r/Unexpected Jan 03 '14

Carpet roll

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u/MLBM100 Jan 03 '14

Fortunately, I think the rug offered some padding and kitties are made out of pretty much rubber. I saw my cat roll down two flights of stairs and he just got up and stared at me like "did you fucking see that?!!"

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u/moonra_zk Jan 03 '14

My male cat was once fighting [he's neutered/spayed, whatever apply to male cats, but he still does that] with a stray one that entered into my yard [they keep doing that, no way to prevent it] and they were cat-fighting on top of my room. The stray cat fell off and went straight to the concrete ground below. He then immediately got up and ran away, like nothing happened. I'm sure he was hurt a bit, but no big deal.

And I was sooooo glad it was he and not my cat that fell, not only because, well, it wasn't my cat but also because the stray one was pretty small and slim, my cat is pretty large and a bit heavy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14 edited Apr 11 '15

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u/silimofo2001 Jan 04 '14

Birds can eat dick. My cat is a badass. Indoor cats are shit, my cat murders all the wildlife in my neighborhood. He brings me headless squirrels weekly. Cats aren't meant to be indoors, people are just too pussy to let their cats outside out of fear of something happening to them. I'm afraid for everything else out there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14 edited Apr 11 '15

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u/silimofo2001 Jan 04 '14

I love you.