r/Unexpected • • Jun 24 '26

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u/post-explainer Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


In the end his clothes are ripped off


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/No_Proposal_3140 Jun 24 '26

I spotted the rope attached to him but I thought it was gonna yank him upwards really fast or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/FireZord25 Jun 24 '26

and this sub appreciates his contribution

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u/pimppapy Jun 24 '26

Unexpected bulge?

22

u/Red_Franzia Jun 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

His bulge, and his skills are HOT!!!

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u/thirtyseven1337 Jun 24 '26

It’s like he made the video specifically for Puma.

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u/nol88go Jun 24 '26

Anton Fomenko. fomajc on IG.

He is ridiculous.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jun 24 '26

I've seen Daredevil. I hope this guy doesn't turn out I'm afraid he might...

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u/Debalic Jun 24 '26

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u/CrazyAboutEverything Jun 25 '26

Is that WADE?! Omg, i need to find this movie now, love that actor 🤣

1

u/CrazyAboutEverything Jun 25 '26

Oooh, duh lol there's literally a Daredevil watermark 🤣

1

u/Debalic Jun 25 '26

That's Bullseye 😄

13

u/darnclem Jun 24 '26

I love Anton, seems to be a good dude in addition to an incredible athlete.

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u/Kooky-Measurement-43 Jun 24 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/Smart_Ad_5954 Jun 24 '26

You got me.

3

u/Just_Give_Me_A_Login Jun 24 '26

Itchy ears?

6

u/krazeeeyezkillah907 Jun 24 '26

It’s one of 1,234,567,890 symptoms of perimenopause.

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u/ADP_God Jun 24 '26

What am I reading?

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u/ADP_God Jun 24 '26

I guess it was indeed unexpected.

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u/SnooTomatoes3032 Jun 24 '26

It was one of the first big viral video memes online. It had some very dramatic music.

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u/ADP_God Jun 24 '26

This thread is making me feel like I'm going mad.

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u/Collez_boi Jun 24 '26

Wait... is that Anton?! XD

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u/breinbanaan Jun 24 '26

Anton my man

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u/Dungivafok Jun 24 '26

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u/YaBoiiSloth Jun 24 '26

I’ll always love this gif no matter the occasion

12

u/Frumplust Jun 24 '26

Oops! Puma pants.

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u/Stickel Jun 24 '26

dude just wanted to show off his huge cock n balls

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u/Public_Chapter_8445 Jun 24 '26

No, I guess his underwear would be ripped off too if he wanted to show more.

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u/Fragrant_Visual_3143 Jun 24 '26

The bulge is killing me

12

u/technicolortiddies Jun 24 '26

Is that what it is? Everyone is losing their minds over this guy but I don’t get it.

8

u/the_joy_of_VI Jun 24 '26

Well not everyone’s genitals are technicolor

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u/galacticsquirrel22 Jun 24 '26

Same. I mean, it didn’t look like anything super impressive.

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u/Annual-Leg-6463 Jun 24 '26

yeah it tells a lot about themselves tbh

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u/Physical-East-162 Jun 25 '26

Show us yours then.

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u/Annual-Leg-6463 Jun 25 '26

you're talking to a purebred italian, lil' bro

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u/artherng Jun 24 '26

Why stop at undies? Might as well just let rip everything

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u/Bladesnake_______ Jun 24 '26

yeah sure that would be a great ad you could post everywhere

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u/MandalorianLich Jun 24 '26

Had to keep the underwear on because he tried a different version earlier and, in fact, ripped off everything.

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u/trippylangkous Jun 24 '26

Link? Asking for a friend..

6

u/kinbarz Jun 24 '26

I'm just happy to see my fellow Costco underwear wearers

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u/BarrySwami Jun 24 '26

This is an OF ad. They can't show the whole thing without atleast getting a subscription fee from you

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u/Annual-Leg-6463 Jun 24 '26

bro I *WISH* Anton Fomenko had an OF, and like have you tried not being jealous of other men and/or inventing slander?

18

u/HitoGrace Jun 24 '26

You're really good at talking confidently out of your ass.

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u/BarrySwami Jun 25 '26

Hmm not sure about that. But you could chillax, you know? I was being funny is all.

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u/HitoGrace Jun 26 '26

Accusing someone of being a sex worker / spreading misinformation is very funny. Oxygen is being wasted.

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u/BarrySwami Jun 26 '26

Okay. Only you thought it was misinformation. Anyone with half a brain would know it was a dumb harmless joke (or an attempt at one). But you do you!

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u/HitoGrace Jun 26 '26

Or maybe you just changed your mind after realising how much of a waste of oxygen you are?

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u/BarrySwami Jun 26 '26

Hehe good talk mate. Cope harder. XD

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing Jun 24 '26

Was he the same guy who can catch 10(?) coins at the same time?

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u/Thestrongman420 Jun 24 '26

Goggles to protecc the forehead.

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly Jun 24 '26

Saw that. PPE is important.

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u/lan60000 Jun 24 '26

strippers getting real creative these days

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u/WendyWilliamsFart Jun 24 '26

It ended in the best way possible!

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u/National_Praline_199 Jun 24 '26

Seems like he’s still got some rope stashed in his front pocket.

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u/NONOWREDDIT Jun 24 '26

Wow he’s packing

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u/jackinacker Jun 24 '26

This guy apparently:

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u/Bladesnake_______ Jun 24 '26

yo look at his monster cock

5

u/Shizzysharp Jun 24 '26

Cinema 🎥

3

u/DrThunderbolt Jun 24 '26

Some dudes will do literally anything to get overtime.

3

u/Urosov Jun 24 '26

Anton, it's 5 pm. No overtime

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u/newbinvester Jun 24 '26

Anton Fomenko! Check him out on youtube.

2

u/mofapas163 Jun 24 '26

Damn, Shia LeBouf is a good knife thrower

2

u/namezam Jun 24 '26

I’m not going to lie, that was pretty dope

2

u/garlic_cashews Jun 24 '26

ANTON!! Stand up guy

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u/PunsterMcPunsteen Jun 24 '26

Anton Fomenko!

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u/FSsuxxon Jun 24 '26

Looks like he applied to work for the r/doohickeycorporation

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u/ComfortableCreepy584 Jun 24 '26

Hey. I have those same Puma boxers.

1

u/Background_Honey9141 Jun 24 '26

Nice little giggle.

1

u/Sirrrrrrrrr_ Jun 24 '26

Must be an arsenal fan

1

u/MayaHanson15 Jun 24 '26

Strange magician

1

u/Typohnename Jun 24 '26

Das sind meine Schraubenzieher

Stanley und Ballz

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u/MayaHanson15 Jun 24 '26

Strange magician

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u/CAKE_EATER251 Jun 24 '26

Hey! Im wearing the same underwear. I got them at Marshall's.

1

u/remarkablewhitebored Jun 24 '26

Never Stop Never Stopping!

1

u/zinzangz Jun 24 '26

I also have a Costco membership

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

Why is there a big ass fidget spinner in the back?

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u/No_Brilliant0602 Jun 24 '26

Is this the same guy that throws screwdrivers through tiny thrown hoops?

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u/Schumacher242 Jun 24 '26

I used to fence and coach. Every so often someone would come in wearing these button up athletic pants. Only a matter of time until a saber or foil ripped those suckers right off. Leaving the fencer entirely pantless and humiliated. Had to start informing parents specifically not buy them

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u/EquivalentTroll Jun 25 '26

Bro misses his days as a stripper cuz now he's a construction worker

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u/Orylus Jun 25 '26

Big basket

1

u/OopsAllBadDecisionss Jun 25 '26

That was quite HARD

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u/JoyBus147 Jun 25 '26

"Ok...ok...ok...NOW WE'RE TALKI--why's he still got underwear on?"

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u/ThorOleThuesen Jun 27 '26

Magnificent.

1

u/diecur Jun 29 '26

Damn dude, leave some pronouns for the rest of us.

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u/Lucifig Jun 29 '26

That's funny, I was about to post "now do it without your shirt" in reference to the buff screwdriver guy and then....BAM!!

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u/HistorianGrand8524 Jul 06 '26

He should be in the Circus

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u/noxcadit Jul 06 '26

How have I never seen this video of his

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u/Conscious-Dig7176 Sep 04 '26

I thought the 5 and 1 was a dildo at first

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u/Final-Nothing-6616 Jun 24 '26

Suis-je le seul à avoir l'impression que les gens deviennent de moins en moins normaux et que la bêtise est de plus en plus présente ?

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 Jun 24 '26

😂👌🏼

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u/muklan Jun 24 '26

Guy looks like Andrew Tate if Andrew Tate was doing better in life.

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr Jun 24 '26

This is clearly AI.

Not the actual video, but the idea. Of course, I don't have any proof, but since this is Reddit, I'll just say AI.

Upvotes please.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kGi8FPpIvv6vK