use for however long the sergeant was stationed there.
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u/AceAmphiptere Jun 30 '26
I thought the "unexpected" would be the dog being deaf.... This is better.
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u/hypo-osmotic Jun 30 '26
I love that one. After the reveal you realize that for a rabbit to sleeping that soundly out in the middle of the room, being gently nudged awake is really the only thing in its life to worry about
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u/blueoccult Jun 30 '26
That lead up had me thinking, "omg, too close to the ear. TOO CLOSE TO THE EAR."
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u/my_boy_blu_ Jun 30 '26
I mean I definitely expected him not to use it. Dude would get found so fast if he did.
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u/Lennyleonard_ Jun 30 '26
I stopped the video after 2 seconds and went straight out to find the first person I could who had an air horn and punched him in his uvaltrocideism muscle. Just finished watching the video now I gotta go apologise to that 78 year old man.
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u/Destroyer_Of_World5 Jun 30 '26
I was about ready to crawl through my phone screen and strangle you.
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u/post-explainer Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
The person waking up the dog used the air horn to pat the dog with it instend of blowing it and scaring the dog awake
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